[b]So the farmer goes to the bank and asks for some money to buy a bull. He wants the bull to increase his stock by serving his cows. So the banker says yeah sure sounds great, and gives him the money. The next week, the banker stopped by his farm to see how the bull was. The farmer said all he does is sits there and does nothing. The banker suggests he calls a vet.
So he calls a vet, and the vet comes. The following week, the banker shows up to again to see if the vet helped. The farmer says his stock has doubled and the bull even served his neighbours cows. The banker says wow, what did the vet do? The farmer says he gave it some pills. I don't know what they do but they taste like peppermint.[/b]
Ha? If it's viagra, I'm sorry I don't know what it tastes like. But even if it is viagra, what happened that was so funny? He took a pill? That's not even funny. Btw, I heard this on the radio.
The farmer fucks cows or something
Viagra jokes are supposed to be funny. Hoo hoo.
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*reads*
:regd09:
It means he took the cows pills
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Who eats cow pills [i]*Looks at front page and sees The Oify*[/i]. Oh right
I don't know what they do but they taste like peppermint.
he took them and fucked the cows himself?
Sounds to me like it's just a really unfunny and failed joke.
[QUOTE=Dan2593;16222486]It means he took the cows pills
[editline]07:12PM[/editline]
And he liked them[/QUOTE]
But... that's not funny.
He ate the bull viagra.
The farmer fucked the cows.
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Why would he know what the cows pills taste like?
The farmer says his stock has doubled and the bull even served his neighbours cows.
This means he didn't fuck the cows
[QUOTE=Maxx;16222511]The farmer fucked the cows.
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That's getting fucking annoying now and it's not even slightly funny.
If he didn't know what they did, how is there evidence of him even fucking a bull?
dumb joke imo
This isn't a joke.
It's a fucking riddle.
and no one really knows the answer.
[QUOTE=Doozle;16222633]This isn't a joke.
It's a fucking riddle.
and no one really knows the answer.[/QUOTE]
People were laughing as hard as they could possibly be laughing on the radio.
Maybe they were just being nice... It's a mailed in joke.
Are you sure you heard it properly then?
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16222526]That's getting fucking annoying now and it's not even slightly funny.[/QUOTE]
Yeah.
I was wondering why suddenly, seemingly overnight, everyone started posting pictures of Austin Powers. Is there a reason or is it just... well, random?
[QUOTE=Xelatomis;16222716]People were laughing as hard as they could possibly be laughing on the radio.
Maybe they were just being nice... It's a mailed in joke.[/QUOTE]
"I don't know why, but they taste like peppermint!"
"BAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16222526]That's getting fucking annoying now and it's not even slightly funny.[/QUOTE]
I find it entertaining when its used in news puns.
But maybe that's just because I like news puns.
:ohdear:
I think it means the Bull took the pills and then somehow the farmer got a taste... Maybe the bull forced him to suck it's huge dick?
[QUOTE=Plasticnoob;16222526]That's getting fucking annoying now and it's not even slightly funny.[/QUOTE]
Your avatar just backed you up
OH i get it! I didn't laugh though 12 year old humor sucks
He took bull viagra. Thats how he knows what it tastes like.
The joke is he took enough Viagra to turn his penis into a fucking rocket
The farmer fucked the cows.
peppermint candy obviously
[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;16222485]:munch:
*reads*
:regd09:[/QUOTE]
I didn't laugh at the joke, but I laughed pretty hard at this.
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[QUOTE=Maxx;16222511]The farmer fucked the cows.
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Hahaha if this becomes an FP running joke I will cum.
[QUOTE=DarkWolf2;16222485]:munch:
*reads*
:regd09:[/QUOTE]
So reading this turned you into a dog?
[QUOTE=Sasoreh;16222735]Yeah.
I was wondering why suddenly, seemingly overnight, everyone started posting pictures of Austin Powers. Is there a reason or is it just... well, random?[/QUOTE]
It's like how in Austin Powers he makes puns. ie "He'll never get ahead in life" or "He'll never be the head of a major corporation" when Dr. Evils henchman got his head eaten.
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