The Great Abyss: an entire continent burning - General

Here's an accurate "too long, I won't read" version for y'all: [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TJshVuOFFZY[/url] [HIGHLIGHT]DO THEY KNOW SOMETHING WE DON'T KNOW ?[/HIGHLIGHT] [LIST] [*]AMERICA'S LARGEST CORPORATIONS ARE DESERTING SHIP [*]BOTH GOOGLE AND YAHOO HAVE QUIETLY MOVED TO CHINA [*]IBM HAS MOVED MUCH OF ITS OPERATIONS TO INDIA [*]AMERICA'S LARGEST WAR CONTRACTOR HAS MOVED TO DUBAI TAKING ITS BILLIONS OF U.S. TAX FREE DEFENSE DOLLARS WITH IT [*]AMERICA'S AUTO MAKERS HAVE QUIETLY MOVED THEIR BEST PAYING JOBS, AND THEIR ASSETS, TO FOREIGN SOIL [*]ALL OUR MAJOR OIL COMPANIES NOW HAVE HEADQUARTERS IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES [*]AND OUR OWN PRESIDENT HAS PURCHASED LAND FOR A RESIDENCE IN S. AMERICA WHEN HE LEAVES OFFICE [/LIST] [B]While MANY will try to claim what you are about to read is not true by advancing every "opinion" they can come up with to TRY to disprove it, the fact is that it IS true and proven. The science behind what you are about to read is well established and easy to grasp.[/B] First, I'm sure you know you cannot remove ANYTHING from anywhere, without it being replaced by something else. For example, you cannot even remove a chair from your living room without it being replaced by air. Failure to replace any removed material creates a vacuum. Call it the Law of Replacement. The water in underground aquifers has been heavily pumped by irrigation farmers which has lowered the water levels by 100 feet, and as a result created a partial vacuum in the aquifers. The aquifers lie beneath the H-P Natural Gas Reserve. The vacuum from the removed water consequently sucks all the "replacement" water the energy companies have been pumping into America's natural gas reserve for the purpose of extracting gas, downward, to fill the void in the aquifer. As a result, a partial vacuum is then created in our natural gas reserves, which in turn draws air (oxygen) into the reserves from the surface of the earth, mostly through vent pipes created in the drilling process, effectively converting our gas reserves into an extremely volatile bomb made of natural gas and oxygen. Although the gas reserves cover a lot of area beneath America, the aquifers are even more enormous. So, removing a 100 feet depth of water created a TREMENDOUS amount of vacuum to suck down the replacement water used by the energy companies for purposes of extracting gas, which by comparison, amounted to just a few inches of water in depth. [release]ENVIRONMENTAL NEWS NETWORK - [url]http://www.enn.com/top_stories/commentary/21326[/url] "For fossil aquifers, such as the vast U.S. Ogallala aquifer ... depletion brings pumping to an end. Farmers who lose their irrigation water have the option of returning to lower-yield dryland farming if rainfall permits. In more arid regions, however, such as in the southwestern United States, the loss of irrigation water means the end of agriculture. In the United States, the U.S. Department of Agriculture reports that in parts of Texas, Oklahoma, and Kansas -- three leading grain-producing states -- the underground water table has dropped by more than 30 meters (100 feet). As a result, wells have gone dry on thousands of farms in the southern Great Plains. Although this mining of underground water (by farming) is taking a toll on U.S. grain production, irrigated land accounts for only one fifth of the U.S. grain harvest, compared with close to three fifths of the harvest in India and four fifths in China."[/release] Now that we've provided an expert source to refer to, allow us to remind you that the "PANHANDLE" portion of the Hugoton Panhandle Natural Gas Reserve we refer to in this article sits directly UNDER the states of Texas, Oklahoma, and Kansas ! [highlight]WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ IS ACCURATE AND TRUE![/highlight] [B]1.[/B] According to its own official maps, America (and both its neighbors) sit on top of the Hugoton-Panhandle Natural Gas Reserve, which is the largest natural gas reserve on earth. [B]2.[/B] In order to extract natural gas from what is basically an enormously large interconnected and "dry" set of chambers, America's energy companies have been pumping huge amounts of water into them for just under a hundred years to force the gas out into pipelines, then on to processing plants. [I]NOTE: In areas (such as the Rocky Mountains) the H-P Reserve consists of little more than dense oil soaked layers of shale rock, and for which reason, it is not profitable to extract gas from those areas. Even so, several very rich oil fields co-exist with the H-P natural gas reserve in these same areas of dense shale rock.[/I] [B]3.