I dunno if anyone remembers this guy, he was selling a wetsuit (now has a website about it)
[URL]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1070785[/URL][URL="http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1070785?highlight="]
[/URL]This guy doesn't really beat it but still funny nontheless. His wife cheated on him and used this satnav to find his house, so now her husband is selling it.
[URL]http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=180726587776#ht_3938wt_1238[/URL]
[QUOTE]I bought this for the back-stabbing harlot, some four or five years ago, before she met Nigel with the Little Penis, and it cost me over £400...
As bless her cheating little heart, she gets lost driving out of the street...perhaps without this she would never have found the way to Nigels door, nor perhaps his stain riddled bed...
Her infidelity was discovered when I took her car for an MOT, and while waiting, I was tinkering with the Sat Nav and noticed that all her recent journeys had all been to Nigel's...
So, like any normal human, I reprogrammed Nigel's address to one in a town far far away...[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE]Q: Your lucky really, my wife left me and took the lot except her hemaroid cream. Im going to ebay that. Might get enough for four cans and a bag of crisps. Good luck on the sale dude. 23-Sep-11
A: A four pack and a bag of crisps is better than nothing... count youself lucky... it could always be worse... much worse...
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Bought it
women are fucking shit.
Oh wow.
This fellow is a good man, why would his wife cheat on him with Nigel with the Little Penis?
Why do we hear of women getting more than the man more often then not?
She blames him for her cheating?
i would flip my shit if she said that too me.
[quote]This was my wife's, may her knicker draw be infested with the fleas of a thousand Camels...[/quote]
wat?
I would buy it if it told me how to get to Nigel's house.
It has depreciated in value
[QUOTE=toaster468;32470846]wat?[/QUOTE]
Cameltoe.
[QUOTE=toaster468;32470846]wat?[/QUOTE]
Hey, I'm sure no-one likes an itchy vag. That's why we have all those retarded Vagisil ads.
[QUOTE=thewhitz;32470804]women are fucking shit.[/QUOTE]
Sounds like you never had one.
Man needs to move on.
[QUOTE=SCopE5000;32471091]Man needs to move on.[/QUOTE]
And this is his way to do it.
You got nothing to say.
It was his wife. Not his GF. HUGE difference, like that he bet half his stuff that they'd love each other forever.
[QUOTE=Zakkin;32471539]It was his wife. Not his GF. HUGE difference, like that he bet half his stuff that they'd love each other forever.[/QUOTE]
Who said GF?
[QUOTE=Bytecry;32470841]She blames him for her cheating?
i would flip my shit if she said that too me.[/QUOTE]I hear that from so many women. Even my mom pulled that shit on my dad when they divorced.
"He made me cheat on him".
How does that work? A husband grabs another mans penis and jams it into her cunt like those goo toys that make that fart noise when you shove your hand in the cup?
[QUOTE=Shiftyze;32471826]I hear that from so many women. Even my mom pulled that shit on my dad when they divorced.
"He made me cheat on him".
How does that work? A husband grabs another mans penis and jams it into her cunt like those goo toys that make that fart noise when you shove your hand in the cup?[/QUOTE]
Neurotic wrecks trying to convince themselves that their fuckup wasn't their fault
Kinda reminds me of that 'You suck at Photoshop' thing on youtube when he sells his wedding ring on Ebay.
Who bid 10 million pounds for this thing?
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;32473115]Neurotic wrecks trying to convince themselves that their fuckup wasn't their fault[/QUOTE]
Or just trying to rid themselves of any guilt or blame, failing miserably.
[QUOTE=Archonos 2;32478603]Who bid 10 million pounds for this thing?[/QUOTE]
It has gone down to 800k....
[QUOTE=Bytecry;32470841]She blames him for her cheating?
i would flip my shit if she said that too me.[/QUOTE]
I've had that used on me once before.
At first they're being completely dishonest with you.
Then they act hurt when you don't trust them.
And then they act like it's all your fault that it happened.
Makes you fucking furious.
cool another ebay auction that will get removed
This'll be hilarious of she only went to Nigel's house to buy this guy an anniversary present or something and she and Nigel had a long time setting it up so that's why she went to Nigel's alot.
[QUOTE=turkeysandvich;32487657]This'll be hilarious of she only went to Nigel's house to buy this guy an anniversary present or something and she and Nigel had a long time setting it up so that's why she went to Nigel's alot.[/QUOTE]
Hilarious, but oh so depressing.
Maybe then he'll get drunk, throw himself off a bridge and land on his party's bouncy castle and survive?
That would actually be pretty awesome.
Why not change the satellite navigation route into the hubby's bed?
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