Help me facepunch! Whenever my Mom is away and i'm in the basement watching tv, My brother starts to masturbate. This wouldn't be a problem if i couldn't hear him moaning and the chair creaking every fucking day.
What should i do? Should i buy headphones? Should i tell him to stop?
He's doing it right now! I can hear him moaning and it's creeping me the fuck out
1; How old is he
2; do we really need to know that your brother is a fucking chronic jerkoff i mean come on
You probably do so all the time too
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;30975296]1; How old is he
2; do we really need to know that your brother is a fucking chronic jerkoff i mean come on[/QUOTE]
He's 18
[QUOTE=ITokez;30975310]He's 18[/QUOTE]
tell him to get a job and a woman and to move out
[QUOTE=MRTW113;30975297]You probably do so all the time too[/QUOTE]
I only jerk off every couple of days, And when nobody is home.
Tell him to get a girlfriend to stick it in.
[QUOTE=ITokez;30975310]He's 18[/QUOTE]
Didn't expect that
Do something subtle, like raise the TV volume whenever he starts moaning.
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;30975320]tell him to get a job and a woman and to move out[/QUOTE]
I epikly envy you.
Walk in his room and tell him to shutup and get a girlfriend.
Whilst keeping a poker face the whole time and not reacting to the fact that his dick is out.
[QUOTE=shatteredwindow;30975327]Tell him to get a girlfriend to stick it in.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure he's gay
[QUOTE=No_0ne;30975358]Do something subtle, like raise the TV volume whenever he starts moaning.[/QUOTE]
or go in and kick him in the nuts
make sure he doesn't jizz when you kick him though that shit would be weird
Let him masturbate. Just tell him you can hear him and tell him to do it somewhere else if it bothers you that much.
[QUOTE=ITokez;30975372]I'm pretty sure he's gay[/QUOTE]
THEN MAKE HIM GET A FUCKING GUY I DON'T KNOW
1) Walk on him.
2)
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3) After a few seconds, walk out of the room while still doing the above. Do not break the stare.
Counter-moan. Have a moaning fight to assert dominance and then he'll be your bitch.
Tell him to masturbate somewhere else or try to get a boyfriend. Or stop masturbating so hard
[QUOTE=ITokez;30975372]I'm pretty sure he's gay[/QUOTE]
Then tell him to get a boyfriend to stick it in, hurry before he rapes you in your sleep.
this thread is going to turn to one big pile of irony really quick
Honestly, these threads have been made to death and they never end wel
Requesting a lock
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;30975382]THEN MAKE HIM GET A FUCKING GUY I DON'T KNOW[/QUOTE]
Goddammit.
[editline]7th July 2011[/editline]
fucking AM too?
-WTF GARRY-
Fit a whole bunch of UV lights in his room and turn them on whenever he's masturbating.
[QUOTE=EpikEnvy2.0;30975459]-WTF GARRY-[/QUOTE]
We heard you the first time.
[QUOTE=BALLSANDASHWALL;30975479]We heard you the first time.[/QUOTE]
it fucked up and reposted thats why i snipped it
do it with him
Brocest.
help him
kick in the door and pee on him
Tell him to shut up. You do it too, op. you're kinda over reacting a bit
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