Today, on February 16, the Dear Leader was born (in Soviet records) in 1941 in a shitty Soviet village. Or, if you have imagination, you'll believe in the fake "official" birth records, saying he was born on a sacred mountain in Japanese Korea.
For those who don't know:
Kim Jong-il is the second Supreme Leader of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea (North Korea) in the first dynastic transfer of a totalitarian communist dictatorship. He lives in his expensive-looking palace in Pyongyang while the people outside of the city starve, getting three hours of electricity a day. The DPRK, however, still remains a necrocracy, a government in which the true leader is actually a dead person, in this case the Eternal President Kim Il-Sung.
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A younger-looking picture of Kim Jong-il.
[img]http://www.anorak.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/kim-jong-il-revolution.jpeg[/img]
In his underwear.
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His father, Kim il-sung.
Sadly, it's only a year until it's his "official" 70th birthday; in North Korea, with his birth records it's his 69th, so no monuments like this yet:
[img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/8/8c/Juche_Tower.jpg/220px-Juche_Tower.jpg[/img]
Well, I guess all we can say is happy birthday, asshole.
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North Korea is best korea
That hotel would have been fucking awesome to stay in if NK wasn't a "blast from the past" communist state.
He looks pretty good for his age to be honest
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But it's because he steals all the food from his people
I do so choose to believe he was born on a sacred mountain.
Happy Birthday!
He's now 69. His Life is Bro
:toot:~
Hope he dies soon :D
[QUOTE=-n3o-;28084013]Hope he dies soon :D[/QUOTE]
Haven't heard much about his kid. What happens when he dies?
[QUOTE=leet;28084024]Haven't heard much about his kid. What happens when he dies?[/QUOTE]
Then I really think were screwed.
Maybe North Koreans will be able to eat meat for the first time this year today.
NO! YOU WISH BEST BIRTHDAY!
[sp]to die...[/sp]
[QUOTE=SNNS-SEAN;28083465]
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In his underwear.[/QUOTE]
It's still a mystery to me on how this photo was taken and uploaded to the internet
[QUOTE=B!N4RY;28084136]It's still a mystery to me on how this photo was taken and uploaded to the internet[/QUOTE]
It might be a photoshop.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;28084175]It might be a photoshop.[/QUOTE]
But why would you do that?
[QUOTE=Fables;28084192]But why would you do that?[/QUOTE]
Why not?
Wait, really?
Jesus fuck, it's my birthday too. D:
:buddy: and as my great present i shall nuke justin bieber's mansion
I am not worthy enough to have the my birthday in the same month as the o great Kim Jong-il.
I wonder how many NK citizens will live to 70
Hono to ouw gweat weade!
North Korea is Bald Korea.
[QUOTE=Kim_Jong_il;28084496]:buddy: and as my great present i shall nuke justin bieber's mansion[/QUOTE]
shutup bro you dont know any justinchong biewerchangching
[QUOTE=Sniping Robot;28084640]I wonder how many NK citizens will live to 70[/QUOTE]
Not many.
The life expectancy is around 67 for men, and 69 for women.
Really? That's pretty high, I'd expect it to be like 50.
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