[/B] Once the gas in a given part of the chamber of our natural gas reserve reaches a point where it's no longer dense enough to be economical to extract gas from, these energy companies simply move to areas that are more dense, in hopes that the vacuum caused by the receeding "replacement" water will eventually suck in enough gas from other areas of the reserve. [B]4.[/B] Meanwhile, the law of gravity has been constantly pulling the replacement water they had previously filled that part of the gas chamber with into our water acquifers, which are located well below the gas chambers, leaving the partial vacuum that remains loaded with lower levels of natural gas. [B]5.[/B] Granted, most of the overall gas reserve consists of fairly dense shale rock, but there are large chambers (wide open spaces) particularly in the areas where the energy companies have been removing oil and natural gas, within the same general areas. [B]6.[/B] With nothing else to fill the void created by the reduced water level in the reserves, the resulting vacuum sucks air (oxygen) into these huge chambers from the surface of the earth; mostly through vent pipes left from the original drilling operation. [B]7.[/B] Once the oxygen to gas ratio reaches fourteen percent, the "mix" in this part of the reserve becomes volatile, and subject to exploding if and when it is ever ignited. A mix of twenty one percent oxygen to gas ratio causes that particular gas chamber to become a genuine fully loaded bomb, just waiting to be ignited. [B]8.[/B] At a point just thirty miles north of Pantex, where America stores its larger nuclear weapons, the H-P Reserve is less than fifty feet below the surface of the earth; and subject to being breached by just anything falling from the sky, such as an airplane, a meteorite, or a bomb. [B]9. If that should ever take place, the entire North American Continent would be subject to a series of explosions and fires, until it literally ceases to exist, because the entire N. American Continent is literally perched on top of the H-P Reserve. So, after the explosions, those parts that are made of heavily oil laden shale rock would simply burn until there is nothing left. Which means the dirt itself would burn.[/B] [highlight]IT SHOULD BE NOTED THAT THE U.S GOVERNMENT HAS HAD ITS MILITARY, ITS BEST EXPERTS, SCIENTISTS FROM AMERICA'S BEST UNIVERSITIES, AS WELL AS EXPERTS FROM THE CHEVRON OIL COMPANY, EXAMINE WHAT YOU ARE ABOUT TO READ, AND NOT ONE OF THEM HAS BEEN ABLE TO DISPROVE ANY PART OF IT! THEY KNOW IT'S TRUE, BUT THERE'S NO SOLUTION, SO THEY DON'T DARE TELL YOU![/highlight] This used to be Centralia, in Pennsylvania. [img]http://www.theamericannightmare.org/picture1.jpg[/img] UNTIL THE ENTIRE TOWN WAS CONSUMED BY AN UNDERGROUND FIRE THAT STILL RAGES. [img]http://www.theamericannightmare.org/picture2.jpg[/img] Please note that the dirt itself is burning! [img]http://www.theamericannightmare.org/imageGNT.jpg[/img] Fire comes up through some 13 square miles but covers an estimated 10,000 CUBIC MILES of space under the earth. It now threatens to consume three other towns, with no hopes of putting it out. DON'T BELIEVE CENTRALIA HAS BEEN BURNED OFF THE MAP: READ IT YOURSELF! [url]http://www.americas-demise.org/The_Smithsonian_Magazine.html[/url] [HIGHLIGHT]THEREFORE, IN SPITE OF MAN'S DENIALS TO COVER IT UP, [U]THIS IS BY NO MEANS AN IDLE THREAT[/U] - [U]THE FACTS BEING PROVIDED ARE REAL[/U].[/HIGHLIGHT] PANTEX is where America stores most of its larger nuclear weapons. It's location is indicated by the red dot on the Texas county map. The image to the right is the official U.S. Geological Survey map of America's natural gas reserves; all of which are collectively referred to as the HUGOTON PANHANDLE GAS RESERVE. The various colors on the map indicate the density of gas from one area to another. [img]http://www.theamericannightmare.org/image9IO.jpe[/img] [img]http://www.theamericannightmare.org/image1LS.jpe[/img] The entire North American Continent is perched directly on top of these reserves. The largest of the reserves within the Hugoton-Panhandle Complex is the "Panhandle Reserve," which is located a few miles north of PANTEX, which is just outside of Amarillo, Texas. At this location this horrendous natural gas reserve is less than fifty feet below the surface of the Earth. [highlight]... LESS THAN 50 FEET ![/highlight] At only fifty feet, the roof of one chamber of the Texas Panhandle Reserve is shallow enough to be cracked then set ablaze by almost anything falling from the sky, such as a falling star or a meteorite. This area has been referred to by local people as [B]The Great Abyss[/B], because it's known to be immeasurable, (which is the definition of the term abyss). Others simply refer to it as the bottomless