Hello people of Facepunch, I created this thread to prepare the unprepared and help you people survive the inevitable: a zombie invasion with the potential to wipe out humanity. Ask me a question that is related to zombies, and i'll answer it. If I don't have an answer (which will not happen often), you can discuss amonst yourselves. Got it? Post away!
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I'm gonna barricade myself in my basement with a bottle of whiskey. Drink so much that if I don't wake up then I hope my next life is better than this.
What do you have against zombies?
[QUOTE=Bledrix;32224737]I'm gonna barricade myself in my basement with a bottle of whiskey. Drink so much that if I don't wake up then I hope my next life is better than this.[/QUOTE]
Well you're going to need [I]waaaaaaaayyyyyyyyy[/I] more whiskey than that.
[editline]10th September 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Leeroythezombie;32224755]What do you have against zombies?[/QUOTE]
Zombies eat people, nuff said.
Pancakes or waffles [img]http://imgkk.com/i/wvl3.png[/img]
[QUOTE=fishyfish777;32224820]Pancakes or waffles [img]http://imgkk.com/i/wvl3.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh god, not more trolls. Dude, get out of here, no offence.
I am going to go out, and just kill as many of those fuckers as I can.
[QUOTE=TheSporeGA;32224861]I am going to go out, and just kill as many of those fuckers as I can.[/QUOTE]
Well you'll need a plan first. I recommend reading [I]The Zombie Survival Guide[/I].
[QUOTE=pyroman15;32224860]Oh god, not more trolls. Dude, get out of here, no offence.[/QUOTE]
I was asking a legitimate question about surviving in the zombie apocalypse [img]http://imgkk.com/i/o5gq.png[/img]
You are raiding a grocery store and you notice that most of the food is well past its expiration date except some pancakes and waffles which have been beautifully preserved. However, you can only carry one of them back to camp because night is approaching and you cannot afford to lose time carrying both pallets of food. So, Pancakes or Waffles [img]http://imgkk.com/i/wvl3.png[/img]
[QUOTE=fishyfish777;32224952]I was asking a legitimate question about surviving in the zombie apocalypse [img]http://imgkk.com/i/o5gq.png[/img]
You are raiding a grocery store and you notice that most of the food is well past its expiration date except some pancakes and waffles which have been beautifully preserved [img]http://imgkk.com/i/o5gq.png[/img] However, you can only carry one of them back to camp because night is approaching and you cannot afford to lose time carrying both pallets of food [img]http://imgkk.com/i/o5gq.png[/img] So, Pancakes or Waffles [img]http://imgkk.com/i/wvl3.png[/img][/QUOTE]
Alright then, pancakes.
this thread is shite
[QUOTE=Wealth + Taste;32224997]this thread is shite[/QUOTE]
Well that's your opinion, and if you don't like it, leave.
[QUOTE=pyroman15;32225031]Well that's your opinion, and if you don't like it, leave.[/QUOTE]
Its everybodys opinion, you did not even try to make a decent OP
[QUOTE=IMoo;32225102]Its everybodys opinion, you did not even try to make a decent OP[/QUOTE]
Fine, how about this: if you have a plan for the zombie apocalypse, put the plan in the following template:
Actions:
Weapons:
1.
2.
3.
Base of Operations:
Notes:
Useless thread No. 1243456345
Going offline for a while, and get out of of here you haters.
Damn son he pulled the haters card! Now everyone who has an opinion that offends his sensitive, puckered little butthole is now pathetic and jealous and also lives in their parent's basements. Better watch out, losers. He works for Garry's Mod and he'll permaban you.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;32225870]Damn it Garry. Avatars are gone.
Now I can't tell the shitty blues(95%) from the good ones(5%).[/QUOTE]
Luckily, goldies still have avatars, so I can still tell the shitty golds(99.99%) from the good ones (0.01%).
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;32226041]This is a pretty fucking stupid comment.
There are a lot of Golds that make tons of quality threads and posts.[/QUOTE]
You aren't one of them.
[QUOTE=FinalHunter;32226041]This is a pretty fucking stupid comment.
There are a lot of Golds that make tons of quality threads and posts.[/QUOTE]
There are a lot of blues that make tons of quality threads and posts as well. Therefore, your comment was also pretty fucking dumb.
Do you see what you've done, Garry?
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