Jury told off for laughing during trial of man accused of sex acts with cow and sheep
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[QUOTE]Sniggering could be heard during the trial of Paul Lovell, who allegedly tried to have sex with a sheep near the Premier League side’s state-of-the-art facility in Enfield, north London, on September 4.
The 61-year-old has been charged with outraging public decency, including ‘fellatio with a cow’.
‘I well understand that there are aspects of it [this case] that are unusual and amusing,’ Judge James Patrick told Wood Green crown court.
‘If you do find the case particularly funny, if you can try to get over your laughter over lunch that would be great.’
[B]"[/B]Judge tells jury off for laughing as they hear how a man tried to bugger a sheep after he could not get a cow to felate him.—
(@CourtNewsUK) [URL="https://twitter.com/CourtNewsUK/status/428171580447809536?_escaped_fragment_=/CourtNewsUK/status/428171580447809536#!/CourtNewsUK/status/428171580447809536"]January 28, 2014[/URL]
A couple who were enjoying a picnic 250 yards away from the alleged incident told police they saw Lovell ‘laying on the floor, taking his shorts off’ before committing the sexual acts.
Prosecutor Robert Hutchinson told the court: ‘In this case the defendant with his penis tried to put it into or up next to, as if to put it into, the mouth of a cow.
‘And he repeated this more than once with different cows.
‘He did not successfully penetrate the mouth of a cow with his penis and he then moved to another part of the field and tried his luck with some sheep.
‘The witnesses saw him trying to encourage – using gestures- the sheep towards his groin area and say that he was basically trying to entice them to lick or suck on his genitals.’
[B]"[/B]Court erupts in laughter after judge accidentally suggested a witness demonstrate what a sheep botherer did to unfortunate animals [URL="https://twitter.com/search?q=%23Enfield"]#Enfield[/URL]— (@CourtNewsUK) [URL="https://twitter.com/CourtNewsUK/status/428180352801443840?_escaped_fragment_=/CourtNewsUK/status/428180352801443840#!/CourtNewsUK/status/428180352801443840"]January 28, 2014[/URL]
Laughter erupted in court again after the judge unwittingly suggested a witness demonstrate what Lovell was doing to the sheep.
The judge later reassured the witness: ‘You will be glad we don’t have a sheep in court.’
Lovell denies one charge of trying to commit sexual acts with animals in a public place.
The trial continues.[/QUOTE]
[URL="http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/28/paul-lovell-man-committed-sex-acts-with-sheep-and-cow-by-tottenham-hotspur-training-ground-4280247/"]http://metro.co.uk/2014/01/28/paul-lovell-man-committed-sex-acts-with-sheep-and-cow-by-tottenham-hotspur-training-ground-4280247/[/URL]
Who wouldn't laugh hearing about somebody poking a sheep up the bum?
Clearly the jury was well chosen for this case. The guy would be in trouble for his not guilty plea if they found it gravely serious.
Wooly fuck
Jeez, [i]don't have a cow[/i].
[QUOTE]The 61-year-old has been charged with outraging public decency, including ‘fellatio with a cow’.[/QUOTE]
I don't blame them, the amount of milk related jokes that can be made with this is infinite.
did he try to fuck the sheep near a cliff so it would push back?
Damn it I was hoping the guy was Welsh but he's some Londoner. Way to ruin my expectations.
[QUOTE=zerglingv2;43708368]did he try to fuck the sheep near a cliff so it would push back?[/QUOTE]
Facepunch's resident sheep fucking expert everyone.
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;43708726]Damn it I was hoping the guy was Welsh but he's some Londoner. Way to ruin my expectations.[/QUOTE]
I think Thanks, Smokey! is still relevant.
It's been a while since it's been appropriate to post in a news thread here.
Plus it's always good to reflect on the origins of my avatar.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNMq8XS4LhE[/media]
Personally, I'd be too busy staring in disbelief at whoever was responsible for trying that sort of thing out.
[QUOTE=anis;43708810]Facepunch's resident sheep fucking expert everyone.[/QUOTE]
You're god damn right
Why would anyone do this to an animal. Bestiality is animal cruelty.
Plus , I don't think anyone can hold off their laughter in this kind of scenario.
But just a query. If a man tried to fuck a bull/male cattle, is it considered homosexual or bestiality?
[QUOTE=BCell;43723149]Why would anyone do this to an animal. Bestiality is animal cruelty.
Plus , I don't think anyone can hold off their laughter in this kind of scenario.
