• Cabin in the Woods: The Virgin and Stoner survive; God destroys Earth; The Chick from Alien is the c
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[img]http://i.imgur.com/STiBH.jpg[/img][img]http://facepunch.com/threads/1170281[/img] Coming out April 13th. Who's excited for this? I can't wait, to be honest! I'm a HUGE Joss Whedon fan. Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog is one of my favorite webseries. And I heard there's crazy plot twists! Can't wait!! For those of you know "in the know" about what this movie is, here's a quick blurb about the movie: [B]Basically a bunch of kids take a road trip into a cabin in the woods. It starts out like thousands of other horror films do with exact remakes of creepy gas stations and the abandoned cabin by the lake. But the twist is that those kids are vacationing in a remote area that is controlled by a Truman Show like group that uses a force field (the one seen in the trailer) to confine the kids going camping into not being able to leave. The guys who operator the force field can send minions and demons and creatures to try to kill the kids. So it looks like a cross between a horror film and Hostel or the Running Man. But it turns out that the twists are not over yet. The kids aren't there for some sick twisted psychos to kill them as part of some elaborate show. It's really a yearly ritual where kids are lured into a remote area and killed in a ritualistic fashion to appease the gods. It seems that every year the gods demand tribute, and if they don't get it, they will destroy the world. The gods demand tribute in the form of a live horror movie....complete with horror movie characters killing the kids. I'm not even making this up. Eventually the kids find the television studio style setup where they were being watched from and they try to fight back. But by then it's too late and the gods are angry. The script ended with an unnamed god reaching his gigantic white arm from underneath the ground and crushing the cabin and then proceeding to climb out from earth presumably to end the world. The movie ends there.[/B]
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