Surgeons extricate hot sauce bottle from inmate's rectum
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[release]An inmate in a state prison was hospitalized and needed emergency surgery to remove a hot-sauce bottle he apparently had used as a sex device.
Taxpayers will end up paying the prisoner's medical bills, expected to run into the thousands of dollars.
The Ohio Department of Rehabilitation and Correction won't release the name of the inmate, citing federal regulations regarding the privacy of medical records.
However, a report by the State Highway Patrol, which initially investigated the incident as a rape case, said an inmate at the Noble Correctional Facility in Caldwell was taken to Marietta General Hospital on Sunday evening after saying he had been sexually assaulted in the shower by another prisoner.
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He was packing some heat.
[QUOTE=lulzbocks;21644608]He was packing some heat.[/QUOTE]
More like fudge packing heat.
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every single lyric is relevant to the story.
That would suck, being raped by a hot sauce bottle in the shower. It's goes to show how pathetic that guy is if he allowed that.
He could have saved himself [I]some[/I] dignity by lying and saying he was trying to smuggle it in.
See, kids? This is what happens when you try to do what the guy in [I]glassass.com[/I] does...
DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME!
Spicy.
If that bottle would have ruptured inside him, shards of glass cutting his innards while shitting hot sauce.
ouch.
If you're in prison and you want something rammed up your ass surely you don't need to use a hot sauce bottle
I like how it adds in how taxpayers will be paying for it.
Glass In My Ass?
Wait, what?
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:ohdear:
Holy shit I live near Marietta.
Our prisons are seriously fucked up.
The surgeons must have been [I]feelin' the heat[/I] during that operation
He should have held on to that soap better.
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Why can they NEVER make the family pay for shit like this?
[QUOTE]Taxpayers will end up paying the prisoner's medical bills, expected to run into the thousands of dollars.[/QUOTE]Funny, prisoners are getting better healthcare than the lower class.
Good to know our tax dollars are helping criminals fuel their sex fetishes.
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I put that $#!% on everything.
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Ouch.
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