I'll keep this short so I don't lose the attention of the ADHD readers here who want a TLDR
I met a girl. She was pretty cool, we had similar interests, she was pretty, you know the drill.
So I asked her out. We dated for a while. Everything was great.
Then at about the 6 month mark, I went off to work as a counselor at an over night camp for a few weeks. When I got back, I heard from some friends of mine (trustworthy friends who LIKED my girlfriend and wouldn't make up lies) who told me she was sleeping around with other guys. Now this was shocking because in those 6 months, we never had sex, then all of a sudden I'm gone for a few weeks and she's sluttin' around town? I didn't think so.
So I went home to figure some stuff out and planned on talking to her about it, and when I opened the door to my room, there she was. Apparently she broke into my house (:wtc:) and dressed up in some sexy lingerie and got on my bed.
Now this is when the shit hit the industrial size size.
She was wearing a [B]fox tail[/B] and [B]fox ears[/B].
But no, of course that wasn't it. She also had a pair she wanted [I]me[/I] to wear. And as if that wasn't enough, the first words out of her mouth (she didn't even say welcome home) were "Yiff me" Yes. She actually wanted me to dress up like a fox and "Yiff" her.
At that point I just lost it, yelling about what the fuck she was doing, why she was in my house, why she was dressed up like a fox, and how I heard about her sleeping with other guys. She got pissed and yelled about yiffing a bunch guys, or at least I'm assuming they were guys because she was calling them like, dogs, and foxes, and dolphins (Again, :wtc:) So I kicked her out of my house and told her to never talk to me again. She bitched and moaned, and I think she barked at me when she left :geno:
So yeah. Facepunch. Be careful who you date. They may seem great, but they could have some fucked up secret life you don't want to know about.
[U][b]Updates:[/b][/U]
As I found out today, she got [B]herpes[/B] from one of those guys she slept with. (Note that this shit went down a few weeks ago)
Also found out today - the tail she wanted me to wear was also a vibrating butt plug with the tail glued on the end. She wanted me to use it :barf:
Another update from today - She apparently stole my spare house key the last time she was over before I left. She's been sneaking into my house constantly while I was away, and she still has the spare key.
[B]Edit:[/B]
She gave the key back. I sanitized it in fear of a violent herpes outbreak.
[highlight]And for the ignorant morons who think I wouldn't fuck her because she was a furry, that's not it. I wouldn't fuck her because she slept with [I]several[/I] other men while I was away, and the furry thing threw me off guard. I'm sorry I have morals and standards. If that makes me dumb so be it :colbert:[/highlight]
And, because there's a bunch of shit heads who can't skim through the pages of this thread, the reason we didn't have sex in that 6 month period of dating was because she said she "wasn't ready". Now obviously this was a lie, because she cheated on me with [B]5[/B] other guys in the course of a month (found this out today) but it doesn't really matter any more now does it?
[quote]But no, of course that wasn't it. She also had a pair she wanted me to wear. And as if that wasn't enough, the first words out of her mouth (she didn't even say welcome home) were "Yiff me" Yes. She actually wanted me to dress up like a fox and "Yiff" her.[/quote]
Unless she wanted you to bark at the moon while wearing a fursuit, I don't see the problem.
And you didn't do it? What the fuck is wrong with you?
wat
Shoulda done it anyway.
Fuck, what? I hate furries but god I'd be one just for that night and then never mention it again, you should've done-diddly-un-done-yiffed.
diddly.
[quote=superhoboman;24266201]she barked at me when she left[/quote]
lol.
p.s. actually, i'll be honest. I found that really, really hot.
You handled that like a Pro. Most of FP would set her on fire.
Ewww
[QUOTE=Tools;24266213]Not furry, just catgirl.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure foxes aren't cats, and even if they are it all goes out the window when both partners are wearing accessories. Good job reading the whole thing, by the way :downs:
If this happened to me I'd be more upset about her sleeping around than being furry.
OP is a closet homosexual.
[QUOTE=scout1;24266246]I'm pretty sure foxes aren't cats, and even if they are it all goes out the window when both partners are wearing accessories. Good job reading the whole thing, by the way :downs:[/QUOTE]
Why thank you, scout1 whose usually wearing a furry avatar himself making this extremely ironic to find you in this topic.
That is fucked up.
[QUOTE=Yahnich;24266268]What the fuck, it wasn't a fursuit, you should've railed her and then dumped her.[/QUOTE]
This is pretty true.
Dissapointed in you, OP. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Rasrap Smurf;24266259]If this happened to me I'd be more upset about her sleeping around than being furry.[/QUOTE]
To be brutally honest, this.
Was she hot?
If yes, you should have sexed her.
Fuck man. I'd be depressed that I even touched that shit.
If she really knew you she'd know bringing along two sets of fox tairs and ears would be a [B]terrible[/B] idea.
[QUOTE=scout1;24266279]This is pretty true.
Dissapointed in you, OP. :colbert:[/QUOTE]
I wasn't going to put on a god damn tail and ears and fuck someone that was going to bark and purr at me the whole time I'm sorry :colbert:
fox
Dude, don't throw away a relationship over something as silly as that. Also, a girl is a girl. FUCK THEM.
[QUOTE=AustinM;24266222]wat[/QUOTE]
your avatar fits the post well
[QUOTE=kevlar jens;24266294]Was she hot?
If yes, you should have sexed her.[/QUOTE]
The fox tail and ears made her less hot. And the fact that she slept with at least 3 other people also made her less hot. I didn't want an STD thanks.
I wonder if the fox tail she wanted OP to wear was also a buttplug. That might explain something.
You dick.
I would have fucker her, she sounds like a wild ride.
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This was before he edited the OP people.
[QUOTE=SuperHoboMan;24266301]I wasn't going to put on a god damn tail and ears and fuck someone that was going to bark and purr at me the whole time I'm sorry :colbert:[/QUOTE]
How dare you have standards this is facepunch :colbert:
[QUOTE=Rasrap Smurf;24266259]If this happened to me I'd be more upset about her sleeping around than being furry.[/QUOTE]
No. Just no.
I think you should have stabbed her.
[QUOTE=scout1;24266343]How dare you have standards this is facepunch :colbert:[/QUOTE]
No that was real life, this is Facepunch :colbert:
You fucked up
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