Are there any decent golfers on FP? Any tips for a 15 year old that hits 79 for 9 holes?
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I'm terrible. I joined the golf team because i really enjoy the sport, but I need help. How do I get my swing better? How do I stop getting nervous before I swing? Any tips appreciated.
Pretend the golf stick is your dick
You might wanna try a golf forum or something.
Don't hold on to it with an iron grip, have a loose grip, the rubber is there for a reason.
Take calming breaths before you swing.
Also work on your arm mucsles
[QUOTE=neos300;21107874]Take calming breaths before you swing.
Also work on your arm mucsles[/QUOTE]
I think the problem is somewhat that I take my back-swing extremely quickly. I've stopped doing this now, but then the follow-through becomes faster and I end up slicing it terribly or it goes 30 yards because I topped it. I think speed is the opposite of what I need to work on.
Have sex with lots of women, then you will become like tiger woods.
[QUOTE=ze spy;21107867]Don't hold on to it with an iron grip, have a loose grip, the rubber is there for a reason.[/QUOTE]
I'll try this in the backyard, brb.
go to the pro shop at the club you play at and ask who can provide lessons. even just a couple will improve your game loads.
- Always shout [B]FORE![/B]
- Iron five if you are unsure
- The posture, the posture
- Remember to arm-pump
- Try to drive over other peoples golfballs with your golf-cart
[QUOTE=mike;21108028]go to the pro shop at the club you play at and ask who can provide lessons. even just a couple will improve your game loads.[/QUOTE]
I was thinking of doing this.
be tiger woods
Don't use golf sticks
use dicks.
Ask Kim Jong Il, he is best golfer in world.
[QUOTE=Brian Williams;21108535]be tiger woods[/QUOTE]
does he need to get the whores too
[QUOTE=ze spy;21107867]Don't hold on to it with an iron grip, have a loose grip, the rubber is there for a reason.[/QUOTE]
That's what she said.
Also try taking a few classes to get proper form squared away, that would be a good start.
Practice.
[B]Keep your head down.[/B] I was always told [I]"He who peeks never sees a good shot."[/I] Wait until you've made contact and raise your head as you follow through.
Follow through all the way, a swing should be one fluid motion.
Don't worry about hitting the ball when you swing, it will happen. The more you tense up about this the greater chances you stand of slicing/hooking.
Don't fucking raanngrrgutraggee hit the ball, that will get you nowhere. A square hit in the center mass of the club will do 100x more than a strong hit at the tip.
Etc.
Also Youtube can help if you manage to navigate the horrible new interface.
Golf?
The hell
[QUOTE=Super_Poo;21109470]Golf?
The hell[/QUOTE]
Golf is bangin what are you even talking about.
[QUOTE=alphaspida;21107864]Pretend the golf stick is your dick[/QUOTE]
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It's all in the hips.
Find what area of your game you loose the most shots on.
Try Different clubs, find one that works for you, I personaly use a hybrid, but everyone has differnt tastes.
I used to play golf. My swing is pretty good but I lost like 150 balls in the woods because it always went like 150m and then strayed straight right. Which, needless to say, pissed me off to no end.
By the way that's 150 out of about 165 balls. Lost out of total owned.
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Oh yeah, an actual tip: Don't use power to swing, just try to make the motion as fluid and as consistent as possible. If you try to use force, ball goes either nowhere or it hits a nearby pole and ricochets to almost hit you in the face. Believe me on that.
[QUOTE=Me0wmix;21107990]Have sex with lots of women, then you will become like tiger woods.[/QUOTE]
also try coke
I want to play golf but I'm a weak piece of shit. :smith:
Ask around to see who can provide lessons. Of course it will cost money, but you want to improve right? And, it's going to be better than watching a bunch of youtube videos and copying them.
start banging porn stars
that seems to work for tiger woods
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also get a big penis, like him too
[B]And drink this instead of water from now on:[/B]
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