pit. As this report continues, these titles will become extremely important. In our previous report, we described an UNDERGROUND fire which relied on coal as its fuel, but where coal is very slow to burn, natural gas ignites instantly. Also, where coal is seldom prone to explode, it is the very nature of natural gas to explode instantly when ignited. In order to be able to extract large amounts of gas, America's energy companies have been using twin locomotive size diesel engines (pictured to the right) at a place called Sanford, Texas (just north of Pantex) to turn incredibly huge water pumps. These pumps remove water from manmade Lake Meredith (created by a large dam constructed on the Canadian River, a little north of America's Pantex Nuclear Storage Facility), then force the water down into the earth at Sanford, Texas. In other words, they are "replacing" the vacated area from which they have removed trillions of cubic feet of gas and oil, with water they pump from the Canadian River at Lake Meredith. The concept of forcing water into the gas reserve, which in turn forces gas to the surface, and hopefully into pipelines, is called "water replacement". Due to the Panhandle Reserve being overworked since the very early 1900's, there are now huge pockets of natural gas all around the PANTEX nuclear storage facility. However, in this instance, if the H-P Reserve ever explodes it will NOT actually set off these nuclear weapons. No indeed, the results will be far more catastrophic than if they were to all go off at once, because, the explosion from the reserve will be far more powerful than the weapons themselves, and it will vaporize America's nuclear weapons, and carry their radio active particles into the atmosphere, to be distributed all around the world. Eventually, it was discovered that the H-P Reserve runs all the way north into the State of Montana, and that for drilling purposes it was "tap-able" in almost any area along the way. Then, at a later time, it was discovered that this same gas reserve runs all the way to the most northern part of Canada, as well as all the way down to the southern most part of Old Mexico, with its width extending from the Atlantic Ocean to the Pacific Ocean, thereby encompassing the entire North American Continent! What were thought to be numerous separate gas reserves throughout the country, each of which had previously been given names that suited the people in their region, were now understood to be part of the Hugoton Panhandle Natural Gas Complex. [B]The following is but a partial list of names for other sections of what is now known as the Hugoton Panhandle Natural Gas Reserve[/B]: a/k/a Powder River; San Juan; Uinta; Paradox; Williston Basins; Sweetgrass Arch; Central Montana Uplift; the Rocky Mountains; Louisiana Henry Hub; Trenton-Black River gas play in southern New York; Western West Virginia Discoveries; Wyoming's two hubs; and the list goes on, and on, and on, and on, and on... Some of these places pump their own replacement water into the reserve, while others pay pumping stations as far away as Sanford, Texas, and beyond, for providing their water replacement contribution, because [U]their location HAS no water to pump[/U]. [B]All of which proves that, in effect, what we have is essentially one common gas reserve that encompasses most of the area beneath the entire North American Continent, with a commonly used process turning it into a literal bomb of unimaginable size, creating a potential disaster of Biblical proportion, without so much as one person even trying to prevent it from happening.[/B] Government maintains that these sections of the reserve are not interconnected, most likely so it can allocate each section as a TAXABLE entity. So, for TARIFF reasons it has no other choice, but to allow these "different" reserves to be treated as though they were independent. If not, issues of tax liability would arise among the oil companies. Although the government will claim these are different reserves, and that they are not connected, a look at their own official photograph clearly shows us otherwise. [B]Why does it matter if they are interconnected?[/B] [highlight]Here's a perfect example of [U]WHY[/U].