we were sitting on my couch watching spongebob. then we were slapping each other flirtingly, when we decided to play the "poke game". To play the poke game, one person pokes you and you have to cover up the place they poked you until you cant cover up anymore. She went first and i lost eventually. Then it was my turn and i poked her in the knee, left arm, and forehead, so she was leaning down. then my friend, behind the couch told me to grab something from him, so i jolted up as fast as i could and knee'd her right in the face. she started crying and when i told her i was sorry she gave me the meanest look ever and started pinching my neck.
That is the story of how i knee'd my girlfriend in the face.
discuss.
She deserved it.
She wasn't in the kitchen.
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Did her nose bleed?
Did She apologize for hurting your knee?
You should have made thread about it.
Oh wait.
Anyway; did she forgive you or what?
Shit happens sometimes, you just have to forget about it.
The poke game sounds fun, you should have poked her with your penis.
WELCOME TO FACEPUNCH!
OP is doing it wrong; you're supposed to beat your girl, not poke her gently
cute.
I have reason to believe that PeeOnMe isn't going to get laid.
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[QUOTE=PeeOnMe;16415209]we were sitting on my couch watching spongebob. then we were slapping each other flirtingly, when we decided to play the "poke game". To play the poke game, one person pokes you and you have to cover up the place they poked you until you cant cover up anymore. She went first and i lost eventually. Then it was my turn and i poked her in the knee, left arm, and forehead, so she was leaning down. then my friend, behind the couch told me to grab something from him, so i jolted up as fast as i could and knee'd her right in the face. she started crying and when i told her i was sorry she gave me the meanest look ever and started pinching my neck.
That is the story of how i knee'd my girlfriend in the face.
discuss.[/QUOTE]
you both sound like you're eight years old
[QUOTE=Morphology53;16415269]I have reason to believe that PeeOnMe isn't going to get laid.
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have a gaybow.
hay guise blogpunch is back? because ive got a story too
Does anyone actually care about the STORY of how you kneed your girlfriend in the face?
[QUOTE=Morphology53;16415269]I have reason to believe that PeeOnMe isn't going to get laid.
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he's the one with the girlfriend
i need pictures of your girlfriend to analyze the situation more conclusively.
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preferrably nude photographs.
you should knee her again
and say that was for hurting your knee
repeat process
you're getting done for domestic abuse
enjoy your jail time son
If only she'd made that sandwich to cushion your knee with
/bandwagon
Spongebob?
Poke game?
What?
nobody cares
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[QUOTE=Christarp4;16415493]nobody cares[/QUOTE]
Said the loser who cant get a girl.
Captain Falcon is very proud.
[QUOTE=PeeOnMe;16415515]Said the loser who cant get a girl.[/QUOTE]
lol