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[quote=Washington Post]Mitt Romney said that he would pass on running in 2016 because, while he thought he could win, he'd be too battered by the process. So instead, he'll box Evander Holyfield.
We are not making this up.
The Salt Lake Tribune broke news of the bout Monday. It's a charity event, to be held May 15 near Salt Lake City, with proceeds going to Charity Vision. The Romneys have been active with the group for some time; last year, Mitt and his family traveled to Peru to help diagnose and treat eye problems.[/quote]
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I predict Romney going full rabid and biting off Holyfields ear. Followed by a successful presidential bid.
Celebrity Deathmatch
Yeah right, no one can crit the Mitt. RIP Holyfield.
They are going to make a LOT of money from people who want to see Mitt Romney get the shit beat out of him.
Hell, I bet there are a lot of republicans like myself who would pay to see that as well....
Presidential elections should just be people beating the shit out of each other. By voting, you are actually placing bets on who you think will win.
Can't hitt the Mitt
This Mitt ain't shitt
well, thats one way to be knocked out of the election.
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;47368035]Presidential elections should just be people beating the shit out of each other. By voting, you are actually placing bets on who you think will win.[/QUOTE]
This is the future of the Super-PAC.
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;47368035]Presidential elections should just be people beating the shit out of each other. By voting, you are actually placing bets on who you think will win.[/QUOTE]
All the while making presidential speeches and fighting on top of giant mechs.
[QUOTE=Zero-Point;47368091]This is the future of the Super-PAC.[/QUOTE]
idiocracy was right
Romney will get knocked out in round one, calling it.
[QUOTE=Kartoffel;47368035]Presidential elections should just be people beating the shit out of each other. By voting, you are actually placing bets on who you think will win.[/QUOTE]
It would also solve the problem of nobody but old people running the country :v:
[QUOTE=Thunderbolt;47368162]It would also solve the problem of nobody but old people running the country :v:[/QUOTE]
If an old person DID manage to keep it up, there's a saying I've read somewhere...
"Never trust an old person who's in a profession where people usually die young".
[QUOTE=GammaFive;47368094]All the while making presidential speeches and fighting on top of giant mechs.[/QUOTE]
And the mechs are [i]also[/i] fighting. :v:
Mitt Romney's on something brahs, or just has super elite WASP genetics, dude is damn near 70 and doesn't look a day past 50.
This is pretty cool of him. Why he would decide to go into the ring rather then just donate some money i don't know, but atleast charity is getting something.
Part of me just sees him throwing money bales at Evander.
[QUOTE=Banhfunbags;47368003]Celebrity Deathmatch[/QUOTE]
This made me think about "Presidential Candidate Battle Royale"
Would be an interesting way to choose a president. :v:
I remember Vince McMahon roiding his ass up to become a wrestler.
It'll be the same with R Money
[QUOTE=smurfy;47368006]Yeah right, no one can crit the Mitt. RIP Holyfield.[/QUOTE]
holyfield is going tank build. he'll just dodge until mitt is out of stamina
past footage of rob ford fighting
[img]http://i.imgur.com/43u48.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Cronos Dage;47368995]holyfield is going tank build. he'll just dodge until mitt is out of stamina
past footage of rob ford fighting
[img]http://i.imgur.com/43u48.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
I'm legitimately surprised he was able to ninja roll that fucking well.
[QUOTE=Cronos Dage;47368995]holyfield is going tank build. he'll just dodge until mitt is out of stamina
past footage of rob ford fighting
[img]http://i.imgur.com/43u48.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
dark souls
i start to have a certain level of respect for people that put themselves in harms way for shit like this (i mean seriously he's just basically going to take a couple of pretty hard hitting punches for charity, that's some awesome shit) but then it sort of fades into "dude you're 68 years old that shit might kill you"
[QUOTE=DJrorok;47368708]This is pretty cool of him. Why he would decide to go into the ring rather then just donate some money i don't know, but atleast charity is getting something.[/QUOTE]
It's part of his plan to stimulate the economy, see? People are going to place BIG bets on this, and that money is going to be fed back into the economy! Simple!*
*In case you can't tell, this is sarcasm.
Spoiler.
It's going to be broadcast on PBS
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