• Facepunch user breaks into woman's home to take selfie
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[URL="http://denver.cbslocal.com/2014/02/07/victim-traumatized-after-finding-pic-of-suspect-on-cell/"] CBS Denver[/URL] [QUOTE][IMG]http://cbsdenver.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/suspect1.jpg?w=420&h=236[/IMG] The woman who found a selfie on her cell phone of a man who broke into her home is traumatized by what happened as police continue their search for the man. The victim told police she had no idea the man had been inside her home while she was there– until she checked her cell phone the next day. According to police, on Jan. 29 at approximately 9:20 p.m. a woman was putting her children to bed when an unknown man entered her home and used the woman’s cellphone to take a picture of himself. The incident occurred in the 3400 block of West Amherst Avenue. “And he looks familiar to me, everybody else says they didn’t see him but he looks familiar to me, I know I’ve seen him before,” said neighbor Richard Gardner. Police said the man walked into the home through the back door, took the picture and left. He didn’t take anything. Gardner said he recognized the man on the selfie. “He doesn’t have glasses when you normally see him walking down the street. Maybe they’re a disguise. I don’t know,” said Gardner.[/QUOTE] well at least he was nice enough to not steal anything
Really!? Not even a rape?! How is this even newsworthy?? I need more death and sexual abuse! I'm sorry, but I have to say this is severely disappointing. [editline]9th February 2014[/editline] - A comment by Poo Monst3r [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Trolling or genuinely stupid" - Starpluck))[/highlight] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Extended" - Starpluck))[/highlight]
2/10 on the title, nice try
"aw yeah i'm finally home, i'll just use my phone's camera and see how these glasses look on me, then go to sleep wait a minute this isn't my phone this isn't my house shit shit shit"
"this is not my beautiful house. this is not my beautiful wife."
snip, being a dumbass
is that fucking walter white with glasses
[quote] [img]http://cbsdenver.files.wordpress.com/2014/02/suspect1.jpg?w=420&h=236[/img][/quote] Kinda looks like a kid in a fake mustache.
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;43842188]Really!? Not even a rape?! How is this even newsworthy?? I need more death and sexual abuse! I'm sorry, but I have to say this is severely disappointing. [editline]9th February 2014[/editline] - A comment by Poo Monst3r[/QUOTE] um
hahaha holy shit, i feel like he literally did this just to fuck with this person what the fuck
Isn't the whole "facepunch user does this" thing just to get views and never really was a facepunch user?
What a fucking mustache, holy shit.
I stayed at a friend's house for 2 weeks once (many years ago, in my post-high school bum days). His mother did not know I was there. I had free run of the place till she got home from work. Creeping around corners and generally hiding in closets, under tables and beds. If she had spotted me, I am certain I would have been shot. It was very stressful. People are weirder and creepier than you want them to be. It's nice to know that there is always someone somewhere raising the bar.
[QUOTE=Poo Monst3r;43842188]Really!? Not even a rape?! How is this even newsworthy?? I need more death and sexual abuse! I'm sorry, but I have to say this is severely disappointing. [editline]9th February 2014[/editline] - A comment by Poo Monst3r[/QUOTE] Do you and can you please continue to amend "- A comment by Poo Monst3r" on every single post you make?
[QUOTE=Radical Rebel;43843262]Isn't the whole "facepunch user does this" thing just to get views and never really was a facepunch user?[/QUOTE] that's usually the joke, yes
[QUOTE=Radical Rebel;43843262]Isn't the whole "facepunch user does this" thing just to get views and never really was a facepunch user?[/QUOTE] He was a facephotographer I guess.
[QUOTE=YCheez;43843344]He was a facephotographer I guess.[/QUOTE] He punched the camera with his face-photons
sounds sort of like the home security version of a white hat hacker break into someone's house and do a harmless but terrifying prank just so they learn to keep their house more secure
It's Terry Richardson.
What the actual fuck?
[IMG]http://w3source.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/reald-3d-glasses11.jpg[/IMG]
Those are glasses alright
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