• The internet has offically scared the fuck outta me, help
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Seriously, scary things scare me, which makes sense, except I know most of them aren't real, like slender man, but i still lose sleep over these things. Hell, that thing with the pirated T.V. station and the guy with the mask and scared the fuck out of me, ever since finding the slender man thread I've been looking over my shoulder and freaking out at the nearest sound, I now have to sleep with some form of a light on whether it be the T.V. or the light itself, its becoming kind of sad but no matter how much I tell myself its fake or stop thinking about it or looking at the scary thread's, I still get freaked, I've actually always wanted to enjoy scary thing's, but I just cant seem to do it. TL;DR: I get scared by my own fucking shadow because of the internet and need to learn how to not be such a pussy. So is there anyway at all I can not be scared by fucking everything?
Quit being a pussy.
Some shit sort of freaks me out but I get over it. Usually with porn.
Encounter your fears! Oh wait. None of them really exist. Have fun with that.
Prepare people posting scary shit in this thread. This is the last time I'm visiting this thread D=
Goddamnit fsTyle, you jinxed it
Does rating you a heart make you feel better? [editline]10:58PM[/editline] :buddy:
grow a pair
Go watch BME Pain Olympics.
Slender man? Seriously?
[QUOTE=troglydyte;20605186]Does rating you a heart make you feel better?[/QUOTE]No, it will just remind him of the heart disease epidemic in the United States.
If you think the internet is scary, try going outside.
[QUOTE=Skelmech;20605064]So is there anyway at all I can not be scared by fucking everything?[/QUOTE] Take drugs. Drugs make life better.
Play DiRT 2. Don't play Crysis, Half-Life 2 or Counter-Strike, they can get creepy. Edit: To those disagreed, read this: [quote=xboomguy]You know, when everyone's dead any only you and an enemy left. You'll shit even at the barrels.[/quote]
No no no, you're all misunderstood. Im not affected by shock videos, i know slenderman isnt real, i know all well written creepypasta's arent real, it's just because OF creepypasta's, im always checking behind my back and freaked out, even after it had been weeks of reading it.
This sounds unhealthy. You should stay off the Internet for awhile.
[QUOTE=xboomguy;20605289]Play DiRT 2. Don't play Crysis, Half-Life 2 or [B]Counter-Strike[/B], they can get creepy.[/QUOTE] :wtc:
When I get scared I visualize beating the shit out of whatever scared me with a wooden stick I keep in my garage, Walking Tall style. It has had effects on my overall mental health though.
wow slenderman isnt even scary
Paranoid! thats the word im looking for. The internet has made me paranoid.
Stick a knife through your computer.
Just don't look behind you, he is waiting.
Imagine what scares you with a huge wang; it gets a little funnier and a lot more bearable.
[QUOTE=troglydyte;20605364]:wtc:[/QUOTE] You know, when everyone's dead and only you and an enemy left. You'll shit even at the barrels.
[QUOTE=Skelmech;20605407]Paranoid! thats the word im looking for. The internet has made me paranoid.[/QUOTE] Think rationally about the situation, why would a big tall [I]slender[/I] guy be following you around at night?
Weirdo, i dont think he or anything's following me, its just this really creepy feeling that something's always watching me.
Grow some fucking balls, man.
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;20605600]Grow some fucking balls, man.[/QUOTE] ^
:sigh: Im not whimpering in the corner, crying saying their gonna come get me and writing on the walls "everythingisalie" or "they'reherethey'reherethey'rehere" Im just saying the internet has made me paranoid, how do i become...Un-paranoid?
OP, The soloution for you to get over your fear is to [url=http://www.freewebs.com/huclan/caver/]Read This[/url] all the way to the end.
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