Doesn't have to be a long story or anything. Whatever makes you look back and smile.
Me and 3 other friends are in Wendys munching it down. I just finish my meal of chicken nuggets and fries when I realize I'm still hungry. My friend Steve says, "CHRIS! I bet that when you go to the counter to order you will laugh your ass off!" With this challenge I stand gallantly ready. I go up to the counter look at the dollar menu as the word "double" comes out of my mouth I start getting the giggles. Everyone on the line and in the place was looking at me. Soon i can't help it and i start crying from laughter. The lady was nice though she knew i was baked and helped me out. I communicated with her in a series of thumbs ups and "NAAAAAAs". I got my food. Oh, I was full.
Today me and one of my mates when downstairs to get drinks for two other people and we put chilli powder in their drinks it was hilarious at the time.
[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;15650795]Doesn't have to be a long story or anything. Whatever makes you look back and smile.
Me and 3 other friends are in Wendys munching it down. I just finish my meal of chicken nuggets and fries when I realize I'm still hungry. My friend Steve says, "CHRIS! I bet that when you go to the counter to order you will laugh your ass off!" With this challenge I stand gallantly ready. I go up to the counter look at the dollar menu as the word "double" comes out of my mouth I start getting the giggles. Everyone on the line and in the place was looking at me. Soon i can't help it and i start crying from laughter. The lady was nice though she knew i was baked and helped me out. I communicated with her in a series of thumbs ups and "NAAAAAAs". I got my food. Oh, I was full.[/QUOTE]
That story literally made me lol.
Anyways, Monday I took acid with my friends, while in a state of sizzling we decided to look at some pictures on his walls, and there was this painting/picture, so I asked my friend if it was a painting or a picture of a painting, and he told me it was a painting; I asked him if it was an actual painting or a picture of a painting and he told me it was a picture, so I tried to clarify the question to is it a picture of a painting or is it a one of a kind painting, made by someone, and he said it was a one of a kind picture of a painting made for them by a friend, we started to break down into tears from laughing at how confused we had made the situation, it was amazing.
[QUOTE=PieHard92;15651716]That story literally made me lol.
Anyways, Monday I took acid with my friends, while in a state of sizzling we decided to look at some pictures on his walls, and there was this painting/picture, so I asked my friend if it was a painting or a picture of a painting, and he told me it was a painting; I asked him if it was an actual painting or a picture of a painting and he told me it was a picture, so I tried to clarify the question to is it a picture of a painting or is it a one of a kind painting, made by someone, and he said it was a one of a kind picture of a painting made for them by a friend, we started to break down into tears from laughing at how confused we had made the situation, it was amazing.[/QUOTE]
I'm not high, and even I got confused from reading that. lol
[QUOTE=PieHard92;15651716]That story literally made me lol.
Anyways, Monday I took acid with my friends, while in a state of sizzling we decided to look at some pictures on his walls, and there was this painting/picture, so I asked my friend if it was a painting or a picture of a painting, and he told me it was a painting; I asked him if it was an actual painting or a picture of a painting and he told me it was a picture, so I tried to clarify the question to is it a picture of a painting or is it a one of a kind painting, made by someone, and he said it was a one of a kind picture of a painting made for them by a friend, we started to break down into tears from laughing at how confused we had made the situation, it was amazing.[/QUOTE]
erryday muthazzz
A friend of mine keeps an archive of fucked up things people have said or written or drawn in his house (we get fucked up in his house a lot). I'll see if I can type up or photograph some of it next time I'm there.
[QUOTE=Pajama Sam;15650795]Doesn't have to be a long story or anything. Whatever makes you look back and smile.
Me and 3 other friends are in Wendys munching it down. I just finish my meal of chicken nuggets and fries when I realize I'm still hungry. My friend Steve says, "CHRIS! I bet that when you go to the counter to order you will laugh your ass off!" With this challenge I stand gallantly ready. I go up to the counter look at the dollar menu as the word "double" comes out of my mouth I start getting the giggles. Everyone on the line and in the place was looking at me. Soon i can't help it and i start crying from laughter. The lady was nice though she knew i was baked and helped me out. I communicated with her in a series of thumbs ups and "NAAAAAAs". I got my food. Oh, I was full.[/QUOTE]
man, i wanna try that.:banjo:
After me and a couple of friends smoked a few bowls I stood up and put my hands on my hips and said "someone better get a glass of water" except I could not stop laughing and everyone else was laughing too.
We went to whataburger today and got some eleses order on accident. It was like 6 cheeseburgers and we both ate them all haha
sometimes when I'm really really high I tend to apologize for things I didn't do. I once told my friend "I'm sorry" after he bumped into a parked car.
I called my friend to pick me up from Dell Taco, and kept falling asleep on the table while dialing.
Me and my friend were both super fucking high like a week ago. He was holding a glass of pepsi in his hand and literally just dropped it right on the floor. He then turned and looked at me and was like, "Why the fuck did you jus drop my glass of pepsi? Look at the fucking carpet." I proceeded to burst into tears of joy and as did he.
