So my girlfriend comes into town, anyways after this and that (probably her sitting on my lap for too long, I didn't notice it until I got up), my balls feel like they're burning or going to explode or something.
At first I thought they had become... switched somehow but i don't think that's it. What should I try to do? I hope it'll go away in a few hours or overnight, but I'm not sure that it will. :/
Fap.
Probably blue balls.
this man who had a troubled childhood speaks the truth.
[QUOTE=Prismatex;16103754]Fap.[/QUOTE]
I don't see how that could help.
[QUOTE=Cey22;16103781]I don't see how that could help.[/QUOTE]
Ever hear of blue balls?
-lol nevermind snip-
Blue balls.
Wiki it - [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_balls[/url]
Fap.
[QUOTE=Prismatex;16103788]Ever hear of blue balls?[/QUOTE]
Ninjad :(
Ride it out, stop being a pussy.
[QUOTE=Prismatex;16103788]Ever hear of blue balls?[/QUOTE]
Actually I think you're onto something. I shall report back.
[QUOTE=Cey22;16103744]At first I thought they had become... switched somehow but i don't think that's it. [/QUOTE]
[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Testicular_torsion[/url]
probably blue balls though, if your girlfriend was involved
Blue balls. Are you twelve?
Make a thread.
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Or you can have your girl friend sit on your lap again, maybe it'll put it back to place or something.
[QUOTE=Cey22;16103818]Actually I think you're onto something. I shall report back.[/QUOTE]
If it doesn't go away after fapping, go to the ER. Testicular torsions are serious shit, if you wait a day and it turns out to actually be one, you could end up losing one of your testicles.
[QUOTE=SnakeHead;16103841]Blue balls. Are you twelve?[/QUOTE]
I'd imagine it'd be a bit worse than that for him to post here about it.
[QUOTE=Kagrenak;16103907]If it doesn't go away after fapping, go to the ER. Testicular torsions are serious shit, if you wait a day and it turns out to actually be one, you could end up losing one of your testicles.[/QUOTE]
If that happens, it will be one of those events which people make memorial avatars for
"17/1/09 - The day that guy lost a testicle"
Cut them off and drop them in your girlfriend's mouth. :j:
Fap. If that doesn't clear it up in an hour after fapping, go to ze ER.
In before Bengay.
I rubbed Bengay on them and it cleared up really fast.
[QUOTE=dirty harry;16104004]In before Bengay.[/QUOTE]
Nice one. :buddy:
what's bengay?
it only take 8 lbs to pop a testicle.
not even joking.
[QUOTE=pl0xinat0r;16104086]what's bengay?[/QUOTE]
Bengay is a cream you put on your balls and you insta orgasm [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/wink.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=thewaalsvander;16104113]it only take 8 lbs to pop a testicle.
not even joking.[/QUOTE]
You know the feeling you get when someone scratches a chalkboard?
I just got that.
rub some bengay on them
:downsrim:
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oh god don't ban me
also oh shit I just realised I'm incredibly late
strangle the life out of your girlfriend, it will soothe your ailment
[QUOTE=FPChris;16104165]Bengay is a cream you put on your balls and you insta orgasm [img]http://d2k5.com/sa_emots/wink.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
srsly?
I can't believe I had never tried bengay on them... I mean I hear about it all the time but I thought it was a joke.
Anyways it made them feel really warm and really good, then they stopped hurting. I highly recommend it.
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I can't believe I had never tried bengay on them... I mean I hear about it all the time but I thought it was a joke.
Anyways it made them feel really warm and really good, then they stopped hurting. I highly recommend it.
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