HOLY SHIT! Bronx man finds 3-foot-long corn snake coiled comfortably on his toilet seat - Polidicks

[URL="http://www.nydailynews.com/ny_local/2010/09/21/2010-09-21_3ft_snake_is_on_my_toilet_seat.html"]Source[/URL] [release][QUOTE][IMG]http://assets.nydailynews.com/img/2010/09/21/amd_snake.jpg[/IMG] Officers hold the Corn snake captured in Bronx man's bathroom.[/QUOTE] Yikes! Snakes in the can! A Bronx man got the scare of his life last night when he went into his bathroom, turned on the light and found a 3-foot snake comfortably coiled on the toilet seat. "There's a giant snake on my toilet," he told cops who arrived at his apartment on White Plains Road in Soundview. The cops corralled the slithery visitor, which turned out to be a harmless corn snake, bagged it and turned it over to the ASPCA. The shaken man told cops the reptile wasn't his pet and probably had made its way into his bathroom through the plumbing. Cops sympathized with the unidentified man's panicked reaction to the corn snake - a nonvenomous, fairly docile reptile also known as a red rat snake. "Look, anytime you walk into your bathroom and find a big snake staring you in the eye, it's going to spook you," said one officer. Building resident Carolyn Monroe, 57, said it was just another day in the Bronx. "We've got enough problems here with bugs and mice. Now there's snakes coming up through our toilets," she said. "That's just scary."[/release] [img]http://www.thecinemasource.com/moviesdb/images/Samuel_L_Jackson%20-%201%20-%20Freedomland.jpg[/img] Samuel Jackson approves of this thread :v:

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that is no terror try a 7 foot black racer....that wont calm down

I love corn snakes, they're so docile and huggable.

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;25022440]I love corn snakes, they're so docile and huggable.[/QUOTE] yes they are

[QUOTE=doomkiwi;25022440]I love corn snakes, they're so docile and huggable.[/QUOTE] They hug back in return. :3:

"There's a giant snake on my toilet," he told cops who arrived at his apartment on White Plains Road in Soundview." That sounds like it would be a prank call

Wish my snake could beat me to the toilet...

I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS MOTHERFUCKIN' SNAKE ON MY MOTHERFUCKIN' TOILET SEAT! [img]http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/snakes-on%20-plane-1.jpg[/img]

fucking snakes never have any respect for the law

Shiiiiiit

I bet he shit a brick.

It was just a corn snake, why freak out? seriously, those snakes can't do shit outside of giving you a little bite, they're constrictors but they typically don't grow big enough to actually do anything.

Yeah really, a corn snake? Oh no what a nightmare.

[QUOTE=halflambada;25023095]It was just a corn snake, why freak out? seriously, those snakes can't do shit outside of giving you a little bite, they're constrictors but they typically don't grow big enough to actually do anything.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=RR_Raptor65;25023134]Yeah really, a corn snake? Oh no what a nightmare.[/QUOTE] Would you rather have it the other way round, seeing a deadly snake thinking it's harmless?

I would have kept it as a pet. Clearly any animal willing the climb through your shitter to get to you is a loyal friend to the end.

Corn snakes hardly even bite, let alone being poisonous. PUSSY

I want that corn snake :colbert: It's albino by the looks of it.

Monkey fightin' snakes on this monday to friday plane?

This is why I ALWAYS look before sitting down to take a dump.

Hey, I've got a 3 foot long cornsnake! I never find her on my toilet though. One day when I was trying to feed her, she managed to grab my finger with her mouth and wouldn't let go for 3 minutes. Their bites may not hurt, but they've got a grip second to none.

[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;25023836]Corn snakes hardly even bite, let alone being poisonous. PUSSY[/QUOTE] Being on the toilet it might have slithered up his cornhole [editline]12:00AM[/editline] Even whilst typing this I knew it was terrible

Corn snake...toilet...there's a "corn in his poop" joke in here somewhere but where?

[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;25026885]Corn snake...toilet...there's a "corn in his poop" joke in here somewhere but where?[/QUOTE] right there

Probably someone's pet that escaped. Snakes are escape artists.

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[quote]Building resident Carolyn Monroe, 57, said it was just another day in the Bronx.[/quote] cracked me up.

He's lucky it was a corn snake though.