[QUOTE=B_oE_AN;15732705]sometimes when I'm really really high I tend to apologize for things I didn't do. I once told my friend "I'm sorry" after he bumped into a parked car.[/QUOTE]
LOL that made me laugh very hard.
the funniest thing that happened was me and like 5 friends were walking around in a park, and these people passed us. The whole walk was quiet, nobody said anything. then the people walked by. out of nowhere my friend turns around, runs away yelling "OH GOD THEY KNOW WHAT HAVE I DONE?!"
to this day nobody knows that the hell he was talking about
Me and my friend on E were walking down the street at 1 am, Random high-fives and our "Ambitions and Dreams" handshake. We had some serious bonding time for those eight hours.
I couldn't stop farting.
"Hey, look at these nice waves. Oh my god, these aren't waves, they're rain on the street..."
The other night me and my friend where walking around a city (he was on a robotrip) and he says "Pepin, look at that house with all those flashing lights in that room, that guy must be tripping on acid all the time, he must be tripping out of his mind right now...". He went on for a little bit more about it and then said a few minutes later "wait... or those lights could just be from his tv..."
This one time, I went to romania to visit my cousin, me and him got baked and convinced this kid who didnt know what a clitoris was to go up to the corner store lady and ask for "Clitoris cu suprisa" which means clitoris with a surprise but in romanian it just sounds like another corn snack (like cheetohs without the cheese) so he went in and said clitoris cu suprisa and the lady was like WHAT and we were all laughing our asses off.
While high on oxycodone, I was with my brother on the ps3 and it was a bright game so the oxy kicked in while I as playing and the lights made me so happy so I start laughing for no reason and my brother was very suspicious of me on something... I had lots of fun on that game :D
One of my friends told me one really stupid joke, and i just couldn't stop laughing.
Charles dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. the bartender asks "Olive or twist?"
I just couldn't stop. Till i turned blue. than i just did that creepy breathless laugh. where your laughing but no noise is coming out.
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This thread is funnier than the LMAO pics thread, i actually lol'd in this thread.
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Just remembered this. When im high on the computer, i tend to just get closer...and closer...and closer to the screen, and dont really notice it till im like 15 cm away from the screen
[i]While playing putt-putt:[/i]
"What were you guys doing, masturbating?"
"No, we were just exploring the other holes."
Fuck my life.
sometimes i mix up the first letter of a word with the first letter of another word.
the first time i did this i said Mob Barley instead of Bob Marley
[QUOTE=Pepin;15914482]The other night me and my friend where walking around a city (he was on a robotrip) and he says "Pepin, look at that house with all those flashing lights in that room, that guy must be tripping on acid all the time, he must be tripping out of his mind right now...". He went on for a little bit more about it and then said a few minutes later "wait... or those lights could just be from his tv..."[/QUOTE]
oh fuck i lol'd
yesterday after walking around a bit to smoke, we come up to my friends house (with my friend) baked. We get in the garage and his mom thinks it was a good idea to scare us. I died :(
then after about 3 hours my friend said whats in your pocket? and i said idk, and i pulled out his spoon?
he was mad :(
Got another story but my pc is broken so im writing this on my phone. Here we go.
Me and my friends are coming back from the beach where we had a pretty sweet smoking shesh. I decide to head into a deli and buy some munchy snacks. So i just bought random ass things such as cotton candy, sun chips, and some dollar drinks. I head back to the car and put on the classic rock station so happens to have comfortably numb on which is favorite stoner jam. I blast it and i see my friends laughing at me in the distance. My friend joe comes up to me and asks me in a playful serious tone 'Chris what do you have.' i respond 'cotton mouth'. He asks what are you eating. I respond bluntly ' cotton candy.' Took me a while but i finally got it. I laughed my ass off for 20 minutes.
I'm not too hilarious of a guy while high, I [I]can[/I] be funny, but nothing post-worthy imo.
However, one night we were hotboxing with a steamroller in my friend Austin's car and he started flipping radio stations, and all of a sudden this christmasy instrumental music comes on, lots of bells, upbeat, cheery, christmasy music that incidentally sounds like something you would hear in a Harry Potter movie during one of the happier parts.
Before I realize this, Austin realizes this and just says "Oh hello Hagrid!" in a PERFECT Harry Potter voice, but then he just goes off on this long ass improvised conversation between Harry and Hagrid, with all his impersonations spot-on and what he was saying went with the music perfectly, and then he threw Ron, Hermione, Voldemort, Dobby, and a bunch of other random-ass characters into the conversation, and all of his impressions were at least good, and when were all just laughing our asses off forever, and when it seemed like he was running out of things to make a fake conversation about he had George Bush fly in on Buckbeak the hypogriff and ask for weed and whine about not wanting to go to hogsmeade with Voldemort and Hagrid.
It was all seemed clever, but I have a feeling it would've been only mildly funny if I was sober. But holy shit.
On 10x (pussy i know) Salvia i watched 2 of my friends talk about being the only under cover farmers. Later, when on of them asked me if i wanted to play Halo or some game i apparently said "nah... i'm just gonna sit here... being a robot". We needed better shit.
Ninjas and robots, makes perfect sense.
Its pretty funny tho.
"Bro, you need to chill, like a pill. Or I'mma one up my kill."
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[QUOTE=BlackVenom;15953019]On 10x (pussy i know) Salvia [/QUOTE]
10x is not Pussy
On any opiate I act like a hippy, I slur my works a bit and I act like a nature freak a bit.
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