But just a query. If a man tried to fuck a bull/male cattle, is it considered homosexual or bestiality?[/QUOTE]
Both, but bestiality is the more significant action. Sort of like how paedophiles work.
[QUOTE=BCell;43723149]Why would anyone do this to an animal. Bestiality is animal cruelty.
Plus , I don't think anyone can hold off their laughter in this kind of scenario.
But just a query. If a man tried to fuck a bull/male cattle, is it considered homosexual or bestiality?[/QUOTE]
If he loved the animal not just wanted to have sex to it it's Zoophilia. If it's simply a sexual fetish for doing things with animals it's Bestiality. I do believe they simply just refer to it as Sodomy/Bestiality/Perverting Nature here.
[QUOTE=Elstumpo;43723187]Both, but bestiality is the more significant action. Sort of like how paedophiles work.[/QUOTE]
Fun fact: In UK law bestiality is ranked as a more serious offence than paedophilia.
Like child porn starts as Level 1 image (up to Level 4 I think) with bestiality being a Level 5
[editline]30th January 2014[/editline]
Found the list, here you go.
[QUOTE]Level one: Images of erotic posing, with no sexual activity;
Level two: Non-penetrative sexual activities between children, or solo masturbation by a child;
Level three: Non-penetrative sexual activity between adults and children;
Level four: Penetrative sexual activity involving a child or children, or both children and adults;
Level five: Sadism or involving the penetration of, or by, an animal.[/QUOTE]
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Like child porn starts as Level 1 image (up to Level 4 I think) with bestiality being a Level 5
[editline]30th January 2014[/editline]
Found the list, here you go.[/QUOTE]
Is this the British version of DEFCON?
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Actually, turns out that's only for stuff involving children, not all porn in general
Was this in Wales ?
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[QUOTE=kaze4159;43723423]Is this the British version of DEFCON?
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Actually, turns out that's only for stuff involving children, not all porn in general[/QUOTE]
Only stuff involving children, or an animal.
There is a separate scale for snuff/bdsm/torture/etc but I can't find it.
Goddamm furries
[QUOTE=BCell;43723149]Why would anyone do this to an animal. Bestiality is animal cruelty.
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whats so cruel about wanting a cow to suck your nob?
[QUOTE=tr00per7;43725348]whats so cruel about wanting a cow to suck your nob?[/QUOTE]
yeah for all we know it would suck your nob and take a bite of the nutritious meal placed in its mouth. (this creates horrid images in my head) Then the guy could sue the cow for sexual abuse
[QUOTE=tr00per7;43725348]whats so cruel about wanting a cow to suck your nob?[/QUOTE]
It's considered cruel by many because they say that animals have no ability consent and/or do not understand what is happening to them.
Despite the fact that unless they're restrained they can move away, kick, bite or perform many other sights of discomfort. Or that certain animals will even initiate sex such as Dolphins or Bonobos.
(p.s. lets not start this debate again, it went on for like 5 pages last time.)
Besides, train an animal to be sexual with people and it's likely to end up put down for its behavior
[QUOTE=ViralHatred;43723511]Only stuff involving children, or an animal.
There is a separate scale for snuff/bdsm/torture/etc but I can't find it.[/QUOTE]
I might be misunderstanding this, but since every other category of that "Porn DEFCON" thing has to do with children, I imagine that number five is referring to forcing children into sex with animals, and not just sex with animals in general.
[QUOTE=Big Dumb American;43729266]I might be misunderstanding this, but since every other category of that "Porn DEFCON" thing has to do with children, I imagine that number five is referring to forcing children into sex with animals, and not just sex with animals in general.[/QUOTE]
It is primarily, but it's also used as the general classification for rating sentences when images relating to bestiality are found in general. Since there is no other classification system for them.
[quote]Sniggering could be heard during the trial of Paul Lovell[/quote]
[i]Sniggering[/i]
What an odd word. I thought it was snickering?
[QUOTE=bull04;43730319][i]Sniggering[/i]
What an odd word. I thought it was snickering?[/QUOTE]
No, that is a misspelling and or an Americanism.
Also another report on this case [url]http://www.courtnewsuk.co.uk/?news_id=35715[/url]
(Thanks to this article and the included tweets from that site I have found out that someone accused of hacking voice mails likes lesbian porn, lots of it. Everyone should read this site its great)
[QUOTE=bull04;43730319][I]Sniggering[/I]
What an odd word. I thought it was snickering?
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You fool!
You can't snigger on facep-
[B](user was automatically banned for 7 days for saying "nigger")[/B]
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