While browsing the ever almighty internet, I came across this very bizarre website,
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-series[/url]
It has some very strange stuff on it, here is one of the articles:
[quote]
[B]Item #:[/B] SCP-173
[B]Object class:[/B] Euclid
[B]
Special Containment Procedures:[/B] Item SCP-173 is to be kept in a locked container at all times. When personnel must enter SCP-173's container, no fewer than 3 may enter at any time and the door is to be relocked behind them. At all times, two persons must maintain direct eye contact with SCP-173 until all personnel have vacated and relocked the container.
[B]Description:[/B] Moved to Site19 1993. Origin is as of yet unknown. It is constructed from concrete and rebar with traces of Krylon brand spray paint. SCP-173 is animate and extremely hostile. The object cannot move while within a direct line of sight. Line of sight must not be broken at any time with SCP-173. Personnel assigned to enter container are instructed to alert one another before blinking. Object is reported to attack by snapping the neck at the base of the skull, or by strangulation. In the event of an attack, personnel are to observe Class 4 hazardous object containment procedures.
Personnel report sounds of scraping stone originating from within the container when no one is present inside. This is considered normal, and any change in this behaviour should be reported to the acting HMCL supervisor on duty.
The reddish brown substance on the floor is a combination of feces and blood. Origin of these materials is unknown. The enclosure must be cleaned on a bi-weekly basis.[/quote]
[B]PICTURE OF SCP-173 - LARGE IMAGE[/B]
[img]http://scp-wiki.wdfiles.com/local--files/scp-173/SCP-173.jpg[/img]
So, FacePunch, what do you make of this bizarre website? I, myself, find it very intriguing.
EDIT: Oh god, I just came across this, laughing my fucking ass off right now:
[QUOTE]Item #: SCP-252
Object Class: Safe
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-252 is to be stored in the armory under Level 4 security protocol. Access to SCP-252 or its switch is strictly regulated, with any testing requiring full evacuation procedures beforehand. SCP-252 is to be cleaned and maintained as a Class HK volatile device, with regular examination to be performed weekly.
Description: SCP-252 appears to be a standard US military 50 lb aerial bomb, similar in make and model to those used in WWII-era bombers. On its side, the words “The Pink Scare” are stenciled in. Attempts to disassemble the bomb’s apparatus are impossible, and there is no means to disarm its payload indefinitely.
SCP-252 is activated with a remote switch, a small iron remote control with a simple knob labeled “on” and “off”. When the knob is turned to the “on” position, SCP-252 will activate within 5 seconds, releasing its payload. This payload has the effect of altering the minds of any male personnel within its range of 3.5 km. All those affected by the blast will temporarily develop homosexual preferences, regardless of previous sexual orientation. The method in which it accomplishes this is unknown at the time, and all attempts to disassemble SCP-252 have lead to premature detonation.
Discovered in 19██, SCP-252 was found in an abandoned scientific facility near ██████, Virginia. Upon locating the device, the movement of the Agents assigned to its recovery caused the very unstable SCP-252 to detonate, partly due to its state of disrepair at the time. After thorough examination, and more than a bit of confused embarrassment, they were released and SCP-252 was relocated to Site-██.
Addendum: While not inherently dangerous, SCP-252 has been subject to an overwhelming degree of security and scrutiny, and more attempts have been made to neutralize it than any other SCP at Site-██. Due to several incidents involving SCP-252 used in a spiteful or cruelly humorous manner, Level 3 Clearance is required for any use of SCP-252.
Note: This is the third time we’ve had a wave of reports from SCP-336 regarding sexually confused staff. Not only are you causing undue stress, but think of the people who have to worry about catching the “gay”. Remember, you’re not just breaking rules…you’re breaking people’s hearts. - Dr. ██████
Addendum: To all you (sorely disappointed) male staff who thought it would be hilarious to stick SCP-105 and SCP-808 in there together with a webcam: I'd like to remind you that it only works on males, you nincompoops.
- Dr. Clef
Addendum: To all of you (angry) male staff who thought it would be hilarious to move this into my quarters and detonate it, I'd like to suggest that you watch "The Shawshank Redemption" for clues as to why it didn't take. Heck, do it anyway, it'll give you something to do while you wait to be reassigned to Keter duty.
- Dr. Clef.
Note: Despite many requests, no, we will not expose SCP-230 to SCP-252. I don't care how funny "The Gayest Gay Man Alive" sounds. - Dr. ██████[/quote]
Looks like an ARG.
I know that statue, i met him one time in a local bingo.
I read this website every few weeks, some of the well-written articles are extremely entertaining.
I like the drawn out and well written experiment logs. Makes for some good creepy-pasta.
Old but gold, it's kind of like ED's CreepyPasta page but larger and including images.
Hmmmmm. Strange.
[quote]snapping the neck at the base of the skull[/quote]
i think i speak for most people when i say holy fuck
Some of these are brilliantly written, other ones are hilarious. It's a great site.
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[url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-115]The Miniature Dump Truck[/url]. Classic.
That shit is down right frightening.
It's not an ARG. It's a wiki full of creative people who love horror and the like. It's an awesome site.
Creepy shit right there.
That is fucking creepy.
My god, SCP-252 made me almost laugh my ass off. :dance:
[QUOTE=Zeke129;20782660]Some of these are brilliantly written, other ones are hilarious. It's a great site.
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[URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-115"]The Miniature Dump Truck[/URL]. Classic.[/QUOTE]
That one made me chuckle.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;20783088][URL="http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-145"]Holy shit[/URL][/QUOTE]
Fuck. Bye bye answering phone calls for a week.
Not an ARG, just a sort of site for people to write stories. It's cool, and I used to hang out with the people on their IRC chat.
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-063[/url]
[QUOTE=TheThing;20783391][url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-063[/url][/QUOTE]
I want a toothbrush like that.... :eng99:
[url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-523]The most unhelpful object on earth[/url]
This stuff is scary and hilarious at the same time.
Is SCP-076 a reference to something?
There is some good read. Bookmarked.
I've been thinking about writing an article for this. Seems like my kind of writing :buddy:
This is amazingly fascinating.
Fuck you Facepunch for getting my grades down
i'd drive that truck through a busy street and see people getting run down by a toy truck :haw:
Beware the red pool
[url]http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-354[/url]
Also read the other 2 articles that the page links to.
SCP-173 reminds me of that one episode of doctor who with the weeping angels.
"don't blink, whatever you do, don't blink!"
[url=http://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-294]Best SCP object to date.[/url]
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