NBC Pulls Fear Factor Episode Where Contestants Drink Donkey Semen
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[QUOTE]Obviously, we as a culture are on the brink of collapse. Where, at one point, American creativity was personified by [B]Mark Twain[/B] and the invention of jazz, now we have [B]Kim Kardashian[/B] and the invention of vajazzling. Basically, we are finished. All we need is that last push, that one last event to send us flying over the edge and into the pit of own making. And, recently, news has surfaced that NBC has elected themselves as the ones to put American society out of its misery. However, at the last minute, the network has changed its mind, opting to postpone our creative death till another time.
Yes, they’ve decided to pull the episode of [I]Fear Factor[/I] where contestants drank donkey semen.
Clearly, this is the most important stay of cultural execution since ABC canceled [I]Work It[/I].
Last week, [URL="http://www.tmz.com/2012/01/26/fear-factor-donkey-semen-stunt-nbc/#.TycE_uNWokt"]TMZ broke the news[/URL] of the upcoming episode, posting a picture sent to them of two pitchers (one of urine and one of semen), apparently taken when the “stunt” was filmed last summer. As the picture hit the Internet, the entire country let out a gasp! Wait, I’m sorry. It wasn’t a gasp. It was a groan and a sighing exclamation of “I’m surprised they haven’t done that already.”
Anyway, apparently someone at NBC heard these sighs. Today, [URL="http://artsbeat.blogs.nytimes.com/2012/01/30/nbc-pulls-fear-factor-episode-featuring-drinking-of-donkey-semen/"][I]The New York Times[/I] reported[/URL] that the episode, which was set to air tonight, will not be shown. This is a good thing. Seriously, if NBC had found time to air this but not time to put [I]Community[/I] on their mid-season schedule, they’d[I]deserve[/I] to be the last place network.
[URL="http://www.mediaite.com/tv/nbc-chooses-to-pull-fear-factor-episode-where-contestants-drink-donkey-semen/"]You want to know what the funniest part of this story is though? Somewhere, there’s a [I]Fear Factor [/I]contestant reading this news and realizing they drank donkey semen for nothing.
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:froggonk:
Yum.
:geno:
Refreshing donkey spunk.
Donkey semen is okay as a middle-of-the-line beverage, definitely better than cat semen, but for sheer quality nothing beats the semen of goats and sheep
[QUOTE=Zeke129;34473300]Donkey semen is okay as a middle-of-the-line beverage, definitely better than cat semen, but for sheer quality nothing beats the semen of goats and sheep[/QUOTE]
have you tried human semen, I hear it's somewhat of a delicacy in Japan
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;34473324]have you tried human semen, I hear it's somewhat of a delicacy in Japan[/QUOTE]
People are attacked on the streets for it in some places. Why do you think all these politicians are trying to "Protect Marriage"?
[QUOTE=Zeke129;34473300]Donkey semen is okay as a middle-of-the-line beverage, definitely better than cat semen, but for sheer quality nothing beats the semen of goats and sheep[/QUOTE]
Have you ever tried Alpaca? It's sorta like a goat but with a bit of exotic aftertaste and smell.
[QUOTE=Elecbullet;34473324]have you tried human semen, I hear it's somewhat of a delicacy in Japan[/QUOTE]
a tad hyperbolised there
also considering all the other 'odd' stuff Japan does, people shouldn't really be surprised by that fact
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factlol
any contestant who would even consider doing that is a jackass
[QUOTE=Zeke129;34473300]Donkey semen is okay as a middle-of-the-line beverage, definitely better than cat semen, but for sheer quality nothing beats the semen of goats and sheep[/QUOTE]
I tried some of my own once. I hear it's really healthy and nutritious. Now I consume it everyday for a healthy lifestyle.
The best part is that they already filmed the episode.
The contestants who didn't win must feel bad, since everyone on shows like this seems to be doing it to get attention as much as to win the prize money.
Fuck you, NBC, that would have been hilarious to watch.
"Oh shit, I have to drink donkey semen? Well, at least I get my 15 minutes of fame on TV."
"... they did what with the episode?"
good thing too, my innocence would have been shattered
Ahh, Fear Factor. The show where anyone can make an [I]ass[/I] of themselves.
I don't see how that's worse than when I saw contestants have to eat the actual testicles.
Ahahaha, so the contestants pretty much drank donkey semen for no reason.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;34473400]Have you ever tried Alpaca? It's sorta like a goat but with a bit of exotic aftertaste and smell.[/QUOTE]
Far too expensive
[QUOTE=N.A.N.B;34473626]Ahh, Fear Factor. The show where anyone can make an [I]ass[/I] of themselves.[/QUOTE]
Until they pull the episode.
Bear is the best, it gives you a feeling of strength and dominance once you drink it.
conan obrien just made a joke about this
this is, by far, the most disgusting thing ive heard reality TV do.
This reminds me of the episode of chappelle show with tyrone biggums for some reason.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;34473300]Donkey semen is okay as a middle-of-the-line beverage, definitely better than cat semen, but for sheer quality nothing beats the semen of goats and sheep[/QUOTE]
Not wanting to know how you knew all that
I never really understood the contestants on Fear Factor..
Honestly, why do all that just for 25k? Or 50k?
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