It was 2am in the morning, and after a long night drinking, I decided to head home to forget my troubles. As I walked into the front door, I felt a liquid roll down my balding forehead. Piss.
Someone was up on the third floor pissing out their fucking window. My clothes were stinking of piss. It took me by surprise, I'm rather ashamed to say I shouted rather boldly (no pun intended) "WHAT THE FUCK?!".
To this the little fucker looked out of his window with his fucking ugly face, and grinned before taking his puny dick out of view.
I'm reporting this to the people who own the apartment, so that that fucker and his family can be thrown out.
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