[/highlight] In the year 2005, Natural Gas Geysers like the one pictured below began sprouting up all around the town of Kingfisher, Oklahoma, which is about 250 miles west of the pumping station in Sanford, Texas. [img]http://www.theamericannightmare.org/imageNKJ.jpe[/img] It's interesting to note that Kingfisher is more than 2,152 feet lower in elevation than the Sanford pumping station. When they pressurize the cavity in the earth known as the Panhandle Reserve with the Pumping Station in Sanford, Texas, the gas naturally goes downhill, finding the path of least resistance. Which is exactly what it did, until it made its way out of the ground in Kingfisher, Oklahoma! The significance of these geysers is that gas does indeed travel laterally through cracks in the earth, which makes each of us susceptible to destruction. We simply cannot compress underground gas in an area that exceeds four billion cubic miles, and not expect it to make its way to the surface of the earth. [B]Although this report may well seem sensational to some, it is not making the problem worse than it actually is.[/B] The point being conveyed through these events is that gas does travel laterally through cracks in the earth's soil and rock, and since it does, when oxygen is introduced to any given gas "cavity" of the H-P Reserve, every one of these interconnecting cracks and crevices will likewise receive oxygen, creating a massive maze of fuses similar to a dynamite fuse. Since the reserve has already begun taking in oxygen (as we will later prove), if one cavity is ever ignited or exploded, every gas cavity within the N. American Continent will eventually either explode or burn. But, as long as its source is under pressure, natural gas will simply spew out an enormous flame if ignited, because the pressure will force the flame outward and away from the source of gas. This is the same concept that makes our natural gas kitchen stoves 100 percent safe. We could continue about the dangers of living on top of the H-P Reserve, and about the calamity we would all face if it ever explodes, and about the natural gas geysers that are springing up all over due to man pressurizing cavities in the earth with their "water replacement" process. But we doubt that doing so would mean much unless we first provide you with positive proof that such a danger does exist. So, using scientifically proven facts, along with plain common logic, the remainder of this report is dedicated to explaining that, how, and why the H-P Reserve is indeed "taking on" oxygen. It's a phenomenon that has become more active with each passing year, and with no known remedy in sight. It's interesting to note that the three following photos were [U]not[/U] taken in Oklahoma.. Instead, they were taken in Hutchinson, Kansas, after pressurized gas came spewing up out of the earth into an unsuspecting Wedding and Party Supply store in [U]downtown[/U] Hutchinson. [img]http://www.theamericannightmare.org/Geyser1.jpg[/img] [img]http://www.theamericannightmare.org/18_kansas2.jpe[/img] [img]http://www.theamericannightmare.org/image265854x.jpe[/img] To quote M. Lee Allison of the Kansas Geological Survey: "[I]Explosions and fires on January 17/18, 2001 burned businesses and killed two people in Hutchinson, a town of 40,000 in central Kansas.[/I]" On the left is the Wedding and Party Supply Store just after the gas explosion. On the right is a photo of several firemen in protective gear as they helplessly watch the fire that ensued after a mobile home park exploded from the very same natural gas leak. However, the mobile home park was three miles away from the exploded store, which demonstrates that natural gas most definitely does move laterally through cracks and crevices in the earth, and [B]documents that which we will now demonstrate is potentially the most horrendous threat any nation on earth has ever had to contend with.[/B] [url]http://www.kgs.ku.edu/Hydro/Hutch/Refs/GSA_abstract_7-01.pdf[/url] THIS USED TO BE A MOBILE HOME PARK. [img]http://www.theamericannightmare.org/ARC07A_sm.jpg[/img] Some will claim natural gas requires EXACTLY 14% oxygen to support an explosion, others will tell you 21% percent. But let them try telling their absurd "exactly fourteen percent or twenty one percent oxygen" defense to the thousands of people who lost their homes due to natural gas explosions last year because gas escaped into the ATMOSPHERE in their house. [B]Aside from certain "hot" spots such as Fort Worth, you could drill a hole and run into the H-P Reserve at just about any place in North America.[/B] The certified information documented in the following link shows how one singular company is drilling the H-P Reserve in the states of Colorado, Delaware, Illinois, North Dakota, Kansas, Iowa, Michigan, Minnesota, Missouri, Montana, Nebraska, Louisiana, New Mexico, Oklahoma, South Dakota, Texas, Wisconsin, and Wyoming. This is just one out of HUNDREDS of such companies. [url]http://www.northernnaturalgas.com/public/tariff/current/02019931101.html[/url] [highlight]THE THING IS, WATER REPLACEMENT CREATES ENORMOUS PROBLEMS.