Sup DD, back from my week long ban and boy do I have a couple of stories to spill.
Alright so I couldn't celebrate my b-day on jan 23 so my friends decided to smoke me out on an ounce the day before, I hate to be payed for and shit so I payed for everyone's food, wraps, gas. We started smoking at 1pm and finished at 12:00.
Now that you know the background story I can tell you the good shit.
We went to a show where a couple of friends would be rapping, thought it would be super chill to get baked and head there. We did. Smoked a few blunts hopped on the train and arrived in Stapleton. The most ghetto fucking place on my island. We hopped off the train and we were getting eyed down by these black dudes that were just yelling and hopping in and out of ally ways, TOTALLY fucking with us. Of course us being totally ripped we were fucking scared. We didn't want to walk anymore and being total bitches. So yeah no going to the ghetto at night while super high and having a shit load of weed on me.
Fun isn't over yet gentlemen. We leave the show an hour in because the performances were super fucking lame just a bunch of fucking guidos spilling bullshit. Of course there were some good acts, but we left when the shittyness began. We started smoking and finished at 12:00 am. YAY hit my b-day high as fuck, all fun, good shit. So we were all totally run down from the marathon we pulled and decided to drop peeps off and head home. I have one friend (joe) left in the car and were heading to his place. Were both totally fucking smarked off our dimensions and listening to jazz on the radio FULL BLAST! Good times right?
Fucking wrong. Me driving whilst stoned is really good I drive waaaay better stoned than sober, my friends even agree they feel safer with me stoned, problem is I can never get to where I'm going without making a gigantic fucking detour. So I miss joe's house by like 5 blocks, and I decided to pull over and just listen to some tuneage while checking out my car for any loose weed or trash so my mom doesn't notice. After checking everything it seemed totally clean, maybe a fragrance of mellow mango blunt wrap, but who gives a shit, it doesn't wreak of weed. I enter my driver's seat and a receipt falls from my car, I don't give a fuck and begin to close my door and begin to put it in gear. After putting my car in drive my fucking window is being knocked. I was jumpy I thought someone wanted to jack my car. I roll down my window. It's a fucking cop. 20 minutes into my b-day and I get stopped by the cops.
Guy at the window was yelling at me for about almost driving off and I was saying sorry didn't see you were a cop. Mind you they didn't have their lights on or a siren. It was undercover vehicle. The guy put his flashlight on me and it made me squint out of nowhere he's like are you smoking weed? I went off on him saying hey man you haven't said what you pulled me over for and you put the light in my eye. His partner calls back up. Partner comes by saying that I look like I had a long day and stuff. Told em I did I was celebrating all night. The initial guy says get out of the car. FUUUUUUUUUUUCk. Joe is like holy fuck. I ask him if I'm dreaming (jokingly) and cop takes it like I'm doing meth or some shit. I'm scared as fuck for being question by the fuzz , and I know my car is clean, they don't. They finally say they pulled me over cause I threw something out of my car. I explain to them it was a receipt from earlier in the day when we ate Chinese at the mall. The older cop seemed like he knew what he was doing. The others were fucking rookies and gung ho, putting their hands on their pistol acting like tough shit. They ask if they can look in my car I say sure. They did found my eye drops, and lighter. They say this shows I was def smoking. I fire back saying that I smoke cigarettes (eww), and that I use eye drops cause I have chronic dry eye and I have a prescription. They were left with trying to scare us and being a little forceful but we held our ground and stayed calm. I think they felt bad for searching my car and scaring the shit out of us so they let us off with a warning about the littering. Good thing too that summons would cost like 60 bucks. The end
TL;DR Stay calm, fuck the police, always clean up.
Btw sorry had my pc fucked up and couldn't finish it, it opened the thread before finishing. I would never leave my dd hanging.
[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;19848957]Sup DD, back from my week long ban and boy do I have a couple of stories to spill.
Alright so I couldn't celebrate my b-day on jan 23 so my friends decided to smoke me out on an ounce the day before, I hate to be payed for and shit so I payed for everyone's food, wraps, gas. We started smoking at 1pm and finished at 12:00.[/QUOTE]
what does this story have to do with being scared or paranoid?
