So I was driving home from school today.

[Sickle]

...And my mother abruptly stops at a traffic light, nearly skipping it. Everything is fine until I look to my left and see a gang of 8-10 people circled around a weird ass guy who looked completely drunk. One of the people asked him if he was okay and he said;

'Those fucking TABLECHAIR (?) ... And then to the fucking ughurug...'

and he started rolling his neck at 120mph. I nudged my friend to take a look, and he said,

'Dude what the fuck he looks like he's on crack or something.' to which I replied,

'Hell yeah, maybe he's down.'

My mom took a look and turned to us solemnly and said, 'That's what drugs do to you.

To which my friend shouted, 'But he's so cool! I mean look at--' he paused as we all simultaneously looked to the ginger nutter collapsed on the floor, writhing about and screaming,

'IT'S GONE IT'S ALL GONE FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK' REALLY loudly, making the guy behind us reach out of his window and say, 'Fokkin' doos! (Fucking faggot!)'

By this time the light was green and my mom slowly inched away, at the same time calling the cops. We circled around the block and came back to the same place to see the guy slowly getting to his feet when he sees the cops calling to him and saying things like, 'Sir! Sir! Are you alright? Do you need help sir?' and all of that shit, to which his eyes and mouth widened, and he began running, like a fucking down syndrome baby, kicking himself in the small of the back with every jolt of speed.

He didn't get far until he ran into the tree four meters away from him, CRACKING HIS FUCKING NOSE (?) blood gushed everywhere and all of us pissed ourselves with laughed, the infidel then puked on the tree and fainted. That's all I got before we had to go again. The last thing I saw was one of the cops holding the man's bottle in a brown packet and emptying it onto a Golf unknowingly as he looked off to his right to make sure the man didn't get up.

tl;dr Man gets penis stuck in bottle, police hit it with sledgehammer.

[Speedfalcon]

You have school in the middle of the summer?

[Sickle]

[QUOTE=Speedfalcon;23727822]You have school in the middle of the summer?[/QUOTE]

South Africa

[Goptrop]

Make a thread about it.

[Panda X]

[QUOTE=Speedfalcon;23727822]You have school in the middle of the summer?[/QUOTE]

There's more than one hemisphere.

[Bran]

[QUOTE=Goptrop;23727841]Make a thread about it.[/QUOTE]

He did, can't you see?

[sonicrjk]

[QUOTE=Sickle;23727808]So I was driving home from school today.[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Sickle;23727808]my mother abruptly stops at a traffic light[/QUOTE]
also
[QUOTE=Sickle;23727808]CRACKING HIS FUCKING NOSE (?) blood gushed everywhere and all of us pissed ourselves with laughed[/QUOTE]
what the fuck dude

[Corn]

What the fuck

[Wig Wam]

Exactly what I was thinking Sonicrjk...

[Sickle]

[QUOTE=sonicrjk;23727884][/QUOTE]

You'd rather I say 'My mother drove me back from school today when she stopped at a traffic light'?

It doesn't fucking matter.

[acidcj]

I read your tl;dr as a summary after reading your whole post, and it confused me

[sonicrjk]

[QUOTE=acidcj;23727949]I read your tl;dr as a summary after reading your whole post, and it confused me[/QUOTE]
same, I actually did a double take to make sure I didn't miss anything :P

[SeriousPoster]

you called him an infidel? fucking racist

[editline]10:43PM[/editline]

oh wait hes from south africa, its normal dw

[Sickle]

[QUOTE=SeriousPoster;23729215]you called him an infidel? fucking racist

[editline]10:43PM[/editline]

oh wait hes from south africa, its normal dw[/QUOTE]

Disregard this twat.

[BrQ]

[QUOTE=acidcj;23727949]I read your tl;dr as a summary after reading your whole post, and it confused me[/QUOTE]

it's because people think they can be funny and go: 'hahah, did the cops not get any punishment??' or something

[NEUFDANIELS]

hey guys look a retarded bum ran into a tree

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[Dirge]

This war written so badly.

I R Dissapoint

[TheOneFree-Man]

Well that was crazy
At least the guy got help

[SeriousPoster]

[QUOTE=Sickle;23729226]Disregard this twat.[/QUOTE]

why? that was a racist thing to say

[jantz]

South Africa? That's pretty interesting. Please tell me you got something to share with us.

[WelshTed]

I was expecting something better.
But it was okay.

[Super_Poo]

Great story

[bravehat]

[QUOTE=Dirge;23729551][B]This [U]war[/U] written so badly.[/B]

I R Dissapoint[/QUOTE]

Precious, delicious Irony.

[Mac2468]

I saw something like this in Seattle when I was visiting my uncle a few years ago, except we had to walk through the circle of gang members beating a homeless guy.
It was scary.

[Krilliad]

Natural selection at it's finest!

[Dr. Freeman]

[QUOTE=SeriousPoster;23729976]why? that was a racist thing to say[/QUOTE]

[url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infidel[/url]

Infidel (literally "one without faith") is a chiefly archaic English noun, meaning one who doubts or rejects the central tenets of a religion other than one's own or has no religious beliefs; especially in reference to Christianity or Islam.[1][2][3]

Ya ok I believe you lol.

[bravehat]

[QUOTE=Krilliad;23731949]Natural selection at it's finest![/QUOTE]

Except he didn't die and you have no clue how natural selection works.

[alphaspida]

I do not understand op.

and this:

(?)

[Fenriswolf]

:wtc: Only in Africa.