[/highlight] As part of the "water replacement" process, all the water pumped into the reserve to force the gas and oil to the surface, is subjected to gravity, which means the "replacement" water is constantly being sucked toward the center of the earth into water aquifers which are located beneath the gas reserve, leaving behind extremely large, incredibly dangerous, vacuum like, FUME - LADEN, empty spaces that use to be full of oil and natural gas.. Therefore in order to be safe, the very process of "water replacement" requires that a never ending supply of water must be pumped into the cavity which once contained oil and gas. Otherwise, the continuously receding water level creates a "fume laden" semi vacuum, which in time will be partially filled with gas from other sections of America's gas reserve, and with atmospheric air (which contains [U]oxygen[/U]), which will enter mostly through "vent holes" left from the drilling operation, creating an extremely volatile gas and oxygen BOMB just below the surface of the entire North American Continent. [highlight]... with no possible remedy![/highlight] A major concern is that many of the places that extract gas from America's gas reserve are running out of water to satisfy their "water replacement" contribution. As we will soon document, even their main source of "replacement" water at gargantuous Lake Meredith is almost depleted. The State of Kansas is but another very prime example of depleted "replacement" water. [url]http://www.americas-demise.org/KANSAS_ENGINEER_WILKONSON.html[/url] So that you will have some idea as to the extent of the problem resulting from a shortage of water for pressurization, you might ask your plumber if a minutely small natural gas leak can support a flame. Then ask him how much of a head start he would like to have so he can begin running before you light a match to even the smallest leak, when it's known that the pipe the leaking gas is coming from is not under pressure and that it has some oxygen in it. The point being, once oxygen is introduced, unless the gas is under pressure to blow the flame away from the source, any ignition at all will travel through the most minute but open crack, seam, crevice, leak or any path at all, to every source of fuel (gas and oxygen) that might be available in adjacent chambers. Under these circumstances, a flame will instantly travel to multiple sources of gas and oxygen throughout the interconnected open cavities beneath the entire North American Continent known as the Hugoton Panhandle Natural Gas Reserve, and create the only source for an explosion of Biblical proportion ever known to man. As an added note, in all other places on earth that have been blessed with natural gas, the gas is hundreds of feet below the surface of the earth, and not subject to the same potential explosion problems. [B]"For the stars of heaven and the constellations thereof shall not give their light: the sun shall be darkened in its going forth, and the moon shall not cause its light to shine... ...Therefore I will shake the heavens, and the earth shall remove out of its place, in the wrath of the LORD of hosts, and in the day of his fierce anger... ...Every man shall turn to his own people, and flee into his own land... ...Behold, I will stir up the Arabs against them, they will not regard silver; and as for gold, they shall not delight in it." (The Most High God, Isaiah 13:10, 13, 17) [/B] [B][I]Immediately after the tribulation of those days shall the sun be darkened and the moon shall not give its light, and the stars shall fall from heaven, and the powers of the heavens shall be shaken.[/I] (Jesus, Matthew 24:29)[/B] We are not saying that air passages the size of the Holland Tunnel connect all of America's natural gas reserves. What we aresaying is that there is no such thing as a solid piece of "air tight" rock that separates them. The reason for the "plumber" analogy is obvious. [B]1.[/B] As the replacement water in one section of the reserve seeps toward the center of the earth due to gravity, it will leave behind a vacuum [B]2.[/B] That vacuum will suck in gas from the other sections of the reserve through tiny crevices, cracks, and porous, shale type rock, while simultaneously sucking in air (oxygen) from the surface of the earth [B]3.[/B] Eventually filling all of these "depleted" sections and their interconnecting "leak" sources with both gas and oxygen [B]4.