My Epic Fetish! - General - Facepunch Forum

Okay, this is kind of rough to start, because it embarrasses me a lot, but I just want to get this over with, once and for all. I have this rather awesome, but strange fetish, I like to call it the aqua fetish, and as the name suggest, I like thinking of fucking tiny ass fish/other things that live under water. Now before you judge me, I'll tell you a story, when I was a kid, I grew up in a house, by myself mostly all the time, It was just me, and my goldfish, named misses bubbles. I liked her a lot, I told him all my problems, and she just listened, the best friend a young teenager could possibly have. Now as I said, I was a teenager, and my hormones were doing all sorts of shit to my body, mind, and penis. One day when my mom and dad where fighting, I ran in my room, and locked the door. When I was inside, I looked over at my fish, it was almost as if he was smiling at me. This made me very happy, but when I looked down, my penis was extra hard, I had no clue, and to be honest, I was scared to death. I didn't know what to do, if my mom or dad came in, which they would've done soon, they would have saw me with the boner, and gave me "the talk" and I wasn't ready for that, so I was really really, REALLY, panicking about this, because I could hear there footsteps outside my door, I, for some god forsaken reason, thought that the cold water in my fishes tank would make the boner go away, so I stuck my dick in it. I listened, I couldn't hear my parents footsteps anymore, I got very lucky! But when I looked down, I saw Misses Bubbles trying to eat on my penis, and it grew about 3 times in size, by then, I knew I was fucked. I didn't know why it was hard, I didn't know what the word fetish meant, and what it could cause if I kept doing it. Then all of a sudden, my doorknob twisted, and my parents opened my door, and unfortunately, they saw my dick in the fish tank. It was about the size or a hot dog, and they saw the fish nibbling on it. They both dropped what they were holding (I forgot what, sorry) I ran out of the room as fast as I could, and right out the front door, I was hiding in the bushes, because I was still fully naked. Then all of a sudden, my really nice neighbor lady got out of her house, and she saw me, she said, "It looks like you need pants." She was right, I did, so I walked in her house. She had some mens pants (Her son went in the military, so she had no use for them) I put it on, and she offered me hot coco, she was awesome =) I went in her bathroom to piss, I was really torn up. But I looked over in the other room, and she had a fish aquarium, and about a 3 dozen guppies. I was seriously losing my fucking mind, and again, my dick was hard as a rock, and about 10 inches long again. I slowly walked over to the fish, unzipped the pants, and plunged my dick into the water, and all the guppies started nibbling on it, I yelped, pretty damn loud, and the lady walked in to see if everything was alright, and it wasn't, there was white cream ALL over the wall. I managed to jump out the window before she could see me. I knew by then, I was an outcast to the whole fucking world. I ran and ran until I got to my friends house, he was home alone. I asked him if I could come in, then I immediately asked him if he had any goldfish, he said no, and I was so fucking relived. I walked in, and I looked around, and sat down, I asked him if his mom could not call mine, they agreed. At night, I had to go to the bathroom, so I got up, and walked down the hallway, and I looked and saw in his moms room, there were fish. Not just any fish, a fucking huge eel. I imagined all the fapping I could do with that baby! But then I thought of the consequences, my mind told me to not do it, but my dick already decided, it was pointing straight at the fucking tank, almost as if the tank was a magnet. I ran back out in the living room, and I said, "What the hell Blake, you said you didn't have fish!" And he replied "You asked if we had any goldfish, which we don't, but we have this awesome eel, wanna see him? I'm sure my mom wont mind, it's not that late." At this moment, I jsut screamed, ran in her room, and grabbed the eel, and wrapped his body around my dick. I was so fucking hard, I didn't know which way was right, and I almost passed out it felt so fucking good. I was on the ground, rolling around with the eel wrapped around my crotch. And Blake (My friend) Saw this, and he said, "Dude, what the fuck are you doing? Are you fucking insane?" All I said back was, "It's pleasuring me" and he puked all over his moms bed, by now, she was awake, and almost threw up herself. I threw the eel back at them, and ran faster then I ever ran in my entire fucking life. I finally knew, there is no way to get out of this shit when I'm this deep, so I decided to go talk to my grandpa on the farm, he understood EVERYTHING I said. I went there, it was about 1:00am, and I told him what happened, and he had the most shocked face that I've ever seen him have. To my surprise, he said he understood. I was so confused, I thought I was the only one with this fetish, but he explained to me, he used to have this fetish thingy with horses, and every time his papa left the barn, he would have his way with the horses. I finally didn't feel so outcasted , and I asked my grandpa if I could live with him, and never talk to my parents again, and he agreed quit fast. Now here I am, about 5 years later, and writing this, I hope that you people won't make fun of me too bad, as I still feel very embarrassed that I'm even talking about this. One last note, if you have this fetish, PLEASE tell me, and we shall form a group! Have a wonderful day (or night, depending where you live) And no matter what you believe, this IS a true story. [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Dumb thread" - Greeman))[/highlight]

