• The tale of how Garry cockblocked me
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That last Sunday, a girl that I've been dreaming with for months finally decided to hang out with me. I was too much of a pussy to ask her before, but this time I felt like she wouldn't shove his fist on my face. I was right. We had the usual chat -> movies -> eat thing, and then it came to me: the chick was into me! I decide to make my move and bam. She asks me if I could think of anything to do to extend the night and then I say she could come and we could watch a movie. She agrees, but says she'd go home and get some sheets or something. I get her home, and go to my place myself. While I wait for her to arrive, I decide to go play some Garry's Mod. [B]Biggest fucking mistake of my life[/B]. As I wait for the time to pass with the silly little game of Spacebuild, my friends get mad at the griefers and decide to join another server. Join game doesn't work, though, so they tell me to join another server. As I leave the server I was, I hear the doorbell. Oh shit oh shit oh shit it's her :pcgaming: With the excitement, I misclicked. Instead of joining my friend's listen SB server, I misclicked. I didn't care though, as I rushed to the door without looking at which server I was joining. She gets in, I kiss her hi, and say I'd go take a quick shower (sweaty and smelly? No thanks). I quickly get a tower and rush to the shower. Suddenly I hear her using the PC. What I see next wasn't any good. I get out of the shower to see her playing on a [B]furry RP server[/B], which [B]my friends joined[/B] to mock me and were [B]spamming goatse images[/B] and using pretty much every word I'd not exactly use when I was near her. Then, like it wasn't enough, she got TPd to the town square (decorated with [I]sexy[/I] furry models and sprays) and the admin started streaming a fucking furry porn movie. That's when I get in on the room, when she looks at me and says "WHAT KIND OF FUCKING DISTURBED MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU JESUS FUCK", throws my headphones on my face, spits on my shoes and goes away [B]crying[/B]. Next day I walk in to uni to see her friends (that [I]were [/I]my friends) looking at me like I'm some kind of bestiality fan. sorry garry i know it's not your fault but it kinda struck me in a bad moment since you know my grandma died a week ago and my parents are getting divorced Oh well sorry for the Blogpunch post :/ [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Get a blog" - Craptasket))[/highlight] [highlight](User was permabanned for this post ("Gimmick" - Craptasket))[/highlight]
Ahahaha, that was a fantastic, somewhat depressing, story. Obvious fake, but still great.
"She wouldn't shove [b]his[/b] fist on my face" uhh
You don't appear to be very intelligent
Are your headphones ok?
It's funny how you most likely created an account just to post this story
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