Broken Penis: MMA Fighter stunned at unimaginable injury. - Polidicks

[quote] Broken penis: MMA fighter Ray Elbe discusses "most unimaginable" injury ever Former Ultimate Fighter hopeful Ray Elbe didn't make it as a UFC fighter, but made headlines this week after revealing he had sustained a broken penis during sex with his girlfriend. [IMG]http://i2.mirror.co.uk/incoming/article1495487.ece/ALTERNATES/s615/rayelbe.jpg[/IMG] Mixed martial arts fighters are used to dealing with pain, but for former Ultimate Fighter hopeful Ray Elbe, he had no choice but to tap out to the most painful experience of his life after breaking his penis. Elbe had previously come close to making a name for himself in the UFC's reality TV show, The Ultimate Fighter, but lost out in the preliminary bouts to decide the season's housemates in 2009. Unfortunately for him, Elbe has now hit the headlines for rather less pleasant reasons, after sustaining a broken penis while having sex with his girlfriend while in Malaysia on December 3. Incredibly, Elbe has not only gone public with the painful and harrowing story, he's taken to YouTube to give a first-hand account of his injury. In a self-posted video that is not recommended for those with a delicate disposition, Elbe explained - in surprisingly matter-of-fact tone - what happened. "I was having intercourse with my girlfriend... and ended up breaking - fracturing - my penis bone. It's actually possible guys." He revealed the injury caused intense bleeding and led to him passing out from the pain. He was rushed to hospital for emergency surgery which, thankfully for Elbe, was declared a success. "The doctor expects a full recovery... keeping it safe doesn't mean just wearing a condom!" On his personal blog, Elbe also explained why he went public with his injury. "The biggest problem people suffering from this medical emergency encounter is not immediately seeking medical attention, usually due to the same emotions I initially felt about the accident," Elbe explained. "Life is about growing as a person, learning from past experiences - something I take great devotion in trying to do with each opportunity. "I hope my story helps someone with a similar injury in some way…as this experience is truly something you would never wish on anyone lol. "To any bitter ex-girlfriends still stalking the blog… smile today as whatever Karma you felt was deserved has been dealt... lol. "Moving forward, I am so appreciative that the women I love has been by my side this entire process - and I honestly hope no one reading this ever suffers the same injury."[/quote] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Efsu6gi26Xo&list=UUpv0mdBTKxOPIQnW0cLE6sA&index=1[/media] [url=http://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/other-sports/mma/broken-penis-mma-fighter-ray-1495506]Source[/url] Damn.

The penis isn't a bone, nor does it have any bones. It's made of tissue. [sp]That's why skeletons don't get boners[/sp] Jokes aside, I cringed hard.

Ouch. I can't even begin to imagine how bad the pain was after the shock ended.

Wait so our love truncheons have bones? Actually have bones? It's only tissue. But I can imagine the pain

Also seeing blood coming out of your dick sounds like a fucked up horror movie.

[QUOTE=Strongbad;38876838]The penis isn't a bone, nor does it have any bones. It's made of tissue. [sp]That's why skeletons don't get boners[/sp] Jokes aside, I cringed hard.[/QUOTE] Man, that really helped me get over my fear of skeletons coming out of my closet and boning me. I have no reason to be spooked.

MMA fighter passing out in pain? Must've hurt a fuckton.

Full recovery expected? Oh thank god.

Not sure if the article's a joke or several people involved are just horribly ignorant of anatomy.

Saw the words MMA and Broken Penis. I just started screaming inside of my head.

[QUOTE=Kiq;38876861]Man, that really helped me get over my fear of skeletons coming out of my closet and boning me. I have no reason to be spooked.[/QUOTE] You should still be scared of Royzo.

pretty cool he made it clear that he doesn't care about people making jokes about it hope he recovers fully soon

Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow

I don't even wanna know what a broken penis looks like.

Happened in a porno flick once too, except the dick folded sideways.

never cringed so hard before

Edit: Apparently I am ignorant of physiology.

Funny that he didn't actually break it as a result of MMA fighting.

[QUOTE=panther1;38876819]Elbe had previously come...[/QUOTE]

Close call IMO, this guy could have damaged his work equipment

[QUOTE=catbarf;38877396]It looks like this: Because it does not exist. There's no penis bone. There is nothing to break. The article does not make sense.[/QUOTE] Warning NSFW: [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture[/URL] Other things then bones break you know.

[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;38877479]Warning NSFW: [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture[/URL] Other things then bones break you know.[/QUOTE] your avatar is a perfect representation of the image that is within that Wikipedia article. NOPE NOPE NOPE NOPE

[QUOTE=PassTheBong;38877463]Close call IMO, this guy could have damaged his work equipment[/QUOTE] I'm pretty sure blood coming out your penis is a bit of a give away that you have in fact damaged your work equipment

Think of how hard they must have been fucking.

[QUOTE=catbarf;38877396]There's no penis bone. There is nothing to break. The article does not make sense.[/QUOTE] Flesh, however, can also break! [editline]18th December 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=QuinnithXD;38877616]Think of how hard they must have been fucking.[/QUOTE] According to the video (or at least what I can gather from it) they never really got to that part.

[QUOTE=UnidentifiedFlyingTard;38877479]Warning NSFW: [URL]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penile_fracture[/URL] Other things then bones break you know.[/QUOTE] That makes more sense. Still, you'd think someone involved would know that skeletons don't have penis bones.

[QUOTE=Trumple;38877526]I'm pretty sure blood coming out your penis is a bit of a give away that you have in fact damaged your work equipment[/QUOTE] yes, I understand but he doesnt use his penis for MMA fighting, so that's good. recovery time will be minimal compared to an injury on a more vital extremity

I don't always read broken penis stories, but when I do I want a first hand account.

There's no such thing as a 'penis bone' atleast not in us humans. What happened is probably a strain of the muscle itself. Which led to unimaginable pain anyway. It is possible for such a thing to happen. A guy I once knew (not the sharpest tool in the shed) said he slightly strained his dick masturbating.

[QUOTE=Kiq;38876861]Man, that really helped me get over my fear of skeletons coming out of my closet and boning me. I have no reason to be spooked.[/QUOTE] They can still sodomize you just fyi