Complaining of hemorrhoids, mall employee moons fellow workers

[Meatpuppet]

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These items were taken from Orland Park Police reports available Nov. 23 and Nov. 28.
[B]Disorderly Conduct
[/B]A 36-year-old Chicago man who allegedly showed his naked posterior to employees at an Orland Square Mall department store was cited for disorderly conduct Nov. 19 during a 9:10 p.m. police contact. He is scheduled to appear at a Dec. 13 administrative hearing. The man allegedly approached several employees individually complaining he had hemorrhoids, and would then pull down his pants, asking them to look.

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[url]http://triblocal.com/orland-park/2011/11/29/complaining-of-hemorrhoids-mall-employee-moons-fellow-workers-and-more/[/url]

[ratman_122]

Hahaha, Orland Park is crazy as hell, I'm not suprised.