Libyan Leader Gaddafi To Call For Switzerland Abolished During UN Visit on Sept 28th - Polidicks

[url]http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/09/03/2009-09-03_libya_leader_col_moammar_khadafy_to_united_nations_abolish_switzerland.html[/url] [quote]According to Swiss minister Christa Markwalder, when Khadafy comes to New York Sept. 23, he will ask the UN to dismantle Switzerland and parcel out the land to neighboring France, Germany and Italy. The UN charter specifically states that no member can threaten the sovereignty of another, so the demand is unlikely to get far. But it's another sign of tension to come during the eccentric dictator's visit. The Libya-Swiss kerfuffle began a year ago, when Khadafy's trouble-making youngest son, Hannibal, was arrested in a Geneva hotel for beating two servants with a belt and a coat-hanger. He had previously had run-ins with cops in France and Italy and once was busted for driving drunk on Paris' Champs-Elysees at 90 mph - the wrong way. Libya retaliated with fury, recalling some diplomats, withdrawing $5 billion from Swiss banks, shuttering the Tripoli office of Nestle and threatening to cut oil deliveries. Two Swiss businessmen were barred from leaving the country until Libya received an apology for Hannibal's arrest. For a year, the issue festered. Two weeks ago, Swiss President Hans-Rudolf Merz traveled to Tripoli to apologize for the arrest and Libya promised to let the hostages go by Sept. 1. However, they have yet to be freed. Now Merz is fending off accusations of appeasement and calls for his resignation. The British government, too, is still in trouble over their own dealings with Libya as more details leak out about closed-door negotiations over releasing the Lockerbie bomber. Justice Minister Jack Straw took personal calls from a British Petroleum lobbyist who wanted him to include the bomber in a 2007 prisoner transfer agreement with Libya. The Times of London reported that Straw was lobbied by Sir Mark Allen, a former MI6 agent who signed on with BP to help protect a $900 million oil deal with Libya. Straw has admitted he caved to the demand, but says it's irrelevant because bomber Abdulbaset al-Megrahi was never transferred to a Libyan jail under the prisoner transfer deal. Instead, he was freed outright because he is dying. Read more: [url]http://www.nydailynews.com/news/world/2009/09/03/2009-09-03_libya_leader_col_moammar_khadafy_to_united_nations_abolish_switzerland.html#ixzz0QH2ALhNf[/url] [/quote] :wtc:

I want me some Switzerland.

remind me again why a dictatorship should have any say in the UN??

Gaddafi is one person that needs a 50.cal through the fod.

He has some shitty facial hair too [img]http://blogs.reuters.com/global/files/2008/09/gaddafi.jpg[/img] Especially for a dictator

[QUOTE=Schlotbaron;17146440]He has some shitty facial hair too [img]http://blogs.reuters.com/global/files/2008/09/gaddafi.jpg[/img] Especially for a dictator[/QUOTE] Machete?

[img]http://img257.imageshack.us/img257/68/gaddafi.png[/img] 'nuff said.

This is going to go far.

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;17146509]This is going to go far.[/QUOTE] Yeah, they'll stop him at the border.

[QUOTE=Pepsi-cola;17146467]Machete?[/QUOTE] how can you even compare those beards [img]http://www.cinemablend.com/images/news_img/12372/12372.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=radioactive;17146526]Yeah, they'll stop him at the border.[/QUOTE] What, with pepper spray?

they pissed off the wrong libyan

:wtc: is indeed an appropriate emote to use, OP. :wtc:

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;17146559]What, with pepper spray?[/QUOTE] That hurts really really bad. If you havent felt it, try this Get a chilli pepper. cut rub finger on membrane area. touch eye. Like that but even worse.

[QUOTE=radioactive;17146601]That hurts really really bad. If you havent felt it, try this Get a chilli pepper. cut rub finger on membrane area. touch eye. Like that but even worse.[/QUOTE] I was reffering to the fact that the Swiss army can't carry loaded gun's anymore. (or they can't have them cocked, i forget.)

funny though, that even though he's a vicious tyrant, he seems to be playing by the rules... (by filling out a formal request at UN HQ instead of just invading switzerland)

[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;17146648]funny though, that even though he's a vicious tyrant, he seems to be playing by the rules... (by filling out a formal request at UN HQ instead of just invading switzerland)[/QUOTE] I think someone would notice if the Libyan Army suddenly decided to go on "Holiday" to switzerland.

[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;17146648]funny though, that even though he's a vicious tyrant, he seems to be playing by the rules... (by filling out a formal request at UN HQ instead of just invading switzerland)[/QUOTE] If he invaded America would join in.

Sir it's a beige alert! If I don't make it through this tell my wife I said hello.

[QUOTE=Gordon Frohm;17146648]funny though, that even though he's a vicious tyrant, he seems to be playing by the rules... (by filling out a formal request at UN HQ instead of just invading switzerland)[/QUOTE] You do know that geographically switzerland is one of the most terrible places to invade you can imagine, right? It's why the country has been around for so long.

Libya should be reabsorbed by Italy. Did they forget that they were once Italy's bitch? After they were Italy's bitch, they were France's and the UK's bitch for a few years.

[QUOTE=MachiniOs;17146643]I was reffering to the fact that the Swiss army can't carry loaded gun's anymore. (or they can't have them cocked, i forget.)[/QUOTE] They can't have them cocked, they have ammunition and everything.

[QUOTE=KillerTV;17146704]Sir it's a beige alert! If I don't make it through this tell my wife I said hello.[/QUOTE] Would have yielded hundreds of funnies if you included the picture. You missed out on a fantastic harvest. Also, who shit in Libya's [insert Libyan food here]?

[QUOTE=JeRK;17147050]You do know that geographically switzerland is one of the most terrible places to invade you can imagine, right? It's why the country has been around for so long.[/QUOTE] This is why invading Switzerland in Hearts of Iron II/III takes such a bullcrap of time.

[QUOTE=JeRK;17147050]You do know that geographically switzerland is one of the most terrible places to invade you can imagine, right? It's why the country has been around for so long.[/QUOTE] The swiss also hold large portions of the worlds money. If the Libyans did attack a fuckton of nations would attack them. It would go down like this. Libya: Give me your lunch money bitch! Switzerland: No. **Libya picks up a bat **Suddenly thousands of students pop out from behind the bushes and jump libya**

We should dismantle his shitty country instead.

Didn't we teach this asshole to shut up when we bombed his family?

He looks like 70 year old's poorly shaved ballsack, his opinion means nothing.

[QUOTE=Kyle902;17149912]The swiss also hold large portions of the worlds money. If the Libyans did attack a fuckton of nations would attack them. It would go down like this. Libya: Give me your lunch money bitch! Switzerland: No. **Libya picks up a bat **Suddenly thousands of students pop out from behind the bushes and jump libya**[/QUOTE] But to do this Libya would have to get past the popular tough guys like France and Italy.

Because arresting someone for breaking several laws is an outrage. Honestly, what are those CIA and MI6 hit-teams doing? Plenty of targets to go around :v: