I need a wank.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b0aoquU_bN0[/media]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ZGuiBXbA6o[/media]
Did I just see a nice pair of titties on youtube?
Why is it they dub porn? I guess i can sort of understand it, if its actual lines and not just moaning and shit.
[QUOTE=Bautista;27958582]Why is it they dub porn? I guess i can sort of understand it, if its actual lines and not just moaning and shit.[/QUOTE]
Watch the second video. They dub everything? because real sex doesn't make that loud fap fap noises.
It's all a lie!!
[QUOTE=Patcher;27958677]Watch the second video. They dub everything? because real sex doesn't make that loud fap fap noises.[/QUOTE]
do you wear padded boxers with a hole cut out when you have sex or something
[QUOTE=YoMother;27958799]oh look it's a virgin
Anyways, germans like to dub porn, I don't know why, but Italy and Germany dub their porn for some reason.[/QUOTE]
It actually does not make that much sound. I think you are the virgin.
[QUOTE=NoobsDeSroobs;27958874]It actually does not make that much sound. I think you are the virgin.[/QUOTE]
it depends on if you're fat or how big her crotch/ass is
if you take 2 strips of bacon and smack them together they won't make a noise but if you take 2 juicy steaks and whack them together you'll hear a SHWUPPA SHWUPPA
-snip-
I am starting to wonder what your sex life is about, and how it is. I at least, does not fear admitting that I mostly like a long slow and cozy act.
[QUOTE=NoobsDeSroobs;27958991]I am starting to wonder what your sex life is about, and how it is. I at least, does not fear admitting that I mostly like a long slow and cozy act.[/QUOTE]
i hate when people call sex an act
although it's correct i imagine those shakespeare actors (men dressed as women) all powdered up in clothes from that time getting it on
[editline]9th February 2011[/editline]
but i also agree not all sex if even 10% of most people's sex is UNGH UNGH NOW I'M IN YOUR ASS YEAH!
[QUOTE=YoMother;27959054]I'm not going to explain my sex life to anyone on the internet, that's disgusting.[/QUOTE]
"she touched my dick"
[QUOTE=YoMother;27959054]I'm not going to explain my sex life to anyone on the internet, that's disgusting.[/QUOTE]
And may I inquire why you are so shy?
EDIT:
[QUOTE=geogzm;27959025]i hate when people call sex an act
although it's correct i imagine those shakespeare actors (men dressed as women) all powdered up in clothes from that time getting it on
[editline]9th February 2011[/editline]
but i also agree not all sex if even 10% of most people's sex is UNGH UNGH NOW I'M IN YOUR ASS YEAH![/QUOTE]
I am not saying that it is an act, like that, I mean more like something we do together. What would you call it?
[QUOTE=NoobsDeSroobs;27960122]I am not saying that it is an act, like that, I mean more like something we do together. What would you call it?[/QUOTE]
Sex
:colbert:
ITT: Nerds get defensive about sex.
The world, however, moves on.
[QUOTE=Patcher;27958677]Watch the second video. They dub everything? because real sex doesn't make that loud fap fap noises.[/QUOTE]
No they don't dub everything. Some porn use a lot of dubs especially Italian porn.
I would like to the video they are dubbing, with and without the dubs.
[QUOTE=geogzm;27958900]it depends on if you're fat or how big her crotch/ass is
if you take 2 strips of bacon and smack them together they won't make a noise but if you take 2 juicy steaks and whack them together you'll hear a SHWUPPA SHWUPPA[/QUOTE]
Best analogy.
I will never watch porn the same way again.
[QUOTE=NoobsDeSroobs;27958874]It actually does not make that much sound. I think you are the virgin.[/QUOTE]
You must never have had a girl scream, "FUCK ME HARDER!"
[QUOTE=NoobsDeSroobs;27960122]
I am not saying that it is an act, like that, I mean more like something we do together. What would you call it?[/QUOTE]
Fucking.
[QUOTE=NoobsDeSroobs;27958874]It actually does not make that much sound. I think you are the virgin.[/QUOTE]
It does unless both of you are skin and bones or if you do it waaay too slow.
you people are very strange, are you aware of that
[QUOTE=DemonDog;27960490]I will never watch porn the same way again.[/QUOTE]
Are you going to use your left hand now?
So fucking hot, I mean look at her lips, so moist.
I opened up the first video in another tab without watching and thought it was like depressed dragon ball z or something
haah... hahh.. heeyaah...
The man's voice in the first video...
:flaccid:
[QUOTE=YoMother;27958916]Yes it does.
[editline]9th February 2011[/editline]
Depends really, but it is possible.[/QUOTE]
I'd say it depends more on the position....
[QUOTE=Foda;27960926]I'd say it depends more on the position....[/QUOTE]
The only position that doesn't make that much sound is the old boring Missionary. Every other I've tried, does.
Oh god, after finding out that porn sounds are dubbed in by disgusting old hags, I won't be able to wank again
[sp]for another hour or so[/sp]
That explains those weird german videos on youporn that sound so out of place and have mellow techno in the background.
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