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[QUOTE]A virus known to attack green algae in lakes and rivers can also infect human brains -- and it’s making dummies out of us. The virus, called ATCV-1, can impair cognitive activity, learning and memory, essentially making a person who has the virus less intelligent, researchers in the U.S. [url=http://www.pnas.org/content/111/45/16106.abstract]have found.[/url] Scientists said this is the first time the virus has been observed in people. [/QUOTE]
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The secret of American politicians revealed.
Fuck! I swim in a lake at least one time every summer.
A virus that makes us too stupid to look for it, very clever
Wow so you really can catch stupid
who the hell still swims in lakes
we have more important matters at hand like ebola got dangit
Momma says stupid is as stupid does
[QUOTE=Map in a box;46464958]we have more important matters at hand like ebola got dangit[/QUOTE]
How would we take care of ebola if this makes us stupid
[QUOTE=SexualShark;46464949]who the hell still swims in lakes[/QUOTE]
Poor white people in the South.
Also probably anyone who isn't a horrible shut-in who enjoys swimming. Thankfully I am a horrible shut-in.
[QUOTE=Map in a box;46464958]we have more important matters at hand like ebola got dangit[/QUOTE]
Ebola is Africa's problem, not ours, and it should stay that way or then it becomes our problem!
[QUOTE=Map in a box;46464958]we have more important matters at hand like ebola got dangit[/QUOTE]
yes because we should totally focus 100% of the worlds entire funds on only ebola the disease that can't even infect many places outside of Africa at all
Brain-eating parasites, IQ shrinking viruses.
I'm just never going into a lake or river again.
[QUOTE=Grimhound;46464995]Poor white people in the South.
Also probably anyone who isn't a horrible shut-in who enjoys swimming. Thankfully I am a horrible shut-in.[/QUOTE]
As a middle class white person in the north, I can say I still swim in lakes.
Mostly because there is one in my backyard.
[QUOTE=SexualShark;46464949]who the hell still swims in lakes[/QUOTE]
You've never went camping beside a lake? Huge lakes are so much fun to swim in.
[QUOTE=SexualShark;46464949]who the hell still swims in lakes[/QUOTE]
the same type of people that drink tap water and wear jeans two days in a row
shocking i know
[QUOTE=.Isak.;46465139]the same type of people that drink tap water and [B]wear jeans two days in a row[/B]
shocking i know[/QUOTE]
Wtf you can only wear one piece of clothing once per day after that it has to be cleaned, Jesus Christ it's obviously that sickening lack of hygiene that caused ebola in the first place.
[QUOTE=SexualShark;46464949]who the hell still swims in lakes[/QUOTE]
Is this a serious question?
I don't think I know a single person who DOESN'T swim in lakes.
Viruses are really nasty shit, but at the same time really fascinating.
It's like someone constructed those little fuckers just to fuck with anything that's alive.
Is this only in certain parts of the world or is it pretty much everywhere?
[QUOTE=Period;46465103]You've never went camping beside a lake? Huge lakes are so much fun to swim in.[/QUOTE]
Yeah but fish pee, shit, and jizz in there.
[QUOTE=Satane;46465174]snipo[/QUOTE]
you don't use a brita tap filter to put your water into your brita pitcher so you can be safe from rare mind-eating viruses?
i know i only go swimming if i have my biohazard suit and oxygen tank on hand
[editline]11th November 2014[/editline]
oh you snipped this is awkward
[QUOTE=Period;46465103]You've never went camping beside a lake? Huge lakes are so much fun to swim in.[/QUOTE]
ive never really swam in a lake or a river. probably because i am hella scared of alligators.
Somebody, somewhere out there is looking for a way to weaponize this.
Could you imagine what would happen if we airdropped to ISIS a hundred baskets full of hotcross buns with this virus in them?
[QUOTE=SexualShark;46464949]who the hell still swims in lakes[/QUOTE]
people, lol
[QUOTE=Renegade Master;46464885]Wow so you really can catch stupid[/QUOTE]
Sandy was wrong.
No one swims in ponds/lakes in Florida due to the 'gators.
I thought it was common knowledge that you shouldn't be swimming in lakes and ponds (any stagnant water) because of beaver fever, dengue and all sorts of other shit.
[QUOTE=Zero-Point;46465192]Yeah but fish pee, shit, and jizz in there.[/QUOTE]
People do that in bath houses aswell.
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