Intimate Gadgets: Deal Extreme for your cock (or vagina)

[Luuper]

[url]http://www.intimategadgets.com/[/url]

So, you have all heard by now about deal extreme, the supplier of cheap Chinese electronics among many other things, well, the site's proprietors have decided that it would be best to move their most intimate of gadgets to another, separate site.

I present to you, Facepunch

[img]http://www.intimategadgets.com/media/images/logo.gif[/img]

So, this site seems pretty normal, right? Standard penis looking dildos and such, but oh no.

[img]http://www1.dealextreme.com/productimages/sku_41662_1.jpg[/img]

Yes, that is a dildo modeled after a black man kissing his enormous cock

Moving on to bigger and weirder things, we find ourselves in the butt plug category, among the standard black plastic ass corks, we find this.

[img]http://www1.dealextreme.com/productimages/sku_40345_1.jpg[/img]

If you desire to get your butthole filled while looking like a Piñata, this is your site

Moving on to something even weirder, we have this odd thing.

[img]http://www1.dealextreme.com/productimages/sku_42764_1.jpg[/img]

It says "What dreams are made of." This is the perfect uhh sex thing for you if your dreams consist of a naked, feminine han solo amputee encased in plastic carbonite.

:v:

[img]http://www1.dealextreme.com/productimages/sku_30992_1.jpg[/img]

This is fucking great, I want my cock in a sleeve in my elephant underwear so when I get hard the elephants trunk rises up

In the category of vibrators, there are usualy little pink things, not in the case of China.

[img]http://www1.dealextreme.com/productimages/sku_36190_1.jpg[/img]

PIP PIP CHEERIO

[B]OUR HERO LUUPER APPROACHES THE DEEPEST LEVEL OF MASS PRODUCED SEX HELL[/B]

:siren:MASS PRODUCED ANIME SEX DOLL:siren:

[img]http://www1.dealextreme.com/productimages/sku_40557_1.jpg[/img]

[B]CONCLUSION[/B]

If you want to put mass produced sex toys that are probably filled to the brim with carcinogens on your penis. This is the Site for you

[url]http://www.intimategadgets.com/[/url]

[PN_Redux]

Oh wow...

[counterpo0]

I like the elephant penis panties.

[editline]8:51AM[/editline]

Im not gay

[Tetsmega]

:wtc:

[ss1234]

They sell fantasy eggs!

[PN_Redux]

[QUOTE=counterpo0;24769900]I like the elephant penis panties.[/QUOTE]

Lol yeah I thought that was clever

[Upgrade123]

I want the elephant underwear.

[editline]09:25PM[/editline]

now

[pudt duck]

this one is the best
[url]http://www.bettersex.com/vibrators/clitoral-vibrator/sp-i-rub-my-duckie-1404.aspx[/url]

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=pudt duck;24770718]this one is the best
[url]http://www.bettersex.com/vibrators/clitoral-vibrator/sp-i-rub-my-duckie-1404.aspx[/url][/QUOTE]

[quote]Relax and enjoy a full body massage or use his beak and tail to invigorate pleasure points.[/quote]

i wanna fuck a duck now

[phill977]

[img_thumb]http://www1.dealextreme.com/productimages/sku_41662_1.jpg[/img_thumb]
Yes.
Because I want to stick a mans head up my ass.

[pudt duck]

[QUOTE=thisispain;24770791]i wanna fuck a duck now[/QUOTE]

i wish more people thought like you

[-GTFMiika-]

I would wear the elephant boner knickers if I had a penis. :buddy:

[Pythagoras]

[QUOTE=phill977;24770903][img_thumb]http://www1.dealextreme.com/productimages/sku_41662_1.jpg[/img_thumb]
Yes.
Because I want to stick a mans head up my ass.[/QUOTE]

No you obviously don't understand the man is supposed to stimulate your clitoris.

God learn2dildo.

I just know I'm going to regret posting this tomorrow.

[AgentM]

Personally, I prefer Fascinations for all my.. intimate items.

My boyfriend got me this for my birthday :frog:

[url]http://shop.funlove.com/store/product/158855/LITTLE-BO-PEEP-SET-MD/[/url]

[Doomish]

[url]http://www.intimategadgets.com/product/compact-body-massager-disguised-as-lipstick-1aaa[/url]

Oh sweet, a disguise-able body massager, complete with case and... Random... Anime girl?

ok then

[editline]12:07AM[/editline]

[url]http://www.intimategadgets.com/product/8-mode-vibration-strength-red-lover-body-massager--2-aaa-37413[/url]

Nothing like having a wriggly caterpillar stuffed directly up your vagina.

[Nerdrage]

[QUOTE=Pythagoras;24771111]
god, learn2dildo.
[/QUOTE]

Quote of the week.

[lapsus_]

[QUOTE=Upgrade123;24770641]I want the elephant underwear.

[editline]09:25PM[/editline]

now[/QUOTE]

so do i :O

[GarrettFox]

[QUOTE=AgentM;24771178]Personally, I prefer Fascinations for all my.. intimate items.

My boyfriend got me this for my birthday :frog:

[url]http://shop.funlove.com/store/product/158855/LITTLE-BO-PEEP-SET-MD/[/url][/QUOTE]

...I feel like that is less of a present for you and more of a present for him.

[The Advisor]

[QUOTE=Luuper;24769845]

[img_thumb]http://www1.dealextreme.com/productimages/sku_36190_1.jpg[/img_thumb]

PIP PIP CHEERIO.[/QUOTE]

:blush:

[ifaux]

[QUOTE=Luuper;24769845]
[img_thumb]http://www1.dealextreme.com/productimages/sku_36190_1.jpg[/img_thumb]

PIP PIP CHEERIO

[/QUOTE]

bahahaha this is hilarious

[sir whoopsalot]

[QUOTE=AgentM;24771178]Personally, I prefer Fascinations for all my.. intimate items.

My boyfriend got me this for my birthday :frog:

[url]http://shop.funlove.com/store/product/158855/LITTLE-BO-PEEP-SET-MD/[/url][/QUOTE]

That was probably meant for HIS enjoyment, not your per se.