:siren:[highlight][b]UPDATE:[/b][/highlight]:siren:
NEW THREAD WITH AN OP WHO ISN'T A LAZY FUCK (thanks desolateone1)
[url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/1045297-No-Fap-2011-v2-Now-with-a-list![/url]
Lock away moderators
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Yes you read that correctly. No fap 2011 is the ultimate challenge. You think a whole month without fapping is hard? Try a fucking year. In this challenge there will be no exceptions, there will be no complaints, and there will be no giving up. If you do not adhere strictly to the rules listed below, you will be disqualified. This is a challenge of nerve, a challenge of endurance, and above all, a challenge of will. Can you resist?
[b]RULES[/b]
[list=1][*] There will be no fapping whatsoever until January 1st, 2012 (your time zone)
[*] Fapping will be considered pleasuring oneself to the point of inducing orgasm (as this is a year long challenge, some leeway must be allowed)
[*] If you are a female, your goal is the equivalent
[*] Any violations of these rules will result in disqualification
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[b]FAQ[/b]
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[u]So no fapping whatsoever?[/u]
Yes, none whatsoever
[u]Really?[/u]
Really
[u]Why would you do this to us?[/u]
Perhaps a year without fapping will encourage one to find a girlfriend, or maybe even leave the internet for once in a while. Either that or make their dick explode
[u]So is sex allowed, or can someone else assist me?[/u]
Yes, as long as it doesn't involve pleasuring yourself (EX: no cumshots you kinky bastards). Honestly I don't think this will be a problem on Facepunch.
[u]Alright then, can we at least look at porn?[/u]
I don't see why not, as long as you follow the rules.
[u]Will you (the OP) be participating in this?[/u]
Fuck no
[u]Any prizes?[/u]
The eternal admiration of your peers, and a solid gold fiddle.
[u]How about runner up prizes?[/u]
A smaller silver fiddle (or a speedboat)
[u]I'm in, what should we do in this thread?[/u]
Discuss the challenge, post porn to make it harder for the others, brag about your girlfriend/boyfriend, etc.
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For those of you who have already fapped (or it is not yet 2011 in your timezone), you have until tomorrow to prepare yourself. Fap all you want for now, but come tomorrow at noon it will not be permitted. Good luck to you all Facepunch, godspeed.
Good god.....
It can't be done
Whoops, too late
I already lost
[QUOTE=Lonestriper;27117340]Whoops, too late[/QUOTE]
Good effort anyway
You're on, OP.
[QUOTE=Lonestriper;27117340]Whoops, too late[/QUOTE]
[quote]For those of you who have already fapped (or it is not yet 2011 in your timezone), you have until tomorrow to prepare yourself.[/quote]
Why would anybody do something like this, it's inhuman.
who the hell in their right mind wouldn't fap for a whole year?
It's impossible not to relieve yourself for a full year, stupid idea
[QUOTE=Lolthanio;27117359]who the hell in their right mind wouldn't fap for a whole year?[/QUOTE]
Me
Im going to try this
Nobody does these challenges, you know.
I bet I can make it longer than 50% of the people who apply.
You've gotta be jerkin my chain.
But hey, you pulled me into it so sure.
im predicting im going to lose sometime tomorrow
[QUOTE=Zedicus Mann;27117392]You've gotta be jerkin my chain.
But hey, you pulled me into it so sure.[/QUOTE]
lol wank jokes
[QUOTE]For those of you who have already fapped (or it is not yet 2011 in your timezone), you have until tomorrow to prepare yourself.[/QUOTE]
Ye' Gods, I still have a chance
Realistic view:
Hey guys I'm not gonna fap for a whole year!
A week later: :flashfap: :gizz:
I almost thought of saying yes, then my common sense kicked in.
uh
good luck guys lmao
Man it just isn't possible. Fuck that shit and rub my nipples with sandpaper.
I will probably lose after 3 weeks, but put me on the list (make one), Im going to try my hardest.
I'll take on this challenge.
[QUOTE=PyromanDan;27117461]put me on the list (make one)[/QUOTE]
Soon enough, I'm just going to see how this thread is going by noon today (EST) and decide what to do from there.
I'm in.
think of the load you'd blow after a whole fucking year
[QUOTE=mr apple;27117367]It's impossible not to relieve yourself for a full year, stupid idea[/QUOTE]
Don't be so sure of that, your body will (essentially) do it if you don't so why not give your body the benefit of the doubt.
No shave for a year maybe... but no fap! That's... unman-like! Inhuman!
Not even gonna try, because I'll lose by tomorrow morning most likely.
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