• Trump: I have a 'much bigger' button than Kim Jong Un
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[media]https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992[/media] [quote]Trump's comments came after Kim said in a New Year's Day speech that he had a nuclear launch button at his desk, and that the international community would have to accept North Korea's status as a nuclear-armed nation as a "reality." In that address, Kim also said he was willing to send a delegation to the Winter Olympics in South Korea in February and engage in talks with Seoul about easing military tensions between the two countries. South Korea responded to Kim’s remarks on Tuesday, calling for a dialogue between Seoul and Pyongyang aimed at de-escalating tensions ahead of the Winter Games. Trump’s latest tweet, however, appeared to challenge Kim’s claim that North Korea has become a functional nuclear power, while delivering a warning that he stood ready to retaliate against a possible nuclear launch by Pyongyang.[/quote] [url=http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/367149-trump-i-have-a-much-bigger-button-than-kim-jong-un]The Hill[/url] [url=https://www.politico.com/story/2018/01/02/trump-north-korea-nuclear-war-320232]Politico[/url]
....Jesus Christ, how are the writers at The Onion not out of a job yet? The tweet was also followed up by this: [media]https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948359545767841792[/media] Don't you just love a man with priorities?
I want to post the team america theme song in every one of these threads, but somehow I think that's gonna get me banned So you'll just have to listen to the song in your mind, alright? thanks. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Describing the shitposting we would ban you for is still essentially making the bannable shitposting so you prolly should have just posted the video tbh" - Big Dumb American))[/highlight]
we're all fucking dead
This is as close to "My cock is bigger than your cock" as we are going to get lol.
I knew having shatterproof glass on my phone was a good idea this presidency.
The strongman routine only really works when you're the leader of some 3rd world nation trying to convince the country next door that invading to steal your resources for themselves would be a bad idea We already know America is powerful - its still the major source of hegemony in the world. And this sort of strongman bluster plays right into why the Norks are so paranoid - none of their behavior or their desire to have nuclear weapons is at all "crazy" or baffling in any manner. They live next door to a country who they are still at war with, and that country has a puppetmaster that has a long imperialist history and would love nothing more than to cook up reasons (see: "rogue state" fiction - none of the states the USG officially considers to be "rogue" have ever invaded anyone else, or bombed anyone else, with the exception of Iran which did so in SELF DEFENSE against an Iraqi INVASION. Don't get hoodwinked by propaganda) to invade NK. This has always been like this, the only difference was Obama and even Bush played the diplomacy game with NK. Trump seems like he wants a war to leave his mark on in the history books, and surprisingly, it might even be a popular war initially since the average american's education on NK literally comes from hollywood films and bad internet memes and tabloid-esque fictional stories. Of course, Iraq and Afghanistan were popular initially too. Iraq is particularly analogous since the pre-wheels up propaganda was that Saddam was literally hitler 2.0 and that Iraq had WMDs and this was a threat to the "world".....
[media]https://twitter.com/HoarseWisperer/status/948207748721897474[/media] If Trump doesn't get the world blown up first, he's eventually going to tweet out that he really did collude with Russia in an attempt to see if just admitting it will earn him praise and admiration. Here's hoping he keeps pushing the Diet Coke button instead.
hahaha he's got such a small penis holy shit
The jokes write themselves.
...and just in time for another potential missile launch too. Can't wait to see how Trump reacts! [media]https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/948262361630158849[/media]
Please kill me.
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;53023891]...and just in time for another potential missile launch too. Can't wait to see how Trump reacts! [media]https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/948262361630158849[/media][/QUOTE] Last time we had this warning, wasn't it launched like only a couple hours later?
[QUOTE=The Rifleman;53023895]Last time we had this warning, wasn't it launched like only a couple hours later?[/QUOTE] Looking back on Twitter, I've seen news as far back as the 27th/28th of last December, so no. Sleep easy; it's not a response to this tweet (although it surely isn't helping). :v: Also: The President "speaks for himself" [media]https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/948380525105999873[/media]
We're only 2 days into this year and I'm already sick of it.
Is this what has Trump set off on Twitter today? [media]https://twitter.com/davidgura/status/948380558735953921[/media] [media]https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/948381706595291136[/media]
[QUOTE=BlindSniper17;53023853]....Jesus Christ, how are the writers at The Onion not out of a job yet? The tweet was also followed up by this: [media]https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948359545767841792[/media] Don't you just love a man with priorities?[/QUOTE] To top it off, he concluded by straight up advertising for Sean Hannity. [media]https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948362512315056129[/media]
I'm so ready for the bombs to launch already. I just want it to end.
I fucking love this President.
[QUOTE=Paramud;53023912]To top it off, he concluded by straight up advertising for Sean Hannity. [media]https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948362512315056129[/media][/QUOTE] He who controls Fox News controls the world.
[i] The country, fallen to a new low Like a piss-stained bedside pan Tweet'd to shit over the course of a year By the toupee'd, orange man [/i]
I would have compared the fact that Kim's button is merely on his desk, while Trump's is in a suitcase carried with him wherever he goes. Either way I'm curious how/if Kim will respond, considering how much of a tantrum he threw over being called Rocket Man.
[QUOTE=Llamaguy;53023870]hahaha he's got such a small penis holy shit[/QUOTE] Well, when you have such tiny hands, that should be expected. :smug:
I reeeeeally hope I'm wrong, but something in my gut tells me there's a war coming. There are several reasons, but for one, I really wouldn't put it past Orange Julius to pull some stupid shit in an attempt to distract from the ongoing investigation.
[media]https://twitter.com/votevets/status/948378940690784257[/media]
the WH just gave him this with the text covered: [img]https://www.staples-3p.com/s7/is/image/Staples/s0105150_sc7?$splssku$[/img]
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These two developments seem like uplifting signs, as long as Trump doesn't mess things up (and if the presumed missile test doesn't ignite tensions, or provoke the rumored "bloody nose" preemptive attack) [B]"Kim Jong-un welcomes S. Korea's support for its peace offer: N.K. official"[/B]: [url]http://english.yonhapnews.co.kr/northkorea/2018/01/03/31/0401000000AEN20180103008700315F.html[/url] [media]https://twitter.com/Reuters/status/948412083519082497[/media] [media]https://twitter.com/W7VOA/status/948419337488093184[/media]
human lives are just potential ratings to him. he has no idea what witnessing the wrongful death of one human means, let alone millions. The only thing that could get him out of his reality show bubble is it being atomized by a nuke
I saw an interesting thread on Twitter discussing the fact that nobody in the military jokes about nukes. They joke about everything else, but when talking about nukes, sense of humour is literally left at the door. Shame Trump dodged the draft and is a professional know-nothing about everything he does.
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