Alright guys. Story goes like this:
Ok, so last saturday night (Nov. 14th) my brother claimed to have diarrhea, so he stayed home instead of going to my oldest brother's house with me. Fast forward to the next night. I heard a gurgling so mighty from my stomache and intestines, i was scared. I felt it. About 30 seconds later, i was rushing to the bathroom in hopes to not unleash shitageddon in my pants. Man, it felt like i was pissing from my anus.
I knew that whatever i had, my brother gave me. Typical douche brother move, haha. Anyways, i've tried maalox, pepto bismol, equate anti-diarrheal pills. Nothing has worked. It's ranged from practically pure water and light brown, to almost soft play-doh like and ranges from light green to brown. So tell me, facepunch doctor, what might i have?
[b]tl;dr:[/b] I've had diarrhea for 4 days, no medication has really helped. What's wrong with me?
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How is this dumb? AND HOW DID THIS GET A FUNNY?
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[b][highlight]Now that i have some remedies, i suppose this thread can now become a thread where you discuss and tell your tales of shitty times and weird stories from shitty problems[/b][/highlight]
Had any other symptoms than diarrhoea?
BTW, for those rating bad spelling, we don't spell diarrhoea the same as in americaland, so go QQ more.
Just go the fucking doctor man, diarrhea can kill you from dehydration.
[QUOTE=Sgt Doom;18450380]Had any other symptoms than diarrhoea?[/QUOTE]
No other symptoms, had a mild stomache ache for the first day, nothing else.
[QUOTE= catch33]Just go to the fucking doctor man, diarrhea can kill you from dehydration[/QUOTE]
You have NO idea how much fluids i've been drinking
Also, it seems to be getting slightly better each day. Another also, i've missed monday, tuesday, wednesday, and i'm sure as hell not going today (it's thursday now, lol) of school.
I had it for 10 days straight once. I'm still alive. Don't worry about it.
But I'd go to the doctor if it goes on any longer.
[QUOTE=johncox88;18450420]I had it for 10 days straight once. I'm still alive. Don't worry about it.
But I'd go to the doctor if it goes on any longer.[/QUOTE]
Okey dokey, i was just a little worried ;)
Thanks lol. :love:
I've had worse. Try 2 weeks of diarrhea. Fucking brutal.
[QUOTE=wingless;18450426]I've had worse. Try 2 weeks of diarrhea. Fucking brutal.[/QUOTE]
I'm sorry for you man. :respek:
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On the brightside, i don't have to go to school and i can sleep all day. On the down side, i'm gonna have a [i]shit[/i]-ton of homework to do. Fuck.
I've had off and on diarrhea for like a year now. It will stay for like 2 weeks to a month and leave for a week or so then come back.
Eat Charcoal (it's a kind of medicine that hardens your shit)
[b]EDIT:[/b]
Not the fucking normal charcoal you use to BBQ. It's a black colour medicine that can be bought in the Pharmacy.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;18450445]I've had off and on diarrhea for like a year now. It will stay for like 2 weeks to a month and leave for a week or so then come back.[/QUOTE]
That sounds pretty.. [i]Shitty[/i]
[QUOTE= Physlithium]Eat Charcoal (it's a kind of medicine that hardens your shit)[/QUOTE]
You're joking... Right..?
Shit times man, I feel for you.
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;18450448]That sounds pretty.. [i]Shitty[/i][/quote]
It isn't too severe so I live pretty normal with it. I just drink lots of water and pay attention to my bowels.
[quote]You're joking... Right..?[/QUOTE]
Apparently not.
[url]http://www.health911.com/remedies/rem_diar.htm[/url]
[quote]Charcoal: Take activated charcoal or white clay to absorb toxins in the system. Actually, activated charcoal is a powerful adsorbent, which is a substance that attracts things to its surface, as opposed to absorbing them into itself. Charcoal will stop the diarrhea quickly by adsorbing the toxins that are causing the problem. NB: Activated charcoal is not for everyday use as it adsorbs important vitamins and minerals you need to be healthy. If you can't find activated charcoal, try burning a piece or two of white toast. Scrape the burned part into a cup of boiling water and drink.[/quote]
try Some Coke
I'll tell my mom to look for some of that medical charcoal stuff
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;18450512]I'll tell my mom to look for some of that medical charcoal stuff[/QUOTE]
If you need a quick fix it said you can burn toast and then put the burnt part in boiling water to drink and that would help.
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;18450512]I'll tell my mom to look for some of that medical charcoal stuff[/QUOTE]
Hope you get better.
[QUOTE=yawmwen;18450521]If you need a quick fix it said you can burn toast and then put the burnt part in boiling water to drink and that would help.[/QUOTE]
Oh.. Oh god..
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;18450552]Oh.. Oh god..[/QUOTE]
Not while it's still boiling silly.
[QUOTE= Dummkopf]Hope you get better.[/QUOTE]
:love:
[QUOTE= Atsjonas]Is it like Niagara Falls?[/QUOTE]
Not anymore, but it almost was on the first 2 days haha.
[QUOTE= yawmwen]Not while it's still boiling silly.[/QUOTE]
That must taste horrible, is what i meant.
Nature's way of cleaning the colon.
Wow that sucks DarkCybrid, I hope it isn't too serious.
Go to the doctor, jeez.
[QUOTE=DarkCybrid;18450557]That must taste horrible, is what i meant.[/QUOTE]
Then enjoy your diarrhea.
I once had diarrhea for a week straight, followed by 3 days of constipation.
Needless to say, I took happy pills for 3 months.
[QUOTE=Ninx;18450850]Go to the doctor, jeez.[/QUOTE]
I will if i still have it tomorrow (friday)
[QUOTE= mrkaki]I once had diarrhea for a week straight, followed by 3 days of constipation.
Needless to say, I took happy pills for 3 months.[/QUOTE]
What.
I saw the images box next to the thread and I was like "Oh fuck he took a picture of his shit"
I am not disappoint.
I remember when my dad came to ask me if I want to come with him to pick the diarrhea medicine.
All I did was give him a blank stare and ask ".. Are you sure?"
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