Why is my grammar so much better than others my age?
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This whole thread went downhill. I'm sorry.
i NO I AL DEM HAVE HOOORIBLLE GRAMMAR XD!!21!!
Because people are and always will be stupid.
noone cares about your fucking spelling and grammar on the internet
kill yourself
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lul, go back to dah playground!!!
More seriously, you're just mature for you're age. It's not entirely uncommon.
[QUOTE=I like cats;23698948]noone cares about your fucking spelling and grammar on the internet
kill yourself[/QUOTE]
Sir, you just made a perfect example of yourself.
:colbert:
I think many people type carelessly, because when you're on the computer you're more relaxed. Atleast I am. Although it is good to see a 13 year old that can spell. I rage when I see kids say u instead of you. Or talk like a retard.
Because your ability to spell is generally inversely related to your ability to socialize with others.
[QUOTE=GameDev;23698966]Sir, you just made a perfect example of yourself.
:colbert:[/QUOTE]
this is my trolling writing style
Oh man, if you think the spelling is bad here then you will probably rage harder at the people on my Facebook friends list
Seriously, someone spelled son shun. How do you fuck up a simple 3 letter word?
Now bring back smartness and Ill be able to get back to the negatives.
I mean, I don't have a very good level of education either.
[QUOTE=GameDev;23699011]I mean, I don't have a very good level of education either.[/QUOTE]
education doesnt force you to type correctly
[QUOTE=I like cats;23699020]education doesnt force you to type correctly[/QUOTE]
Education teaches you grammar.
I used to fuck with people when I was around 12 or 13 because I've always typed appropriately.
I'm assuming you were just brought up with the "I don't get why people act like morons" attitude.
It's like people that started gaming on DOOM or Half Life compared to those that started on MW2.
[QUOTE=GameDev;23698918]I don't know about anyone else, but I've really noticed this lately.
I'm thirteen. Yes, who gives a flying fuck. It's not the fact I'm thirteen, but most of the posts I've seen lately have terrible grammar. The poster tends to usually be my age, which pretty much disappointed me. It seems that almost any other young kid around here has no sense of grammar whatsoever. I've seen them using memes, fail, they don't even take the time to capitalize or use periods. They also tend to use excessive exclamation points, or question marks. Can't you guys at least even use spell check, too?
Facepunch, is it me, or am I exceedingly better with the use of grammar for my age?[/QUOTE]
I notice the same thing (I'm almost 15).
They just haven't discovered the importance of spelling and grammar.
Because you touch yourself at night
you're not better than your classmates. you're not smarter than your classmates.
Thank god! I'm also thirteen, and have seen people on forums like, for example, Bungie.net, Facepunch (Yes you too), Facebook... Have HORRIBLE grammar... I mean, really? Is it that hard to hit your shift button to make a proper looking post? You all make me sad face and /facepalm.
What's impressive is that after reading your post (and noticing the blatant grammatical flaws), it's still better than most. For a thirteen-year-old you certainly deserve to boast, so cheers, to the kid who learned his grammar, I propose a toast. Amongst us all, on these fair forums, from coast to shining coast, we've seen situation that seems to be a rather bit morose. The posters here have given us a dose of the deadliest grammar I've ever diagnosed. So here's to those who's posts have us quite engrossed with a grandiose helping of close-to-perfect grammar!
when you start growing hair on your balls you realize noone gives a shit how good your grammar is unless youre some whiny little prick 13 year old whos trying to be mature
You go to a private school and have a good English teacher?
Because it's the internet, not a resume.
People can type how they like, as long as it's understandable.
[QUOTE=P@rky;23699156]when you start growing hair on your balls you realize noone gives a shit how good your grammar is unless youre some whiny little prick 13 year old whos trying to be mature[/QUOTE]
Then [I]YOU[/I] grow up and realize that grammar and sophistication is almost a must for any worthwhile job.
I totally feel the same way. All my friends can't spell for shit. Some can't even speak properly! Occasionally, one guy gets angry because I spell everything correctly.
Insert a smiley face with his tongue sticking out here.
[QUOTE=Bledrix;23699161]You go to a private school and have a good English teacher?[/QUOTE]
Public.
[QUOTE=Bledrix;23699161]You go to a private school and have a good English teacher?[/QUOTE]
Nope, I type well. I grew up in a bad neighborhood.
[QUOTE=GameDev;23698918]Yes, who gives a flying fuck.[/QUOTE]
The sentence above is a statement, continued by a question with improper punctuation. This is improper.
[QUOTE=GameDev;23698918]It's not the fact I'm thirteen,[/QUOTE]
The sentence above references the word "thirteen" as an adjective to a pronoun, "I", with no previous mention of what "thirteen" describes for itself.
[QUOTE=GameDev;23698918]It seems that almost any other young kid around here has no sense of grammar whatsoever.[/QUOTE]
The sentence above is structured in a way which uses legal grammar in parallel to a metaphorical awareness of grammar.
[QUOTE=GameDev;23698918]I've seen them using memes, fail, they don't even take the time to capitalize or use periods.[/QUOTE]
The sentence above is a compound sentence with an illogical break, and an incomplete thought.
[QUOTE=GameDev;23698918]Can't you guys at least even use spell check, too?[/QUOTE]
The sentence above uses an improper flow of logical adverbs to "use", and is ended by "too" which incorrectly links to it's previous sentence in which "or" is used rather than "and".
[QUOTE=GameDev;23698918]Facepunch, is it me, or am I exceedingly better with the use of grammar for my age?[/QUOTE]
Finally, the sentence above is a statement of overconfidence in your meager usage of grammar in comparison to my manly and vascularly grotesque analysis of your failure.
I give you a C+ for your attempt at the English language. Finals are next week. I suggest you study.
OP rags on memes but has a meme avatar
*had, he changed it since I posted this.
[img]http://sunisnotyellow.files.wordpress.com/2009/09/bulging_woman.jpg[/img]
OP, the above image is a visual representation of my usage of the English language. As you can see the female above is strikingly developed in her muscular system, however she is still a woman, and thus, still graceful.
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