[/B] Which, if any portion of the reserve ever becomes ignited, will turn every "leak" source between one section and all other sections of the reserve into a system of dynamite like fuses which will simultaneously ignite every section of the entire reserve, creating an explosion that will be of unimaginable proportion, encompassing the entire North American Continent, [U]all of which would take place within about one singular hour[/U]. The underground connections also explain why a given reserve may at times be declared to be depleted, then years later declared to once again have sufficient amounts of gas to be commercially pursued. Over time the vacuum that results from the water subsiding deep into the earth, will suck gas and air through the cracks and crevices that interconnect it to other regions where gas is still plentiful, thereby "refilling" the depleted reserve to some degree, as well as turning these cracks and crevices into fuses by filling them with this mixture of gas and oxygen. While the depleted reserve is sucking natural gas back into itself from other sections of the gas reserve, it is simultaneously sucking air (oxygen) in from the surface of the earth through vent pipes created during the drilling process, creating one horrendous BOMB of a magnitude the world has never imagined, nor could it ever possibly imagine. If, under these conditions the Panhandle Gas Reserve is ever ignited, no matter what name the "locals" have given it, every gas reserve underneath the entire North American Continent will simultaneously explode, and the entire Continent will become history (non-existent) within just one singular hour. [B]And the kings of the earth, who committed fornication and lived deliciously with her, shall bewail her, and lament for her, when they shall see the smoke of her burning, Standing afar off for fear of her torment, saying, Alas, that great city Babylon, that mighty city! for in one hour is thy judgment come. And the merchants of the earth shall weep and mourn over her; for no man buys their merchandise any more. (Revelation 18:9-11)[/B] [highlight]The minute the pumps stop working that are being used to pump water from Lake Meredith into the H-P Reserve, (which will happen as the Canadian River dries up), the gargantuous reservoir of water man has created within the H-P reserve will sink into the earth due to gravity, creating a very temporary extreme vacuum which will then suck even more ATMOSPHERE down into what had been a reservoir of "replacement" water, and thereby provide all the oxygen needed to explode the entire H-P Reserve.[/highlight] Lake Meredith is a huge dam surrounded on three sides by giant two hundred foot high cliffs. The following local Channel Eleven-TV news reports prove that the flow of water from The Canadian River into Lake Meredith has all but stopped: [release]According to Kent Satterwhite, General Manager of the Canadian River Municipal Water Authority: In the year 2004, Lake Meredith lost roughly 40,000 acre feet to evaporation and pumped about 58,000 acre feet of water, at a time when inflow measured only 38,000 acre feet for the whole year. He said that 2001 set an all-time-low-for inflow, and that even that record was broken in 2002, only to be broken again in 2003, but that prior to the drought, an average inflow would be around 122,000 acre feet. In addition to evaporation and pumping, CRMWA officials estimate it may be losing up to 40,000 acre feet a year to salt cedar trees. On April 1, 2004, the water flow into Lake Meredith was only TEN CUBIC FEET per second, down from as much as 700 cubic feet per second, turning most of Lake Meredith into not much more than a giant mud hole, with most of its boat ramps in fact closed. In June of 2006, High Plains Water District manager Jim Conkwright, stated that at its full capacity Lake Meredith is 101 feet deep or more . Right now, it is reportedly 56 feet deep; which is an all time low, and its only eight percent full. With 11 West Texas city members of the CRMWA, 8% is not enough, so the City of Lubbock, Texas is looking for another source for its water.[/release] [I]NOTE: Lake Meredith, which the locals now refer to as Lake Grasslands, because what was its bottom is now a grassy field) is "saucer" shaped, with the center area much deeper and much smaller than its outer areas, so, in the absence of its normal water flow, the vast majority of Lake Meredith is now nothing but a grassy field, or a swampy mud hole.[/I] [img]http://www.theamericannightmare.org/lake-grasslands.jpg[/img] [B]Watch as the water runs from Lake Meredith like sand through an hourglass. When Lake Meredith runs completely dry, where will the H-P Reserve turn for its water replacement requirements?[/B] ... Can you say poof? [B]IF THE GREAT ABYSS IGNITES, THERE WILL NOT BE ENOUGH TIME TO SAY POOF![/B] [highlight]The Book of Revelation speaks of just such an event.[/highlight] [highlight][I]And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth; and to it was given the key (entrance) to the bottomless pit. And it opened (gained access to) the Great Abyss; and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.[/I] (Rev. 9:1-2)[/highlight] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb" - SteveUK))[/highlight]

