Facepunch's Unofficial Dragon Dildo!

[kirby2112]

Recently, a friend of mine and I were discussing the size of Willem Dafoe's penis, which is said to be, and I quote, "Confusingly large." This got us on to the topic of various bad dragon dildos, and it was there that I discovered a place where you can submit your very own designs.

Now, after literally minutes of effort, a dear member of the forum who would prefer to stay anonymous whipped up this marvelous design in sculptris. After some minor tweaks and feedback, it was sent along to me. I made a few tweaks of my own, and painted it a few times. After some laborious work, I submitted the design to the Bad Dragon labs.

Now, the submission process works on a system of democracy, and if a submission gets enough votes, it will be added to the Bad Dragon lineup. I have no doubt that facepunch would love to see an unofficial dildo dedicated just to them.

Any facepunch members with a Bad Dragon account, I ask to please vote for it to be accepted.

It seems that voting is not enabled immediately, but if anyone still cares about this in like 3 business days, feel free to vote.
[url]http://labs.bad-dragon.com/idea/view/409[/url]

Here are some images of the proposed dragon dong, entitled: "The Buttpunch"

[t]http://i.imgur.com/Amld9XF.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/M9cfRDe.png[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/OWcc9ld.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/JnaKmt1.png[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/0Vf9rTW.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/t4nWdk0.png[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/bkzbF07.png[/t] [t]http://i.imgur.com/rhWOv0b.png[/t]
I'm aware that this isn't quite the facepunch logo, but due to concerns about potential copyrights, we refrained from making it exact. We'd like to think of it as face, pre-punch.

[video=youtube;ogvb5fp1Kcg]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ogvb5fp1Kcg[/video]

[I][B][U]I forgot to add, if we win, we'll send the first dildo to the facepunch offices, and raffle off the second.[/U][/B][/I]

[xalener]

I'll only vote for it if a shitload of other people do

[Corn]

did you buy zbrush just to model dregon diks

[yellowoboe]

It's a little small dontcha think?

[kirby2112]

[QUOTE=Laserbeams;42665674]did you buy zbrush just to model dregon diks[/QUOTE]

Sculptris, says so in the OP

[editline]27th October 2013[/editline]

[QUOTE=yellowoboe;42665679]It's a little small dontcha think?[/QUOTE]

Bad dragon is painfully oppressive on the size limits of their submitted dongs.

[koeniginator]

no red-white color scheme 0/10

[kirby2112]

[QUOTE=koeniginator;42665710]no red-white color scheme 0/10[/QUOTE]

They don't like color on their submissions. I did paint it like that though.
[t]http://i.imgur.com/YlS5P68h.png[/t]
[t]http://i.imgur.com/D5eDQQfh.png[/t]

[ironman17]

Hmmm; what're the intentions pertaining to the physical texture of that thing? What manner of tactile sensations are you trying to induce with those "pockets"? 'cause it almost seems like suction may occur.

[yellowoboe]

-how does read-

[Kickin Balls]

Winner'd because I was there while it was being made.

[Rangergxi]

Its a shame that I don't have a Bad Dragon account.

[sloppy_joes]

Nice. Voted.

[editline]27th October 2013[/editline]

P.S. Your link doesn't work.

[MightyLOLZOR]

I've been here for over 3 years now, and I still don't understand facepunch's obsession over dragon dildos.

[Uzbekistan]

Needs a matching gas mask

[editline]27th October 2013[/editline]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/51cvm/3b7752c3d4.jpg[/IMG]
Yeah we are out of our collective depth here

[kirby2112]

[QUOTE=Uzbekistan;42665943]Needs a matching gas mask

[editline]27th October 2013[/editline]

[IMG]http://puu.sh/51cvm/3b7752c3d4.jpg[/IMG]
Yeah we are out of our collective depth here[/QUOTE]

Funny that you should mention depth.

[chunkymonkey]

[QUOTE=kirby2112;42665609]Recently, a friend of mine and I were discussing the size of Willem Dafoe's penis, which is said to be, and I quote, "Confusingly large."[/QUOTE]

Found this to be more amusing than the dildo.

[WhiteHusky]

So much hue and interesting results.

[Uzbekistan]

[QUOTE=WhiteHusky;42666022]So much hue and interesting results.[/QUOTE]

And in your case probably so much clicking 'add to cart'

[zhalcyon441]

lmao someone actually spent time on this?

[Bordey]

[QUOTE=zhalcyon441;42666033]lmao someone actually spent time on this?[/QUOTE]

Some people actually buy those things, if The Buttpunch will be accepted by Bad Dragon, whoever made that will actually get paid for it.

Also, for some reason that reminds me a lot of the Collectors from Mass Effect.

[James]

Do we get a sample? I need to know what I'm voting for ;)

[Roll_Program]

Obviously designed by someone who's never used a dildo. Who would give it that shape and texture?

Needs tweaks before it'll be usable.

Thanks.

[alxnotorious]

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;42666184]Obviously designed by someone who's never used a dildo. Who would give it that shape and texture?

Needs tweaks before it'll be usable.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]

He should've consulted the Gay Chat thread.

[editline]27th October 2013[/editline]

Jesus christ, how about that "Awakened Golem" one.

[kirby2112]

[QUOTE=James xX;42666175]Do we get a sample? I need to know what I'm voting for ;)[/QUOTE]

Just put some bubble wrap on your finger and shove it in there, you'll get a similar sensation. ;)

[NeoDement]

[QUOTE=Roll_Program;42666184]Obviously designed by someone who's never used a dildo. Who would give it that shape and texture?

Needs tweaks before it'll be usable.

Thanks.[/QUOTE]you're welcome

[James]

Dibs on dildo.

[TheCreepyPryo]

I will make a bad dragon account just for voting this

[editline]27th October 2013[/editline]

Ow god it's like steam workshop for furries

[Chaplin]

hahahaha
thanks OP I haven't had a laugh this good in a while

I hope your dildo makes it into the market, i really do

[ief014]

how much for the buttpunch XL

[pentium]

This is the forum I joined.