Gabe Newell Attempts Approaching Girls

[Pasalaqcua]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rgs2W9fB17Q[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ov4m0F_sF6s[/media]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TX9UOK3cReI[/media]

Warning: Awkward as fuck.

[Rzor]

That's not Gabe

[Shustriyvich]

Someone get this man better social skills and a weight loss plan

[écuyerq]

thats clearly patton oswalt

[Heftymadbobby]

Love the rags he's wearing

[Typhoonx10]

I can't watch, it hurts!

[Nicklan]

This is sad

[Tetsmega]

I cringed so hard on how awkward it is.

[gokuman4594]

Pedo-status.

[mr hobo]

So awkward....

[HybridTheroy]

these are hilarious

[n0cturni]

i cant jelly my cock down your throat

[dirty_ape]

Seriously, what the fuck am I watching? This has to be intentionally funny. It just has to be. I can't believe a guy would be this clueless.

[bourgogne]

If that were the actual Gabe Newell, the women would be literally attached to his beard like magnets

[lotusking]

chris-chan v2

[MedicmanV500]

oh my god, why. the awkwardness, it was so painful. It jumped through the monitor somehow and hurt me. I don't know. I can't even describe... what.

[Taepodong-2]

Oh god even I would be less awkward than that.

[FuzzyPoop]

I'm scared to click start, the awkwardness is irradiating from the previews.

[monkey11]

Something about him reminds me of Jay Leno.

[Zoran]

I cringed.

[MedicmanV500]

[QUOTE=Glitch360;35638510]Someone get this man better social skills and a weight loss plan[/QUOTE]

and some better clothes too. he's got no swag and no game and he's a fat dirty shit

[666]

[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-SlSlU27nM1Y/TWGzZCJ_m0I/AAAAAAAAAjQ/ldWfGQQ91SA/s1600/gabe-newell.jpg[/img]

[Karmah]

And that was pre-beard

[Drax-Quin]

He seems to be confident enough to approach but wow does he fuck everything else up so arkwardly.

[Gook Nukem]

[QUOTE=n0cturni;35640063]i cant jelly my cock down your throat[/QUOTE]
i can teach you how for only 5€

[supertribute]

Not as bad as how rocco botte does it.

[video=youtube;ZO0zMYuw3F0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO0zMYuw3F0[/video]

[theLazyLion]

[QUOTE=supertribute;35657949]Not as bad as how rocco botte does it.

[video=youtube;ZO0zMYuw3F0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZO0zMYuw3F0[/video][/QUOTE]

Oh man, right when he started cursing towards the end I think was the first time I ever spat my drink out at my monitor laughing.

[Venezuelan]

Description says it's a parody of some show where dudes pick up girls

[Hidole555]

[QUOTE=Venezuelan;35662430]Description says it's a parody of some show where dudes pick up girls[/QUOTE]

Oh. Awkwardness levels slowly dropping...