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I smoked 2 cones, but since I had seriously low tolerance then and I am seriously lightweight, I was absolutely smarked.
That night I was home alone and it was garbage night, it was pretty dark outside but I had to take the garbage out.
I rolled out the bins to the front while I was really scared, I had no idea what I was scared about, probably because I was alone, but I was pretty scared.
One time I smoke a lot of shit and was all "whoa dude", ended up sucking my friend's dick. Was all, gay dude n shit. fuckin' sucked, but it was awesome dude.
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[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;19848957]Sup DD, back from my week long ban and boy do I have a couple of stories to spill.
Alright so I couldn't celebrate my b-day on jan 23 so my friends decided to smoke me out on an ounce the day before, I hate to be payed for and shit so I payed for everyone's food, wraps, gas. We started smoking at 1pm and finished at 12:00.[/QUOTE]
Where is the scary paranoia?
the last time i smoked i was at my window, looking out and listening to music through my giant headphones which make it impossible to hear anything else
but then i thought i heard a banging and felt vibrations - i thought that just behind me someone was screaming and trying to smash my door down for whatever reason, but i couldnt be sure because the headphones made it difficult to tell
i slowly turned around and took them off, hoping that it wouldn't continue when i took the headphones off, i was pretty fucking scared
when i took them off needless to say there was no banging, so i thought about it for a second then just put my headphones back on and continued smoking
[QUOTE=ryno5660;19850843]the last time i smoked i was at my window, looking out and listening to music through my giant headphones which make it impossible to hear anything else
but then i thought i heard a banging and felt vibrations - i thought that just behind me someone was screaming and trying to smash my door down for whatever reason, but i couldnt be sure because the headphones made it difficult to tell
i slowly turned around and took them off, hoping that it wouldn't continue when i took the headphones off, i was pretty fucking scared
when i took them off needless to say there was no banging, so i thought about it for a second then just put my headphones back on and continued smoking[/QUOTE]
Yeah it happens a lot to myself too, I have really good headphones and sometimes the sounds are just like real sounds and some song tend to make me wonder if sounds are really coming from them.
if you gotta run, run from hope.
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;19853183]if you gotta run, run from hope.[/QUOTE]
i know i'll never be lonely, i've got songs in my blood
i'm carrying all the love of an orchestra
Noah brothers <3
Was behind a garbage dumpster when all the sudden the mother fuckin po-po come out of nowhere, being all like "Stand the fuck still, y'all", with me holding my bong and my friend got his hand puttin the weed in the bowl.
Was kinda sketchy, cos I didn't know what to expect, since this was my first time running into da po-lice. But after they told me they were just gonna give me a warning, I just couldn't take them seriously anymore lol
lol dumb bitch cop, one of the smart male cops searched me and put my weed on the hood of his car, stacked in between my wallet and my phone. dumb bitch cop took mah phone weed and wallet and gave it to me lol.
but when they put me in da copper car, dumb betch cop searched me saying "I'm gonna search you's before you's be getting in [u][i]MY[/u][/i] car!" and then she found my weed and was all like "oh so now you's got more drugs eh?" but I was like "no lol thats the same stuff haha", but she just told me to get in the car.
Shits not funny anymore, because next time they'll actually do something.
i hopped into the shower after a bowl and it was pretty much one of the most bizarre experiences ever. trying to keep yourself standing in the shower takes so much effort, it felt like I ran a couple miles after that shower. i was afraid i was gonna fall down and smash my head on something
[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;19854922]i hopped into the shower after a bowl and it was pretty much one of the most bizarre experiences ever. trying to keep yourself standing in the shower takes so much effort, it felt like I ran a couple miles after that shower. i was afraid i was gonna fall down and smash my head on something[/QUOTE]
my shower makes music when I'm high. sounds like an amazonian jungle tribal dance beat or something.
[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;19854922]i hopped into the shower after a bowl and it was pretty much one of the most bizarre experiences ever. trying to keep yourself standing in the shower takes so much effort, it felt like I ran a couple miles after that shower. i was afraid i was gonna fall down and smash my head on something[/QUOTE]
Taking showers while on pot is something I really enjoy. I don't feel like I will fall or anything and standing is not hard. Maybe you just cranked up the temperature too hot and were overheating.
