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[IMG]http://www.wnyal.net/forum/uploads/1222180857/gallery_103_70374.jpg[/IMG] This is a ballot box. The idea of the OP is that both of the teams were trying to get their leader in power in our made up country of Roshombodia, but the UN (by utilizing superior numbers) was enforcing a legitimate vote. Both teams could come into a "no fire zone" and vote for their leader, however, both sides were instructed to "be creative" to get their side to win. While the enemy voted, one of our scouts witnessed them stuffing extra votes into the box while the guards weren't watching. Our response? We dress up one of our guys in the enemies camouflage, and gave him a single road flare. He snuck by the enemy defenses, lit the flare, and ran it into the ballot box, resulting in a small bonfire, our team then assaulted the massively confused enemy, overtook the UN forces, stole the ballot box, and filled it with our votes, and ran it to the UN HQ, resulting in a grand win for the rebels. It was hilarious.
fucking brilliant
I accidentally shot a wall in front of me and hit my friend in the ear with the ricochet.
LOL that voting box stunt is great. Pulled off a pretty funny moment at CQB City last weekend. Some kid and his friends decided to camp out on a corner outside the building in front of me. The kid had a small stupid looking plexiglass shield, I'm not sure if he even had a gun. There was about 4 of them all hiding around him or a haystack next to him. I fired a few rounds with my M4, ran up to their left side while they were hiding and shot them all down. Not only that but there was another 2 guys behind that building, shot them too. After shooting all these guys and somehow not getting hit I ran back to my building I was defending. Later on at lunch I heard them bitching about some guy who ran up on them and shot them all and said he ran back and didn't call his hits. They didn't even realize it was me who shot them all standing right next to them in the lunch line. I'm standing in there silently laughing my ass off because these idiots didn't know how to aim or keep their guns loaded at point blank range. I'm honest when it comes to calling my hits, and I did not feel, hear, or see any bbs hit me. Not only that but I continued to spawn camp the crap out of them the rest of the day. Funniest part for me was camping in the bank at the same window and just popping these guys off 2 at a time as they keep running for the same cover. It gets pretty pathetic when I can pull off 30 kills without a single one of them taking any interest in trying to hunt me down. People like this crack me up.
[QUOTE=xXEnder007Xx;19459618]The kid had a small stupid looking plexiglass shield, I'm not sure if he even had a gun.[/QUOTE] Call of Duty. I cried a little when I read this.
Heck if I ever made one I'd make it proper size, carry at least a sidearm, and mainly use it to escort the team to a building. That's what my friend did with his, and he put work into building his too. This kid sucked with it, he just stood there and didn't move, all while taking fire. I attempted to ricochet my shots off a nearby barrel and hit him in the ass, I had to have hit him, but I did nail a few other guys that way. Not only that but in one game he was camping in front of a door inside the killhouse, this time he was on my team. Since none of the 10 guys around the door wanted to go in I said screw it and ran it. Nearly killed myself tripping over this stupid little kid and his shield. I heard him yell out in pain, but I could honestly care less, I gave him the chance to push forward.
How did he expect to get kills? You can't actually [i]bash[/i] people with it and call them out.
[QUOTE=Marine1st;19460327]How did he expect to get kills? You can't actually [i]bash[/i] people with it and call them out.[/QUOTE] Some people don't expect to get kills, maybe he was trying to help his "squad" or whatever with some portable cover? He probably had good intentions but didn't think it through.
Today we got boxes to put M14 Assembelys in and they were taped together in 4's so i was running around like it was a riot shield :v:
This story happened awhile back probably like 2-3 months ago. But anyways; we were playing attack and defend, the defensive point was at a top of a hill. Half my squad was on the left side of the castle and the other squad was on the other castle( I was an attacker). So we were probably atleast 20-30ft from it about to invade it, but all of a sudden one of my team leaders drove his Burban up the hill ( we call it the Battle Burban) into the side of the castle and broke the wall down, backed up, and drove back down the hill . 5 or more people called themselves out. When my leader hit the side of the castle, I grinned and said "Fucking Swordvan."
Funny op time: Last skirmish i went to we did a "You die your on the other team, Game lasts till everyone is on that team" game. So The first people get 5 minutes to roam around the field and hide and get into position (2 people) and the rest which was around 10 of us got sent out. We split into 5 and 5, Our group suddenly turned into 3 people. We figured they walked on there own so we contiuned on. We see one of them come back with his rifle being held crossed armed on his chest with his green tape blocked out by it :v: I said just fucking shoot him and we didn't. Took 3 BB's to the head, one to the goggles. Other 2 guys out also. Good laugh
I played a game with a couple of my friends, and they thought it was stupid that I bought a rubber bayonet, that doubles as a combat knife. So being fair to me, they made a rule that if your knife makes contact with someone, it counts as a hit. I saw one of players on the other team up in a tree, so I took out my knife, and chucked it at him. He turned just in time to see the knife stick into side vent of his paintball mask.
Last year or so, my friends and I were playing out by my friend's house. When we were playing, we decided that it would be much cooler to have a "if you get hit in that limb you can't use it" system as opposed to the regular one hit and you're out. Near the end of the game, only me and one of my friends were left. He kept hiding on the opposite side of the big central hill, but I caught up with him. As he ran, he sprayed behind him with his MP7 and hit me in the left arm. Finally, we run over the hill. I'm at the top, and he's running down it about 50 or 60 feet away from me, so I raise my AK all the way out in front of me with my remaining arm, and mow him down while screaming "YAAARRRGGGHHH". It was awesome.
Snipity snip snip
[QUOTE=BlueSaint;19636676]The recoil would have broken your arm if it were real. [/QUOTE] Uhh, no? [URL]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SoDs_GAmmvk[/URL]
Nevermind I am still thinking about that russian anti-tank rifle from ww2. THAT was cool. Sorry I didn't read the post too well and had my mind occupied.
Back in June or so, I was playing a Terminator match at my local CQB place. They picked me to be Terminator, and I got set up on one side of the field with everyone else on the other side. A buddy of mine, as a running gag, brought along a foam bow and arrow set I'd had laying around and decided to use it for the match, intending to be the last guy standing. The match starts, I rush in, chase two guys down, and then I spot him, aiming the bow and arrow. Kind of a deer in the headlights moment. He fired it, it nails me clear in the chest. My adrenaline's pumping though, and I'm being shot at by about 20 other people on the field, and I didn't even notice it, even though the bow and arrow set did put a dent in a metal door back at my dorm. He stood there, dumbfounded, thinking I would at least recoil, but I didn't so much as flinch in the opposite direction. With him still standing there, I pulled my rubber knife out and took a slash at him. He got called out, I proceeded to start chasing down everyone else on the field. He was all :monocle: when I got back to the ready room. I kind of needed help getting back to the room after I slipped on a shit-ton of BB's and slammed into a wall shin-first, but I laughed it off, lied down on the floor underneath a folding table, and took a nap. :v:
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