Weed is really bad. I have a friend who once smoked weed and died from eating too many doritos. I also have another friend who thought he was a pinata and got his other friend to hit him repeatedly with a baseball bat. Though they were on LSD and crack too, but I blame the weed because weed is the most horrible drug out there. Weed also makes you addicted. It is more addicting than heroine, crack, and cigarettes combined. After just one puff you'll be hooked for life and be thinking about weed all day, just waiting to get your next fix.
Why is weed bad? Well it...
Makes you hungry. (People die from obesity)
Makes you sleepy. (Wasting your life by sleeping)
Makes you happy. (Happiness? Fuck that you pussies. Everyone knows happiness from drugs is really sadness in disguise.)
[b]For some people it also makes you go mentally insane at the first puff and kill everything in sight.[/b]
Weed is a dangerous drug! Please stay away for your own sakes and for the safety of others.
You think you're only harming your self when you toke up? Think again. Every time you take a drag baby Jesus gets raped by Satan.
This entire thread is the complete truth and if you don't believe me you'll go to hell.
Oh my god! I didn't know it was this bad, thanks for this information. I better warn everybody immediately!
quick everybody, burn your supply before it kills you.
[QUOTE=Hamm0;20400143]Oh my god! I didn't know it was this bad, thanks for this information. I better warn everybody immediately![/QUOTE]
Good man! Jesus appreciates your work.
I just hope it isn't too late to save those hungry, happy, sleepy bastards.
[QUOTE=Pome;20400156]quick everybody, burn your supply before it kills you.[/QUOTE]
I'll just burn it in a bong and inhale please.
[QUOTE=Slip777;20400159]Good man! Jesus appreciates your work.
I just hope it isn't too late to save those hungry, happy, sleepy bastards.[/QUOTE]
God help them all, i'm sure they can repent before their souls are corrupted forever...
I suggest you all send me your marijuana so I can pass it on to the goverment for disposal, before its too late. Then check yourself into a rehab program.
[QUOTE=jonashappy;20400262]I suggest you all send me your marijuana so I can pass it on to the goverment for disposal, before its too late. Then check yourself into a rehab program.[/QUOTE]
I'll assist you in processing and transferring it brother.
i think your lying and our wrong
you see it would have been the doritos who killed your friend and the bat that killed your other friend, not marijuana which would have actually just cured any cancers they may have had at the time
remember weed doesnt kill people doritos and bats kill people
[QUOTE=ryno5660;20400317]i think your lying and our wrong
you see it would have been the doritos who killed your friend and the bat that killed your other friend, not marijuana which would have actually just cured any cancers they may have had at the time
remember weed doesnt kill people doritos and bats kill people[/QUOTE]
quoted for truth... even though the OP smells of troll
[QUOTE=ShukaidoX;20400633]quoted for truth... even though the OP smells of troll[/QUOTE]
yo momma's a troll, fool. -Mr.T
Was the pinata guys friend on the same thing to make him wanna hit the other guy with a bat?
[QUOTE=ShukaidoX;20400633]quoted for truth... even though the OP smells of troll[/QUOTE]
...
Wow.
[QUOTE=ShukaidoX;20400633]quoted for truth... even though the OP smells of troll[/QUOTE]
LMao
[QUOTE=ShukaidoX;20400633]quoted for truth... even though the OP smells of troll[/QUOTE]
Really? phahahha. No, he is serious you hamburger.
[QUOTE=ShukaidoX;20400633]quoted for truth... even though the OP smells of troll[/QUOTE]
thank u for being enlightened
people need to open theyre eyes
[QUOTE=kobilica;20400979]Really? phahahha. No, he is serious you hamburger.[/QUOTE]
You just made my day.
i smell a lulcow
Hahaha.
"You hamburger."
OP is such a hamburger.
The sad thing is if this was posted in general discussion people would actually agree with OP.
[QUOTE=bu5hman;20403499]The sad thing is if this was posted in general discussion people would actually agree with OP.[/QUOTE]
I have yet to figure out why 80% of FP is anti-cannabis. None of them know a damn thing about it either
I stand corrected: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?t=900130[/url]
I must burn my supply this instant!
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I shall burn it in small portions, to lessen the damage to the enviroment.
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In fact, i shall even wrap it up, so that less of the harmful fumes can escape.
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No, i shall make the ultimate sacrifice! I shall inhale the smoke, that i might sacrifice myself for the greater good!
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[b][highlight]I REQUIRE MUFFINS[/highlight][/B].
[QUOTE=Aaronn;20404353]I have yet to figure out why 80% of FP is anti-cannabis. None of them know a damn thing about it either[/QUOTE]
Yeah I don't get it either, considering the majority of people I meet irl either smoke, or don't really care. I've only ever met a handful of people who are as strongly against drugs as FP.
Although it's probably just because most FPers are around 12 years old.
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[QUOTE=Dumba$$;20404444]I must burn my supply this instant!
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I shall burn it in small portions, to lessen the damage to the enviroment.
EDIT:
In fact, i shall even wrap it up, so that less of the harmful fumes can escape.
EDIT:
No, i shall make the ultimate sacrifice! I shall inhale the smoke, that i might sacrifice myself for the greater good!
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[b][highlight]I REQUIRE MUFFINS[/highlight][/B].[/QUOTE]
I find it annoying that you broke my automerge with fake automerges.
[QUOTE=bu5hman;20404460]Yeah I don't get it either, considering the majority of people I meet irl either smoke, or don't really care. I've only ever met a handful of people who are as strongly against drugs as FP.
[B]Although it's probably just because most FPers are around 12 years old.[/B][/QUOTE]
Truth. I gave up debating in the Marijuana threads that show up in GD. They have no knowledge and constantly spam myths that have been proven false countless times. They won't even look at evidence and trustworthy sources. Faggots
-Snip snap-
You forgot to mention every time you buy a bag your buying an ak47 for a terrorist.
funny because its true
I'm Satan, and you're all my bitches now...
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