Nice to know

write a TL;DR and also this is a weird fetish

I... I don't... GUPPIES? Talk to Kanye, he knows a thing or two about this fetish.

[QUOTE=Domamin;24703586]Nice to know[/QUOTE] Thank you, I feel I've been to shy about this, and now I just want end it all. Unfortunately I still feel the urge, and I cannot stop it!

I read the first 3 sentences and COULD NOT, stop laughing.

[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;24703596]I... I don't... GUPPIES? Talk to Kanye, he knows a thing or two about this fetish.[/QUOTE] Well, something about little fish just made it even bigger, don't ask me. Thanks for your suggestion! [editline]12:03AM[/editline] [QUOTE=mzathemind;24703608]I read the first 3 sentensed and COULD NOT, stop laughing.[/QUOTE] This can be misinterpreted as humor, but it is all very real, and tragic.

I can't believe you fucked the eel IN FRONT OF 2 or possibly 3 people what the fuck is you problem.

Good read.

[QUOTE=mzathemind;24703629]I can't believe you fucked the eel IN FRONT OF 2 or possibly 3 people what the fuck is you problem.[/QUOTE] I don't know, and to be fair, I don't want to find out.

I can bet no one in this whole forum wants to fuck tiny fish.

[QUOTE=mzathemind;24703650]I can bet no one in this whole forum wants to fuck tiny fish.[/QUOTE] Probably not. But I need to find out if I'm the only one!

We shall call you FlSH. [sp]HQRSE[/sp]

[QUOTE=mzathemind;24703650]I can bet no one in this whole forum wants to fuck tiny fish.[/QUOTE] ..

I googled to see if your story was in the news... and found ladies squeezing eels out of their cooters.

I'm not sure... Its just, something about this whole story seems fishy.

[quote=mzathemind;24703666]i googled to see if your story was in the news... And found ladies squeezing eels out of their cooters.[/quote] link please!!!!!

So your parents caught you with your dick in a fishtank, then you ran to your neighbors house who consoled you, fed you, and clothed you, then you fucked her fish, then you ran to your grandfather's house. He consoled you and he said he liked fucking horses. So you stayed with him and never saw your parents again. Totally believable - If it is true though you've got one hilarious fetish.

Finding Nemo must have been the greatest porno ever in your eyes.

[QUOTE=Port;24703678]So your parents caught you with your dick in a fishtank, then you ran to your neighbors house who consoled you, fed you, and clothed you, then you fucked her fish, then you ran to your grandfather's house. He consoled you and he said he liked fucking horses. So you stayed with him and never saw your parents again. Totally believable - If it is true though you've got one hilarious fetish.[/QUOTE] You forgot about him running to his friends house and fucking his eel.

I laugh at anyone who thinks this is true. Funny read, but it was pretty obvious that it was BS when you said you stuck your dick in your neighbor's fishtank as well.

Fish taste good.

[QUOTE=Aperture fan;24703690]You forgot about him running to his friends house and fucking his eel.[/QUOTE] My bad.

[QUOTE=Halflifefan84;24703676]link please!!!!![/QUOTE] I should have seen this coming... Google search boy masturbates eel. It's like the third link safe search off.

I find this too hard to believe.

WTFamireading.jpg Sounds like something from fan-fiction friday

[QUOTE=mzathemind;24703710]I should have seen this coming... Google search boy masturbates eel. It's like the third link safe search off.[/QUOTE] Thank you!

So, technically....You have a [i]fetfish[/i] .

[QUOTE=gamefreek76;24703715]I find this too hard to believe.[/QUOTE] Sorry then [editline]12:12AM[/editline] [QUOTE=BANNED USER;24703683]Finding Nemo must have been the greatest porno ever in your eyes.[/QUOTE] Sadly, I haven't watched it, what is it about?

What did I just read?