Chinese top government officials debate if 'Happy Ending' services are illegal - Polidicks

[url]http://www.nbcnews.com/id/52341476/ns/world_news-asia_pacific/#.Uc_jgPnVCpo[/url] [QUOTE]BEIJING — China's law enforcers are having an unusually public debate about a delicate topic: Do paid sexual services known as "happy endings" at massage parlors count as crimes if they don't involve actual sexual intercourse? While prostitution is illegal in China, its boundaries are being discussed with rare candor by courts, police and state media — even the usually stodgy flagship newspaper of the Communist Party. "Various places have different standards for whether masturbation services are a crime; judicial interpretation urgently needed," read a headline of the People's Daily newspaper, which usually spends its time lecturing party members about discipline or obscure ideological issues. The high court in eastern Zhejiang reportedly concurs that if there is no intercourse, there's no prostitution, but police in the capital Beijing, southern Guiyang and elsewhere disagree. Sociologist and sex expert Li Yinhe said the debate showed the country has come a long way since two decades ago, when displays of public affection and even dancing with members of the opposite sex could be punished. [IMG]http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00645/news-graphics-2007-_645575a.jpg[/IMG] [/QUOTE] I always assumed that happy endings were sexual acts.

[video=youtube;HoHQNbGfRDs]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HoHQNbGfRDs[/video]

I guess thats what Fairy tells meant when they had a "happy ending"

[QUOTE=EnlightenDead;41248448]I guess thats what Fairy tells meant when they had a "happy ending"[/QUOTE] [IMG]http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcdnmiaNYr1r3jdkc.png[/IMG] [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Image macro" - Orkel))[/highlight]

[quote]Sociologist and sex expert Li Yinhe[/quote] How many people are able to call themselves a sex expert, come on now

[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;41248848]How many people are able to call themselves a sex expert, come on now[/QUOTE] Well its not like anybody who's had tons of sex can declare themselves an expert. Having sex probably isn't even required.. Just having a computer or pencil is probably enough...

I'm a masturbation expert

[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;41248848]How many people are able to call themselves a sex expert, come on now[/QUOTE] 7 billion? it's kinda something we're specifically designed to do

[QUOTE=butre;41248863]7 billion? it's kinda something we're specifically designed to do[/QUOTE] In that case, you can call me a cardiovascular expert.

[QUOTE=Pocket Medic;41248848]How many people are able to call themselves a sex expert, come on now[/QUOTE] Sex experts aren't just people who have tons of sex, they usually have a background in psychology / therapy and their jobs tend to be more about the mind than the body.

[QUOTE=butre;41248863]7 billion? it's kinda something we're specifically designed to do[/QUOTE] being designed to do something and being an expert at it are two different things ya dingus.

[QUOTE=butre;41248863]7 billion? it's kinda something we're specifically designed to do[/QUOTE] Hey are you the guy who wrote that article about plants doing math?

its considered sex in the western world so its sex by our standards, but it is their country they can do what ever the fuck they are allowed to fuck handjobs, blow jobs, it doesn't matter, if it involves multiple people,sexual acts, and someone gets paid, then its prostitution by our laws

[QUOTE=RenegadeCop;41254342]If you take a girl out to dinner and pay for her meal and then you get sex, is it prostitution?[/QUOTE] Yes Oh by the way, new law on the books. Touching yourself below the neck is now a capital crime. Ain't that great?

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;41255287]Yes Oh by the way, new law on the books. Touching yourself below the neck is now a capital crime. Ain't that great?[/QUOTE] Shaking it more than twice and you're playing with it.

Oh they'll just go back to knock offs as opposed to happy endings.

I always thought happy endings were just made up things.

[QUOTE=Van-man;41256380]Shaking it more than twice and you're playing with it.[/QUOTE] Why can't I play with it too?

[QUOTE=zombojoe;41261315]Why can't I play with it too?[/QUOTE] [url]Http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TICqs_vH5Gs&t=1m28s[/url] No offering happy endings to 12 year olds (the age you should assume nearly every facepuncher is) [editline]1st July 2013[/editline] This is zombojoe's arrested development.