[QUOTE=cortzxxx;20665669]The cum stain didn't even mention multiplayer.[/QUOTE]
As quoted by him, any game that can't hold itself up in single player is not a good game.
[QUOTE=cortzxxx;20665669]The cum stain didn't even mention multiplayer.[/QUOTE]
He never plays multiplayer.
[B]Edit:[/B] Ninjad.
Even though he's never funny, I almost always agree with him.
AVP is a flop.
Escapist is slipping down the drain.
Stopped watching after he said that everything with Aliens in has the same plot, and the plot he said they all have is probably the least common one movie-wise (marines come in and shoot stuff up). Let's take a look shall we:
Alien - 1 Alien on a spaceship, no guns, no marines.
Aliens - The only film that follows the plot Yahtzee claims they all follow; Aliens take over an installation and marines come in to shoot stuff up.
Alien 3 - 1 Alien in a prison, yeah OK same plot as the first movie but again no guns.
Alien 4 - Bunch of Aliens running about a big spaceship, people have a few guns, weird thing at the end, everyone hates it.
AVP - Aliens and Predators pick people off as they explore some weird pyramid thing, oh wait there's no space marines here either.
AVP 2 - Aliens and Predators and Predaliens pick people off in a small town, oh wait no space marines here either.
If he said that all the movies have the plot of "people are in a confined space and Aliens pick them off one by one", then that would be mostly true. But he didn't. I can't speak for the games, but even not including them we still have 5 movies starring xenomorphs that are not Yahtzee's plot. I mean come on, has he even seen Alien?
I actually quite enjoyed this episode, even though he was not perfectly precise in all of the aspects. And Arkham Asylum is most definitely an excellent game, it actually gives me a wish to replay it, and that did not happen to any exclusively single player game that i played for a very long time. Eidos actually produced quite a few impressive creations including Arkham Asylum.
I laughed at the pilchard. "FUCK YES!"
[QUOTE=Smasher 006;20665692]As quoted by him, any game that can't hold itself up in single player is not a good game.[/QUOTE]
obviously you're correct
[QUOTE=cortzxxx;20665669]The cum stain didn't even mention multiplayer.[/QUOTE]
He's a comedian, not a reviewer.
Here we go again with butthurt FP'ers defending whatever he just reviewed. We get this every single time.
My friends are dribbles and joey crabface
i like the faces he's drawn for the preds, aliens could've used a little more work but hey
good laugh though
[QUOTE=Zeke129;20666912]He's a comedian, not a reviewer.[/QUOTE]
I thought he was some kind of comedic-reviewerish-internet personallity-type-thing
[QUOTE=Zeke129;20666912]He's a comedian, not a reviewer.[/QUOTE]
He's a critic, not a comedian or reviewer
I liked it, even though I like the game, he makes a good few points.
[QUOTE=Fedalkyn;20668312]I thought he was some kind of comedic-reviewerish-internet personallity-type-thing[/QUOTE]
:psyduck:
[QUOTE=ZestyLemons;20668413]He's a critic, not a comedian or reviewer[/QUOTE]
I can see him being classified as all three.
He should do portal Prelude for the lols, I mean it's like portal, except x30 harder!
Alack
Oh god I fucking lol'd my ass off at that.
I lol'd so hard at the "cat in a tumble dryer" part
Wow, whenever I enter the page I get a giant popup survey and when I Noscript it the video no longer plays.
Great to see he's become a sellout douche.
[QUOTE=Negrul1;20665852]Stopped watching after he said that everything with Aliens in has the same plot, and the plot he said they all have is probably the least common one movie-wise (marines come in and shoot stuff up). Let's take a look shall we:
Alien - 1 Alien on a spaceship, no guns, no marines.
Aliens - The only film that follows the plot Yahtzee claims they all follow; Aliens take over an installation and marines come in to shoot stuff up.
Alien 3 - 1 Alien in a prison, yeah OK same plot as the first movie but again no guns.
Alien 4 - Bunch of Aliens running about a big spaceship, people have a few guns, weird thing at the end, everyone hates it.
AVP - Aliens and Predators pick people off as they explore some weird pyramid thing, oh wait there's no space marines here either.
AVP 2 - Aliens and Predators and Predaliens pick people off in a small town, oh wait no space marines here either.
If he said that all the movies have the plot of "people are in a confined space and Aliens pick them off one by one", then that would be mostly true. But he didn't. I can't speak for the games, but even not including them we still have 5 movies starring xenomorphs that are not Yahtzee's plot. I mean come on, has he even seen Alien?[/QUOTE]
He was talking about the alien vs predator games not the movies.
Perhaps you should gain an attention span longer than 20 seconds.
[QUOTE=Smasher 006;20665692]As quoted by him, any game that can't hold itself up in single player is not a good game.[/QUOTE]
Which is dumb. There are some games that are just meant to be multiplayer games. From that logic Quake or Unreal Tournament was bad.
[QUOTE=Johnnsen;20671145]Which is dumb. There are some games that are just meant to be multiplayer games. From that logic Quake or Unreal Tournament was bad.[/QUOTE]
Some games are meant to be just multiplayer.
AVP isn't one of them.
[QUOTE=the_shape;20671314]Some games are meant to be just multiplayer.
AVP isn't one of them.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, and he said "any game".
Also, AVP 1 was a great multiplayer game, and that was almost all that was to it. I was disappointed by both SP and MP in the new one.
[QUOTE=Adsone;20669799]Wow, whenever I enter the page I get a giant popup survey and when I Noscript it the video no longer plays.
Great to see he's become a sellout douche.[/QUOTE]
Adblock saves the day. Didn't see a single ad and video plays just fine.
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