[quote]A NEW Zealand man was found dead in his seat at a movie theatre.
Police said they were treating the death as unexplained, but not suspicious, The New Zealand Herald reported.
The man's body was found at a theatre in the capital Wellington about 8.30pm (local time) last night at the conclusion of the vampire film, The Twilight Saga: Eclipse.
The man, who was described by police as a "transient" who travelled throughout the country, appeared to have attended the 6pm screening alone.
An autopsy will be carried out tomorrow to determine the cause of death.
Police said the man was found slumped forward in his chair at the conclusion of the film and that a staff member initially thought he was asleep.
A member of security checked on the man and the emergency services were called, but they were unable to revive him.
Read more: [url]http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/man-dies-during-twilight-eclipse-in-new-zealand/story-e6frfku0-1225888147224#ixzz0srKngmPq[/url][/quote]
Oh wow. What's the bet it was mental suicide? :suicide:
Rate late if you like Twilight.
I wouldn't blame the staff member for thinking he was asleep.
Didn't know Twilight films were that bad.
Looks like he got the twilight of his life
/bad joke
That's what Twilight does to people here.
You've gone too far, Twilight.
He was secretly attacked by Vampires.
[sp]the sparkles gave him a deadly heart-attack[/sp]
quick, someone make creepypasta about a scene in eclipse that causes you to see ghosts and die or some shit.
he must have died from boredom tbh
That's how bad the Twilight series is.
I'm surprised it hasn't happened before.
First they fuck up literature.
Then they fuck up film.
Now they're [I]killing people.
[/I]Fuck you Twilight.
Reminds me of that one guy who died during Avatar.
Hopefully now the government has enough evidence to ban Twilight from existing. All forms of Twilight will be purged and cleansed with fire.
It was so bad he died.
I guess you could say, he crossed into the Twilight Zone.
I'm betting that he was there riffing through the entire thing, a rabid fan overheard, and cracked his neck or something
It's like The Ring, but with [del]faggots[/del] fairies.
[QUOTE]Twighlight: [b]ECLIPSE[/b][/QUOTE]
:cawg:
I guess the film sucked the life out of him.
Australia is gonna ban Twilight next.
edit: Thats a good thing actually so I guess that wont happen.
Movie bad. It killed man.
Anyway, sucks for him. I wonder what truthfully killed him though, aside the puns about the movie being bad and such.
Well that's put me off seeing the movie completely. Not that I was going to anyway.
Sad way to go, Dying in a movie theater all alone.
[QUOTE=Nilrus;23143493]quick, someone make creepypasta about a scene in eclipse that causes you to see ghosts and die or some shit.[/QUOTE]
and this is why you dont post that shit in GD
Drama queen.
I know it's bad, but jeez.
Overreact much?
That was a terrible joke.
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