Is this like some super detailed badage boys thing? [b]Edit:[/b] Nope but it's just as bad.

Oh my god it makes sense

[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;24672779]Is this like some super detailed badage boys thing?[/QUOTE] No, it's the truth and nothing but the truth Repent because the end is nigh (or something)

Do you have any idea how fast you were scrolling sir

I'll be dammed if I'm gonna read all that shit.

Oh fuck

You blew everything by having biblical references in this. Great job destroying your credibility.

I was having a hard time believing it was all true until you told me it was. Thanks.

You can't just take a random picture and include it in your post, then somehow think that typing in capitals and associating the picture with something you're talking about even though it has nothing to do with it is going to work. Here: Drugs are bad for you THIS USED TO BE A HOUSE! [IMG]http://i52.tinypic.com/24e0qwy.jpg[/IMG] Oh and just because I read this (I know it's fake), one moment, many days from now, I know I'm going to be talking to someone and think of 'underground fires' and bring it up, not remembering that this was a fake article. It always happens.

Seems like a good read, bookmarked for when I'm less sleepy.

Jesus fucking christ Conspiracy thread of the century

I read a little then realized that I don't care.

[QUOTE=ExplodingGuy;24672833]You blew everything by having biblical references in this. Great job destroying your credibility.[/QUOTE] Great job destroying your credibility by stating that this is a serious thread :buddy: I actually expected the biblical references to make people realize that it's just whistleblowering (or whatever english-speaking people call that) but whatever

Ordinarily I'd trust you Max, but America exploding? That just seems out of possibility :v:

My reaction [img]http://i46.tinypic.com/11j6i4x.gifp[/img]

Nice Copy/Paste OP.

[QUOTE=Billiam;24672893]Ordinarily I'd trust you Max, but America exploding? That just seems out of possibility :v:[/QUOTE] Only if Micheal Bay was a president.

oh wait valid points

its satan taking those with sins! accept god!

Nice, I think you tell the "facts" better than Fox News. Definitely good for a laugh. And yes, I realize it's a joke post.

[quote] * AMERICA'S LARGEST CORPORATIONS ARE DESERTING SHIP * BOTH GOOGLE AND YAHOO HAVE QUIETLY MOVED TO CHINA * IBM HAS MOVED MUCH OF ITS OPERATIONS TO INDIA * AMERICA'S LARGEST WAR CONTRACTOR HAS MOVED TO DUBAI TAKING ITS BILLIONS OF U.S. TAX FREE DEFENSE DOLLARS WITH IT * AMERICA'S AUTO MAKERS HAVE QUIETLY MOVED THEIR BEST PAYING JOBS, AND THEIR ASSETS, TO FOREIGN SOIL * ALL OUR MAJOR OIL COMPANIES NOW HAVE HEADQUARTERS IN FOREIGN COUNTRIES * AND OUR OWN PRESIDENT HAS PURCHASED LAND FOR A RESIDENCE IN S. AMERICA WHEN HE LEAVES OFFICE [/quote] I thought that it was because of what I said in my other thread, that the scientists and engineers in America are dieing out.

Just to confirm: would the sheer amount of smoke and fire from the explosions result in any kind of nuclear winter or fragmentation of the planet itself? Just need to know if it affects the rest of the world anywhere near as bad as it would North America. And if this is actually real or just an elaborate laugh.

I read to the end expecting some semblance of sense or explanation about this. I was sorely disappointed. :colbert: Well written insanity though. "NOT ENOUGH TIME TO SAY POOF"

Watch as a terrorist browses this thread, then crashes a plane or something thirty miles north of Pantex. But yeah this aint going to happen anytime ever.

[QUOTE=ironman17;24673051]Just to confirm: would the sheer amount of smoke and fire from the explosions result in any kind of nuclear winter or fragmentation of the planet itself? Just need to know if it affects the rest of the world anywhere near as bad as it would North America.[/QUOTE] [I]And the fifth angel sounded, and I saw a star fall from heaven unto the earth; and to it was given the key (entrance) to the bottomless pit. And it opened (gained access to) the Great Abyss; [B]and there arose a smoke out of the pit, as the smoke of a great furnace; and the sun and the air were darkened by reason of the smoke of the pit.[/B][/I] (Rev. 9:1-2) [QUOTE=ironman17;24673051]And if this is actually real or just an elaborate laugh.[/QUOTE] [I]And the sixth angel laughed wholeheartedly at Christian conspiracists.[/I] (Book of MaxOfS2D 3:9-5)

Thank god. For a moment I was almost duped.

Luckily being british this doesn't affect me. Although it will most certainly be funny watching footage of america being blown off the face of the earth. Hohum.

So you wasted probably 20 minutes making this joke thread? Excellent.

Just finished reading. I feel proud.