• BREAKING: The "Delivery Man" crowned Teeniest Tiniest Penis in all of Brooklyn.
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[QUOTE]Yesterday, Kings County Bar hosted its first ever “Brooklyn’s Smallest Penis Pageant” in honor of the underappreciated tiny peen. It was made clear from the beginning by the event’s host, Chicken Bitches, that the reason we were all there was not to make fun of these brave men’s small dicks, but to celebrate them. For nearly three hours, starting at 3pm, the packed bar cheered on the six (Later five after the French guy dropped out) contestants through eveningwear, swimwear, and talent portions of the competition.[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/Screen-Shot-2013-07-21-at-12.09.44-PM-585x438.png[/IMG] He makes his victory speech. [IMG]http://deathandtaxesmag.wpengine.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/07/IMG_4321.jpg[/img] He gets a magnifying glass held over his penis for extra viewage. [editline]21st July 2013[/editline] SOURCE: [url]http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/202454/exclusive-brooklyns-smallest-penis-pageant/[/url]
i love staring at small dicks for 3 hours
Well, how small was it?!
He can do a delivery for me any day of the week.
[QUOTE=mac338;41543536]Well, how small was it?![/QUOTE] i wonder if inverted ones count
Seriously I just came into this article to hear the size of the penis. [editline]21st July 2013[/editline] If there is no size then this entire thread is pointless.
Kind of sucks knowing you really don't have any control on the size of your penis.
Sounds like he's pretty bad at his job.
[quote]In this case it rewards them with $200.00, a crown and scepter, and a little extra attention from the ladies.[/quote] Worth it.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;41543644]Worth it.[/QUOTE] little attention for a little man
They served a drink called the "Penis Colada" and didn't call it a "Penis Alotta." Must have never seen the gay Powerthirst video.
where are the pics
I feel bad for the man with the second smallest penis in Brooklyn.
[QUOTE=CrimsonChin;41543844]I feel bad for the man with the second smallest penis in Brooklyn.[/QUOTE] Everyone knows he has a small dick and he doesn't get a crown or prize
[QUOTE=Blazyd;41543861]Everyone knows he has a small dick and he doesn't get a crown or prize[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=CrimsonChin;41543844]I feel bad for the man with the second smallest penis in Brooklyn.[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.smbc-comics.com/comics/20110606.gif[/img]
I cannot state how important it is for me to know the size of this man's penis.
[QUOTE=CrimsonChin;41543844]I feel bad for the man with the second smallest penis in Brooklyn.[/QUOTE] I bet the guy who won for smallest penis looked at the guy in second place and said "Haha, you can't beat me".
[QUOTE=cecilbdemodded;41544526]I bet the guy who won for smallest penis looked at the guy in second place and said "Haha, you can't beat me".[/QUOTE] I get it!
What happens if he goes in the water? Does it just shrivel up and die?
[QUOTE=The_J_Hat;41544570]What happens if he goes in the water? Does it just shrivel up and die?[/QUOTE] it becomes the worlds smallest vagina
I feel sorry for the guy who had to measure it.
What is dignity?
Whats the crown and scepter worth? Besides dignity?
Chicken Bitches?
did they measure it erect???
The current world record for the smallest adult penis was roughly 1cm or 0.38-9 inches so I assume that this guy is pretty close to that. and yes I did google for worlds smallest penis
[QUOTE=Shadaez;41546036]did they measure it erect???[/QUOTE] that's the only accurate way to measure penis size
great job!
ANY PICS
[QUOTE=Bobsters34;41546219]ANY PICS[/QUOTE] [url=https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=micropenis&safe=off&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ei=Dm7sUYLsH8bJ0QXLtIGYDg&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAQ&biw=1920&bih=958]Knock yourself out.[/url]
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