I tricked my friend into believing that I was an FBI agent.

[Zemog]

A while back, in fourth, fifth or maybe even as late as sixth grade I had a really gullible "friend." At some point me and another friend made a bet. I think the year was 2004 or something.
I bet that if I could convince Tobias (The gullible friends name) that I was an undercover secret FBI agent, my other friend (P.K) would give me some pokèmon cards.

It wasn't really a serious bet, but I tried anyway. I invited him over and knowing him I'd made a little setup. I "dropped" a wallet with my ID (Which I'd made in mspaint.) and I quickly picked it up. I told him it was nothing. Then he asked me what it was and begged me to tell him for like 10 minutes. Then I told him; "Ok, I'll tell you if you [I][B]PROMISE[/B][/I] not to tell anyone).
I made him "promise promise" and "promise promise promise" that he wouldn't tell anyone, then I told him I was an FBI agent.
At first he didn't believe me. My response was "Fine, if that's what you want to believe".

Again, this prank relied heavily on Tobias' personality. As expected he kept saying "Prove it!"

Finally, I picked up a laser pen which my mom used to remove freckles and told him it was a special gadget. He believed me, the James Bond fan he was. I also showed him a picture of a satellite image and something that looked like def-con pasted into word that I'd found on google.

He was in idiot-awe.
I also told him that P.K. was aware of it, so the next day he went and asked P.K. questions. P.K. almost cracked up, but stayed relatively serious throughout the conversation.
When we laughed about it later we decided to take it to the next level;
We convinced him that:
A) I was almost suspended from the FBI because I drove a jet too low over Chicago.
B) P.K. was also an agent, and he'd shot people and driven through Casino's whilst shooting.

We kept the prank going and told him that he'd be met by FBI for recruitment the [B]34[/B]th of October, 2007. After about a month we told him the terrible "truth" - that his father worked for the rivaling NSA.
After we'd thought about it a while we decided to tell him the [I]actual[/I] truth, since we were afraid what would happen father/son wise.

He never spoke to us again.

If 1 in 4 people are retarded... well, Tobias must be a rare 1 in 1000. Looking back at it I feel a little bad about it but I can't help but smile when thinking about it.

He was a kind person though, even if he was an idiot.

[I][B]tl;dr:

[/B][/I]I told my "friend" I was FBI, convinced him I was FBI and he believed me. Then we tricked him even more. He was an idiot.

[PyneApple]

Pokemon cards? Really?

[Bean-O]

Was this an April Fool's prank or just out of the blue?

[VikCreamCake]

I lol'd.

[BloodYScar]

[QUOTE=Zemog;20631328]
[I][B]tl;dr:

[/B][/I]I told my [b]friend[/b] I was FBI, convinced him I was FBI and he believed me. Then we tricked him even more. He was an [b]idiot[/b].[/QUOTE]

good way of talking about your friends.

[Pj The Dj]

[QUOTE=Zemog;20631328]A while back, in fourth, fifth or maybe even as late as sixth grade I had a really gullible "friend." At some point me and another friend made a bet. I think the year was 2004 or something.[/QUOTE]

So you were 6 then?

[Xyzzy]

I know a kid similar to this. We convinced him that Greenland wasn't actually a country.

[Zemog]

[QUOTE=SuperLoz;20631352]Pokemon cards? Really?[/QUOTE]

We were like 11 years old or something, what did you do when you were 11?

[QUOTE=Bean-O;20631353]Was this an April Fool's prank or just out of the blue?[/QUOTE]

Out of the blue.

[quote]good way of talking about your friends.[/quote]

More like "I am totally your friend" not really my friend person.

[quote]So you were 6 then?[/quote]

I was 6 in 1st grade, not 6th.

[Shader]

From this story i don't think he was your friend including the last word

[notgeogzm]

isn't 6th grade the grade with all the 11-13 year olds in it

sorry my bad gringo i no leev in usa

edit: bad readings please

[werner]

[QUOTE=lockdown6;20631391]what are you talking about I was 3 years old when I was in college[/QUOTE]

You have been repeating class ?

[Zemog]

[QUOTE=geogzm;20631416]isn't 6th grade the grade with all the 11-13 year olds in it

sorry my bad gringo i no leev in usa

edit: bad readings please[/QUOTE]

Yep. Which makes it worse.

[TheOnlyHunter]

Yes to the above poster.

[Lewdis]

I call my friends idiots all the time get over it guys

[TheOnlyHunter]

[QUOTE=Zemog;20631424]Yep. Which makes it worse.[/QUOTE]

u r stoopid

[Pteradactyl]

[QUOTE=BloodYScar;20631363]good way of talking about your friends.[/QUOTE]

You can't be friends without making fun of each other.

[leontodd]

What cards did you get?

[HolyCrapDudeXD]

Ha, cool. Quite inspiring I must say. May try something like this soon...

[ketchup]

I kept picturing Tobias Funke every time you wrote Tobias.

[Zemog]

[QUOTE=ketchup;20631616]I kept picturing Tobias Funke every time you wrote Tobias.[/QUOTE]

Picture a gorilla who's kinda bald.

[PIKACHIU]

[QUOTE=Zemog;20631641]Picture a gorilla who's kinda bald.[/QUOTE]

[IMG]http://www.virginmedia.com/images/britney_bald-431x300.jpg[/IMG]

[TheOnlyHunter]

hurr huur u r funie

[Zemog]

[QUOTE=PIKACHIU;20631764][IMG]http://www.virginmedia.com/images/britney_bald-431x300.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

Surprisingly close.

[Trogdon]

poor tobias :(

[Mako]

Wich pokemon cards?

[Zemog]

If only I could remember.

*Sniff*

Disappearing memories.

[Soderholm]

[QUOTE=Xyzzy;20631372]I know a kid similar to this. We convinced him that Greenland wasn't actually a country.[/QUOTE]

It isn't, It's denmark :v:
Well it is but still not, know what I'm sayin'?

[Super_Poo]

Fuck yea, Pokemon cards

[Conro101]

Poor guy. But he does sound like an idiot.

[Dying potato]

We demand t know what pokemoncards it was!