[UK] Ghost ship full of cannibal rats could be about to crash into Cornwall

[TCB]

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FEARS that a ghost ship full of disease ridden cannibal rats could crash into the Cornish coastline have been "exaggerated” according to Falmouth coastguard.

The abandoned Lyubov Orlova has been missing for over a year since it was cut adrift while being towed from Canada.

But a spokesman from Falmouth Coastguard said today: “[B]We believe that report may be slightly exaggerated,[/B]” and it may miss the coast altogether.

Those searching for the ship said the 40-year-old. 4,250-ton hulk is likely to be filled with disease ridden cannibal rats with no source of food but each other.

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[url]http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Fears-ghostship-crewed-cannibal-rats-land/story-20488360-detail/story.html#axzz2rETDgsiG[/url]

this seems very unlikely.

[Vasili]

I hope it lands in Cornwall so we get free rats.

[KennyAwsum]

How does this even happen?

[TCB]

[QUOTE=Vasili;43642223]I hope it lands in Cornwall so we get free rats.[/QUOTE]

i don't want to die to bad rats

[BuffaloBill]

Sounds like the start of a really bad horror movie. :v:

[MightyLOLZOR]

Well if they're cannibal rats, they'll just eat each other. Problem solved.

[Alrækinn]

reminds me a little bit of skyfall

[MightyLOLZOR]

-snip- I can't take criticism.

[Source]

Why don't they just sink it if it gets too close?

[SaintBonkers]

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;43642235]Sounds like the start of a really bad horror movie. :v:[/QUOTE]

No, it sounds like the start of an awesome horror movie!

[KennyAwsum]

[QUOTE=TCB;43642230]i don't want to die to bad rats[/QUOTE]

Bad Rats IRL

[Vasili]

[QUOTE=TCB;43642230]i don't want to die to bad rats[/QUOTE]

Cornwall needs to be exterminated

[booster]

And that's how the rat plague started.

[Thomo_UK]

The thought of a ship that was cut loose and left adrift is just so creepy.

[Cjk592]

I feel a bit bad for the rats :(

[Vasili]

[QUOTE=Thomo_UK;43642296]The thought of a ship that was cut loose and left adrift is just so creepy.[/QUOTE]

When rats have nothing left to eat then they start to consume each other. If the rats were clever they would have a constant food supply of themselves to live on until they crash into a island and devour it.

[KennyAwsum]

[QUOTE=Vasili;43642280]Cornwall needs to be exterminated[/QUOTE]

Screw you, Cornish Pastries are the best.

[editline]23rd January 2014[/editline]

[QUOTE=Vasili;43642320]When rats have nothing left to eat then they start to consume each other. If the rats were clever they would have a constant food supply of themselves to live on until they crash into a island and devour it.[/QUOTE]

my god we need flame throwers or something

[lapsus_]

[QUOTE=BuffaloBill;43642235]Sounds like the start of a really bad horror movie. :v:[/QUOTE]

They better follow the naming convention of Birdemic and Sharknado and call it RATWRECK

[Omali]

Disney took a very dark turn with Ratatouille's sequel.

[Javascript]

if they're so worried about it why don't they just reroute it to Australia?

that's what Britain's done with all their problems in the past

[ROFLBURGER]

I'm pretty sure it would've sunk by now

[OnDemand]

It's time to hire the chefs from the other ghost ship again.

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9KlV4SSGXWo[/media]

[Banhfunbags]

So this is how England goes. If all things it had to be because of a boat full of rats

[Last or First]

Time for Cornwall to become Dunwall.

[orcywoo6]

inb4 zombies

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[Viper202]

I take it they were overreacting, cos the article's gone now :v:

[Jordax]

[IMG]http://static3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120628194624/dishonoredvideogame/images/thumb/2/24/RatSwarm.jpg/640px-RatSwarm.jpg[/IMG]

Pictured: The average street in Cornwall after the ship lands there.

[Chris™]

[QUOTE=Viper202;43642738]I take it they were overreacting, cos the article's gone now :v:[/QUOTE]

Rats got 'em.

[Last or First]

[QUOTE=Viper202;43642738]I take it they were overreacting, cos the article's gone now :v:[/QUOTE]
Actually, it just [url=http://www.thisiscornwall.co.uk/Ghost-ship-diseased-cannibal-rats-crash-Cornish/story-20487598-detail/story.html]moved urls[/url] for some reason.

Also, I like how there's a real estate ad in the middle of it.

[Slarav]

This is creepypasta material, like some guy who went out with a boat to have fun then suddenly he finds this ship and he is a dumbass enough to board it and then he meets the spirits of the murdered crew whose ghosts possess strange killer rats or some shit.

Or even better, it sounds like something H. P. Lovecraft would write about.