Hey facepunch, I've been doing a school report on karl marx, and he's a pretty cool guy
did you know he
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[*]Got in a duel when he started at Bonn U? His dad freaked out and sent him to berlin. Kinda like the fresh prince
[*]liked gambling and drinking for a while?
[*]had a catholic father who converted from judaism? yea, karl marx was a jew!
[*]Could play the banjo with his penis?
[*]Was expelled from germany AND france?
[*]Couldn't grow toenails?
[*]Would have completely disagreed with Stalin, Lenin, AND Trotsky? He was all for direct democracy over fascism!
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So as you can see, karl marx was a hardcore motherfucker, and invented red and yellow
[B]KARL MARX WAS NOT JOSEPH STALIN. STOP CONFUSING THE TWO[/B]
Wow did Will Smith really get sent to Berlin??
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ALso this dude, Jew and Berlin, did he live during WW2?
[QUOTE=piranhamatt2;21431587]Wow did Will Smith really get sent to Berlin??
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ALso this dude, Jew and Berlin, did he live during WW2?[/QUOTE]
No he died before WW1
edit: But jews were still treated unfairly by the government in germany, which is why his dad converted
[QUOTE]Could play the banjo with his penis?
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:ohdear:
Marx is hardcore.
Who is Karl Marx?
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A philosopher, political economist, historian, political theorist, sociologist, communist, and revolutionary.
Holy shit.
I wonder how different communism would be under his control.
founder of communism
[QUOTE=Kougar;21431625]Who is Karl Marx?
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A philosopher, political economist, historian, political theorist, sociologist, communist, and revolutionary.
Holy shit.[/QUOTE]
not to mention mass murderer.
He was the biggest killer of the 20th century
He ideas were used in the 20th century
Nevermind, that was stalin
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But they all got the idea from Marx
[QUOTE=The mouse;21431676]He was the biggest killer of the 20th century[/QUOTE]
He died before the 20th century
[QUOTE=Insulator;21431693]Nevermind, that was stalin
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But they all got the idea from Marx[/QUOTE]
Stalin would have used another system to carry out his agenda.
It was all a façade :tinfoil:
[QUOTE=Insulator;21431693]Nevermind, that was stalin
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But they all got the idea from Marx[/QUOTE]
Incoming shitstorm
Karl Marx was not like stalin AT ALL, or even Lenin for that matter. Karl marx believed in democracy, and liberty for everyone. Stalin didn't.
Value, Price and Profit
Read it.
You guys are all thinking of stalin
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21431760]Incoming shitstorm
Karl Marx was not like stalin AT ALL, or even Lenin for that matter. Karl marx believed in democracy, and liberty for everyone. Stalin didn't.[/QUOTE]
yes of course because liberty means nobody is allowed to pursue private profit? Karl Marx was an idiot
Capitalism is where it's at. :colbert:
[QUOTE=Earthen;21431798]yes of course because liberty means nobody is allowed to pursue private profit? Karl Marx was an idiot[/QUOTE]
You have social liberty but fiscally you don't.
also stop being greedy.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21431811]You have social liberty but fiscally you don't.
also stop being greedy.[/QUOTE]
I'd rather have both AKA capitalism
How am I greedy? People who work for their money deserve that money, if you own a company you've done a lot more work to get to that position than just a simple worker
Karl Marx ==/== Joseph Stalin
[QUOTE=Earthen;21431834]I'd rather have both AKA capitalism
How am I greedy? People who work for their money deserve that money, if you own a company you've done a lot more work to get to that position than just a simple worker[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=Insulator;21431672]not to mention mass murderer.[/QUOTE]
Stay in school kids :eng101:
[QUOTE=Earthen;21431834]I'd rather have both AKA capitalism
How am I greedy? People who work for their money deserve that money, if you own a company you've done a lot more work to get to that position than just a simple worker[/QUOTE]
It's a shame capitalism often fails at that arrangement :frown:
[QUOTE=Eudoxia;21431972]lol ayn rand[/QUOTE]
I have fountainhead and atlas shrugged sitting right here on my shelf. I had just started to read it when my ultra-conservative stepdad (Who ironically voted Obama) came in and said "That's a great book"
I immediately put it down.
[QUOTE=ProboardslolV2;21432050]I have fountainhead and atlas shrugged sitting right here on my shelf. I had just started to read it when my ultra-conservative stepdad (Who ironically voted Obama) came in and said "That's a great book"
I immediately put it down.[/QUOTE]
You won't get past the four-hour-long speech, even if you try.
Fun fact: Ayn Rand encouraged her followers to smoke because she said the studies saying smoking caused cancer were communist lies. Bitch was hardcore.
[QUOTE=Eudoxia;21432071]You won't get past the four-hour-long speech, even if you try.
Fun fact: Ayn Rand encouraged her followers to smoke because she said the studies saying smoking caused cancer were communist lies. Bitch was hardcore.[/QUOTE]
I should've known about her trickery when i played bioshock
Marx was a badass.
I support this OP.
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