[QUOTE=vachon644;19854996]Taking showers while on pot is something I really enjoy. I don't feel like I will fall or anything and standing is not hard. Maybe you just cranked up the temperature too hot and were overheating.[/QUOTE]
yeah i do take really hot showers, and it was one of my first times so it was quite a badly mixed cocktail. it was pretty surreal though it felt like i was in the shower but my mind was floating off into nothingness.
Last Friday I accidentally left my eyedrops at home on my bed when I was out at my mates house smoking and had been there the night before.
Freaked out about it for about 15 minutes, then calmed down and decided that I can just say I get sore eyes in Summer.
or you could just say you were smoking weed.
It's winter, how stoned are you?
Or are you a criminal?
i don't use eyedrops myself, i can blag being high if someone make a surprise visit or whatever, the eyes would be a giveaway but i don't make much eye contact
One time me and my friends were behind quickstop, near these apartments smoking a blunt and talking shit about the school police cop, mind you we were ditching class. We were saying shit like I wish someone gave him laxative donuts and shit, when guess who pulls up, a cop. we run through the fucking apartments, i'm holding the blunt, we get to this stairway thing and just post it there I put out the blunt and put it in my pocket. Didn't get caught but through all the confusion they forgot about the half blunt I had and I pulled it out later to their suprise.
I have other stories but this is probably the most interesting.
One time it was 3am and we were all tipsy driving around tryin to find something to do, so we pulled into a supermarket parking lot and start packing a bowl. (we're the only car in the entire lot except a truck).
Literally 2 seconds after we start the bowl, i see an undercover car roll in. I get all panicky and start telling everyone to roll down their shit and spark up some cigarettes while the ghost car just sits directly beside us with his light shining on us.
For 2-3 minutes we just sat there wondering what was going on, and when he was gonna come over and say something to us, when finally he approaches my window and asks "What are you guys doing out this late?"
"Uh... tryin to find something to do officer"
"Oh i see... Say have you guys seen any black males running around this parking lot?"
"Huh? Black male? Don't believe we have..."
"Oh alright then, we just got a call about a black male who was messing around with the equipment out here" (we're near the outskirt of the city, there's lots of machinery around)
anyways, at the end of the convo, he drives away and leaves us there to finish our bowl. it was pretty skurry
[QUOTE=Sleepy Head;19854922]i hopped into the shower after a bowl and it was pretty much one of the most bizarre experiences ever. trying to keep yourself standing in the shower takes so much effort, it felt like I ran a couple miles after that shower. i was afraid i was gonna fall down and smash my head on something[/QUOTE]
All the steam and stuff makes it hard to breathe... I learned this lesson the hard way. Someone else here on DD actually told me that. Having sex while high and in the shower = amazing.
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Anyway yeah. I've never been scared or paranoid. Can't get the fear, mane.
I were just lighting up a spliff with two friends, i took two tokes and heard that car was approaching me from behind,
i quickly looked and who else than cops. I extinguished [I](don't know the right word in english for extinguising cigarette)[/I] spliff by fastly pushing it two times on my belt and hid it in my sleeve.
Cops drove into our side and left like 3 meter space so they could see us and started watching what the hell we were doing.
I sneakily threw the spliff off my sleeve to snow, and took a cig from my pocket and lighted it up.
Then we just turned around and started walking, cops stepped out of the car and started following us slowly.
We turned in corner and when they couldn't see us we ran like hell.
I tried to keep it calm even though i was almost going to panic like hell, i don't want a criminal record from any kind of drug because won't get job so easily then.
Usually in English we say we "put out" a cigarette.
And you shouldn't throw the joint away. Eat it for Christ's sake.
I mix tobacco with my weed :p
You shouldn't roll with tobacco thats a waste for Christ's sake.
i roll with tobacco...helps it burn right. i don't see how it's a waste
I neither see how it's waste if i am hitting it from spliff, i think that some of it goes to waste if you don't mix with tobacco.
Also helps it burn, so i don't need to light it up after every toke.
I roll with all weed, but I can see why someone might like tobacco. I just don't smoke it, myself.
[QUOTE=^0mKTank;19862338]You shouldn't roll with tobacco thats a waste for Christ's sake.[/QUOTE]
If anything, it's less of a waste...
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