Ok so here is the story:
i was banging this one chick right? so right before i blow my load I TAKE THIS MASSIVE SHIT RIGHT INTO HER FACE.
shit was so cash.
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That was an incredibly useful post.
okay
That stinks.
That was an incredibly life-changing story
contact an editor, quick
Thanks, I could not continue on with my day without knowing this.
Eh, she was probably some cheap-ass-shit whore anyways.
[QUOTE=PenguinKris;25473049]That's hot[/QUOTE]
Actually, just kind of warm and steamy.
Always look on the bright side of life....
You was not banging a man...
Brings a whole new meaning to the term "shitfaced"
Write a book
This guy should have a title "When i say toilet, i really mean girlfriend"
So wait a second- As you were banging the chick, your ass was in her face? Were you having sex with 'The Amazing Pretzel Woman?"
I think I'm going to stay in the mapping section where I belong :p Other parts of this board are way too weird for my taste.
F- thread, see me after camp
Shit thread
[QUOTE=Machisma!;25473090]This guy should have a title "When i say toilet, i really mean girlfriend"[/QUOTE]
:rimshot:
Some shitty sex right there.
Wait so if you were about to blow your load in her face how was your ass facing her? Youd be shooting your jizz in the wrong direction. There would be no shit in her face following your logic.
snip
Didn't happen.
Why was her face in your arse?
Human caterpillar anyone?
fake 'n' gay
Oh god. They're all coming out of the woodwork now.
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