• Teens carrying bag with apparent fetus in Victoria's Secret arrested
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[quote]NEW YORK (AP) -- New York City police say two teenage girls suspected of shoplifting who were found to be carrying an apparent fetus have been arrested.[/quote] [url]http://hosted.ap.org/dynamic/stories/U/US_TEENAGE_GIRLS_HUMAN_REMAINS?SITE=AP&SECTION=HOME&TEMPLATE=DEFAULT&CTIME=2013-10-17-20-51-16[/url]
"Police say one of the girls told police she gave birth a day earlier but didn't know what to do with the remains." ok i guess i'll just stick this dead baby in my purse then
Shoplifting mission status: Aborted.
I guess you could say they didn't have a Plan B.
Man Victoria has quite the secret.
[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;42559989]Shoplifting mission status: Aborted.[/QUOTE] Comment of the year.
[QUOTE=Bradyns;42560306]Comment of the year.[/QUOTE] you already gave me pun of the year tho :(
Imagine the reaction of the guy that first searched the purse and found it. Poor bastard.
I was waiting to see dead baby jokes posted.
Also, will the fetus be charged as an accomplice?
[QUOTE=Bradyns;42560306]Comment of the year.[/QUOTE] It'll be a tossup between this one and the transnigger one we had on LMAO pics.
[QUOTE=meatwad253;42560683]I was waiting to see dead baby jokes posted.[/QUOTE] You didn't have to wait, the jokes were never going to be dead on arrival.
The perfect camouflage to hide their misdeeds. No one is going to look twice at a girl carrying a dead baby!
fetus is such a morbid word whenever I hear it
Why would you be carrying around a fetus. You fucking bury those things. Or at least eat them.
So I'm guessing she had a miscarriage? You don't give birth to a fetus. This article is worded poorly.
[QUOTE=Eva-1337;42561874]Why would you be carrying around a fetus. You fucking bury those things. [/QUOTE] Maybe she wanted to test whether babies are really bouncy?
[QUOTE=Rockeiro123;42560721]It'll be a tossup between this one and the transnigger one we had on LMAO pics.[/QUOTE] WHAT. I need to see this.
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