Nicolas Cage's Immortality proved in Civil War Picture
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Or he's a vampire, I don't know.
[quote]"How can I be polite about this," he said of the man in the picture. "It's a somewhat slowed down version of me."Furthermore, he posited that the very existence of the picture would seem to denounce the vampire theory. After all, it's common knowledge that vampires' pictures can't be taken. "I don't drink blood and last time I looked in the mirror, I had a reflection, so I'm not going with the vampire theory," he concluded.But there are two ways to interpret what's happening here. Perhaps the myths about vampire reflections and being able to take pictures of vampires are just that. Nicolas Cage could be a vampire following "rules" that humanity simply doesn't know yet. Or a far simpler explanation could be that he's just immortal.[B] Meaning fans can look forward to more Nicolas Cage movies for the rest of their lives, as he'll outlive them all.[/B][/quote]
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[IMG]http://i.huffpost.com/gen/495212/thumbs/s-LATE-SHOW-NICOLAS-CAGE-120209-large.jpg[/IMG]
That is pretty incredible
Wasn't there a painting from the 1700's that looked just like him
Yeah, Nicolas Cage, vampire? pfft.
We all know he's really a demon of vengeance from hell.
Wait no that's Keanu Reeves
[editline]10th February 2012[/editline]
fucking ninja
Isnt it obvious?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Agmw0.jpg?7613[/img]
[QUOTE=Hardpoint Nomad;34640067]Wait no that's Keanu Reeves
[editline]10th February 2012[/editline]
fucking ninja[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.keanuisimmortal.com/[/url]
[img]http://imgur.com/2yen4.jpg[/img]
The first fauxhawk
Is it just me or does anyone else think he'd make the perfect leading actor in an Alan Wake movie?
[QUOTE=archangel125;34640541]Is it just me or does anyone else think he'd make the perfect leading actor in an Alan Wake movie?[/QUOTE]
Its Nic Cage, he'd be the perfect leading actor to anything.
[editline]10th February 2012[/editline]
Especially Superman.
Slowed down, did he meant to say retarded? Poor civil war guy...
Nicolas Cage is the best actor of all time.
[B]Edit:[/B]
Guys, I'm serious.
ears don't match, fake and gay.
Well then...
Kill it with fire.
Nic Cage is badass
Too bad his hair isn't immortal.
[QUOTE=TheFilmSlacker;34640848]His acting can be laughably bad at times, but I'll be the first to say, I enjoyed "National Treasure".[/QUOTE]
His acting may be questionable at most times, but he's willing to commit every ounce of energy he has into portraying even the strangest characters.
He's like the poor man's Daniel Day-Lewis
[QUOTE=Cmx;34640253]Isnt it obvious?
[img]http://i.imgur.com/Agmw0.jpg?7613[/img][/QUOTE]
This took me [I]waaay[/I] too long to make and is still shit quality.
But:
[IMG]http://img269.imageshack.us/img269/4699/ancientniccage.png[/IMG]
[QUOTE=lord0war;34640197][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lct6x-XqWrw[/media][/QUOTE]
it sounds like he's screaming "I'm a pedofile, i'm a pedofile"
Look's shopped
[sp]It's a joke.[/sp]
I don't know if he's a 'good' actor, but he's entertaining as [b]fuck[/b].
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HM6X_wdZJaE[/media]
Nature is uncreative and just started recycling faces hoping we wouldn't notice
[QUOTE=GhettoGeek;34641322]Nature is uncreative and just started recycling faces hoping we wouldn't notice[/QUOTE]
Copyright your own face and sue mother nature/god for infringing your copyright
there was a radio interview where this came up and he admits to being immortal
the link below has it in a podcast so its a few minutes into episode 26
[url]http://itunes.apple.com/gb/podcast/episode-26-danny-wallace/id279213645?i=109952061[/url]
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