• Nice! Woman Gets Nekkid on Argentina’s Dancing with the Stars, Flashes Her Vajayjay
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[release][h2]Woman Gets Completely Naked on Argentina’s Dancing with the Stars[/h2] [url=http://gawker.com/5846473/woman-gets-completely-naked-on-argentinas-dancing-with-the-stars][b]//Source + Video[/b] Gawker[/url] ______________________________ When Nancy Grace [url=http://gawker.com/5844112/nancy-grace-suffers-wardrobe-malfunction-on-dwts]slipped a nipple[/url] on [i]Dancing with the Stars[/i], it caused a huge uproar. Now imagine if Nancy Grace ripped off her top, exposed her breasts, humped her partner, took off her G-string, and appeared completely naked. Oh, and Nancy Grace was a gorgeous model. That's what happened Sunday on Argentina's version of [i]Dancing with the Stars[/i]. If you're an American you're used to most network television being squeaky clean, but this is Argentina so this is only safe for work if you work at a Nevada brothel. I'm not entirely sure why Cinthia Fernandez ended up naked on [i]Bailando por un Sueño[/i], but here she is, completely nude. She starts the dance off in a racy outfit with her toga-clad partner. It's some sort of Roman orgy scene, but with only two people. What follows is less of a dance and more of a mutual strip tease, where Frenandez and her partner pull off each others clothes revealing skimpier and skimpier outfits while they writhe and contort around the stage. By the time she is grinding in his lap while he pours wine over her naked body it's something that even Nomi Malone in [i]Showgirls[/i] would find over the top. She's only wearing a G-string and he's in his Speedo and just when you thought it couldn't get any crazier, he whips off her panties and she is standing there, on national television, completely naked. It's something to behold! Most of the info about her and the show is in Spanish, but from what little I can discern from Google Translate, this seems to be causing [url=http://www.cadena3.com/contenido/2011/10/04/85388.asp]a bit of controversy[/url]. Also, Fernandez' parents were in the audience, which, wow! This isn't the first time the former Big Brother contestant has [url=http://www.buzzfeed.com/gossipberry/cinthia-fernandez-naked-in-h-para-hombres-magazine-216i]gotten naked in public[/url] so maybe they're used to it. The best part is that this doesn't seem to be that out of the ordinary for the show which has aired numbers that were [url=http://gawker.com/5721464/argentinas-dancing-with-the-stars-is-pretty-much-straight-up-porn]straight up porn[/url] in the past. If I remember correctly, the concept for the show is different from ours where a regular person gets to dance with a star. If that's true, that makes Fernandez' partner the luckiest schmo in the whole damn world. The last time we visited the show, while the camera work did focus much more on the woman's crotch and there was more blatant sexual contact, there wasn't actual nudity. Let's leave it to Fernandez, our new personal hero, for pushing the envelope on a show that regularly is steamier than [i]Red Shoe Diaries[/i]. We really need to find a way to get this show on satellite TV or something. It's so unfair that we get Nancy Grace's nasty nipple and they get all of this![/release] EDIT! YouTube clip added, in case the Gawker vid doesn't work for some of you guys: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-5QhHm2Nh0[/media] Such is national TV in Argentina, fellas... Finally, something to brag about my home country :v:
Was she hot? Ok, she was. Approved.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;32637511]Was she hot?[/QUOTE] no
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;32637511]Was she hot?[/QUOTE] Holy fuck yes. I'm not even joking, that chick is attractive as fuck, holy shit why can't things like this happen in America. All that happens here is Nancy Grace's tits. [editline]5th October 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=Primus;32637532]no[/QUOTE] You watch the same video I did because she was fine as fuck.
Yep, that was pretty awesome.
I know this is a little unrelated, but if this was on the US version, I'm sure some fucking judge will put on a big show and puke.
How old are we? Why are we calling it a vajayjay?
[QUOTE=Primus;32637532]no[/QUOTE] Those elbows... I am going to have nightmares.
[QUOTE=blacksam;32637571]Those elbows... I am going to have nightmares.[/QUOTE] 6/10 not to my standards
[QUOTE=blacksam;32637571]Those elbows... I am going to have nightmares.[/QUOTE] It's like Adam Jensen's elbow blades but without augmentation.
Ankles too narrow 4/10
Ahaha, those reactions. [b]"NOOOOOO!!"[/b] She was hot as hell though.
[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;32637724]Ankles too narrow 4/10[/QUOTE] she has a mole on her thigh what an ugly bitch hah she could never get with me
fucking elbows, every time!
Who the hell is the guy yelling at the end? The Father?
Facepunch's view on how should normal elbows look like: [img]http://images.wikia.com/adventuretime/images/e/e9/Adventure_Time_Finn_and_Jake_by_NiGHTSfanKevin.jpg[/img]
Nipples too x-ey would not fuck.
6/10 AT BEST
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;32637783]Facepunch's view on how should normal elbows look like: [img]http://images.wikia.com/adventuretime/images/e/e9/Adventure_Time_Finn_and_Jake_by_NiGHTSfanKevin.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] They don't call it elbow macaroni if it didn't look like an ideal elbow
[QUOTE=shian;32637563]I know this is a little unrelated, but if this was on the US version, I'm sure some fucking judge will put on a big show and puke.[/QUOTE] To think, the whole world now knows that the sight of male genitalia makes Paula Abdul vomit.
You can say what you want to say but the moves were quite daring and well performed.
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That was probably the most erotic dance ever so far, won't ever happen in America.
I would tear that shit up
[url]http://gawker.com/5721464/argentinas-dancing-with-the-stars-is-pretty-much-straight-up-porn[/url] Oh Argentina.
[QUOTE=silentjubjub;32638176][url]http://gawker.com/5721464/argentinas-dancing-with-the-stars-is-pretty-much-straight-up-porn[/url] Oh Argentina.[/QUOTE] That's how we roll
I've got the most normal boner right now. Except for the guy. Else it wasn't bad.
I just love that guy who's pretty much going "Oh god I can't believe this is happening." While also lying down on the ground to get a better look. At all of the "Her elbows are a bit too pointy, 6/10" jokes: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PtMU8nvZzOs[/media]
:quagmire:
Reminds me of that episode where The Simpsons went to Brazil. That children's TV show.
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